Walls of Obsidian

|Scorpio|Bisexual|Mostly awake|

[seaheartt]

summary of the harry potter series

[stopblowingholesinmeship]

harry: guys something’s up

everyone: ah u’re just paranoid

voldemort: hello children time for death

[sillxgx]

what was i even wearing before high waist jeans

[ruinedchildhood]

[Retweet]

[rodrickheffeley]

This is the only valid tik tok.

[naenaenoodle]

[lotus-of-light]

Bro….

[ruinedchildhood]

Grandpa goals af 😭😭💕💕💕💕

[alt-teacup-deactivated20190519]

This is your random reminder to DRINK WATER!

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

[sevenate]

Ah! Hes the same guy who provides women selfies that they could use if they feel threatened!

[sevenate]

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

So he’s smart, diligent, has a variety of interests, looks out for women, and he’s pretty good looking if my mostly-lesbian assessment is worth anything

This is a unicorn of a man

[nighttime-daydreams]

Signs as Dogs

Aries: Pitbull

Taurus: St. Bernard

Gemini: Corgi

Cancer: Golden Retriever

Leo: Poodle

Virgo: Boston Terrier

Libra: Chihuahua

Scorpio: Husky

Sagittarius: Greyhound

Capricorn: German Shepherd

Aquarius: Dachshund

Pisces: Pug

[iclosed]

water signs want to protect the way things were once; this way they get to keep their memories alive

air signs want to protect the way things are going to be one day; it’s because they care the most about their fantasies

fire signs want to protect the way things should be now; they have faith that through immediate action the world can meet their ideals

earth signs want to protect the way things are; they live in the present and the most important thing for them is to feel safe in their environment and to ensure this safety will last and endure

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Pinocchio’s nose grows every time he says something false, then Pinocchio can test any hypothesis and instantly know if it is true or not.

[vaporwave-gif]

If I’m texting you late at night please imagine me in the bath and lounging to the sultry sounds of Pokémon let’s plays because it’s a 50/50 shot that I’m legit doing that as I type out every message including this one

[gaypeopletwitter]

[decaffeinated-orange]

reblog if you could hear this photo too

[thepakdefect]

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

a gentle reminder that you’re still young and there’s still plenty of time to figure things out, become who u want to be and create a comfortable life for yourself

[beeefy]

me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she’s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[aniitabananita-deactivated20210]

Big baby crying because I stopped petting him for 2 seconds - Tito boy 😍 at 10 months

[shownubigdaddy]

I would die for him

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Pet him .. i wont ask you again.