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I’m incredibly low on killer condom ones so have heated rivalry memes I made including one with a killer condom screenshot and a thing my friend said when I bought up HR #9

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #killer condom #sam hanks #memes

THE BOOKS HAVE ARRIVED!

I can’t take them yet though because my mom still has to receive them, but they are in the house and close to being mine!

#heated rivalry #game changers series #I originally read 1-3 and 6 on PDFs because I knew I would eventually buy them #AND I DIDNT KNOW SHANE AND ILYA’S BOOKS HAD LOONS ON THE SPINES #books #I feel like my hand looks so plasticy in this photo #it’s giving criterion cover of querelle

Sam Hanks appreciation post

He’s just a silly guy I would give him many head pats (even though he’s like a foot taller than me)

#killer condom #sam hanks #peter lohmeyer

Heated rivalry and killer condom memes I made #8

#killer condom #dr. riffleson #luigi mackeroni #sam hanks #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #memes

Turns out if you scroll enough on Reddit when you look up bg3 text posts you end up with Wednesday Adams show posts

Heated rivalry and killer condom memes I made #7

#killer condom #luigi mackeroni #billy #luilly #babette #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #yuna hollander #david hollander #memes #I love the pictures of little Shane on the wall #The you were born this way one oddly enough sums up Luigi’s entire speech and was said by one of my friends like a year ago #I saw a review of killer condom on IMDb complaining about the end speech and how that made it political #and I was like I do not think you understood this movie #The movie that is literally a parody of the AIDS crisis and making fun of politicians and other problems surrounding it

Heated rivalry and killer condom memes #6

I think I’ve exhausted the text posts from bg3 meme dumps on Reddit so I’m going to have to find a new source once I’ve used up my stock.

#killer condom #luigi mackeroni #billy #luilly #I remind you to say that out loud and hear how silly that sounds #dr. riffleson #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov

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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

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WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

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To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

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LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT

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Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

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I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

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I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

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What

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ALFREDO???

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What I’ve learned from this is that Luigi Mackeroni as a name is ok actually

#ratatouille #alfredo linguini #killer condom #luigi mackeroni #you give me anything and I can relate it to killer condom #maybe i’m insane #sigh

The Sam and Luigi dynamic is so great

#killer condom #luigi mackeroni #sam hanks #I need to go through and take screenshots of Sam’s expressions #i know the director was going for everyone but Billy and luigi to be overacted #but I’m autistic so it just reads to me as I don’t have to pay all of my attention to know what characters are feeling

I keep thinking about Hayden eventually finding out about the two weeks Ilya spent at the cottage. Then going pale when he remembers the weird phone call he had with him that he realizes happened while Ilya was there. He can’t look at Shane for like a week after that.

#heated rivalry #hayden pike #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #poor hayden #it’s either this or Shane is worried about telling him about it and Hayden can’t remember because they had just had the baby

Even even more killer condom and heated rivalry memes I made, maybe I should just start numbering these I think this is #5

#killer condom #luigi mackeroni #sam hanks #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #memes

Even more heated rivalry and killer condom memes: oops all Ilya and Killer condoms

Also I finally just downloaded the episodes off of a site so heated rivalry screenshots will be infinitely easier to take in the future

The following two are made with screenshots of killer condoms so be warned

#killer condom #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #hollanov #I swear this wasn’t intentional and just the next ones I randomly chose😭

All the Heated rivalry screenshots are from episode one because the site I was using to watch it stopped working and the 1080p I managed to find on a different site refused to load past episode one, sorry about that.

Fun fact that last screenshot of killer condom is not actually in the movie. It’s on IMDb, it’s on the booklet in the soundtrack CD, but that shot does not exist in the movie. And yes I did manage to find a copy of the soundtrack because this is how autistic I am over this movie. Also the to be homo or not to be homo quote is from my quotebook and I have more quotes from my quotebook that I plan on making memes with.

#killer condom #billy #luigi mackeroni #luilly #sam hanks #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #memes

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if i hear anymore fireworks im going to fucking lose it stop we are at a stage 2 fire ban in my county oh my god please please please fucking stop

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Dude, I’ve already heard a few here, I’m gonna punch em

I think one of Shane’s comfort shows would be corner gas, and to convince Ilya to watch it he would show him the hockey episode followed by the curling episode then start the show from the beginning.

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #hollanov #I don’t even know how many other Americans know this show #corner gas

More Heated Rivalry and Killer Condom memes that I made, I will probably make more, but I need more of the text bits, I could do some quotes from my quotebook, someone tell me if they want that

Also fun fact I don’t remember if I’ve mentioned on here, killer condom was sponsored by both a cigarette company and zippo, which is part of why Luigi is constantly smoking. They also did not have permission to film in the subway and by extension did not have permission for him to be smoking in the subway.

#killer condom #luigi mackeroni #billy #luilly #hahaha I feel so powerful picking a ship name #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #hollanov #memes

So seeing as I am in fact the entire fandom for killer condom I should probably come up with Luigi and Billy’s ship name.

And I’ve decided it’s Luilly.

And no one can stop me because there is no one else to stop me.

If you’ve come across this post I need you you to say Luilly out loud and just laugh at how ridiculous it sounds.

#killer condom #luigi x billy #luigi mackaeroni #billy #luilly #also I had the realization a while ago that it’s actually #Luigi mackeroni #and I have no idea where the extra a came from #but this is what happens when you are the entire fandom for a movie I guess #neither of my friends who I yap to about this caught it #I’m going to have to fix it on AO3 #sigh

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