julian

he/him. this blog is mostly gay shit <3.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

[luigi-commits-taxfraud]

Before you mock the clown, take a look at thine own shoes

[savveika]

Are you ready for season 4..? Yeah, me neither💔

[embodement]

ghostface x itafushi

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[iwilleatyourankles]

futile devices by sufjan stevens is so y tu mamá también coded. that’s it, send post

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[adriftamidthestars]

View this post on Instagram

[iwilleatyourankles]

this world cup right now just might have me start watching blue lock.

[iwilleatyourankles]

so hear this. it’s the first day of summer after my spring quarter ends at school. i take my time getting up and eating breakfast and hanging out with my dog. i go to mindlessly touch my ear. my earrings fucking gone. the earring in my ear that i got a few months ago when i got my doubles pierced, it’s gone. but wait. no it’s not? because the backing and poker stick thingy—i don’t fucking know what it’s called—is still on the back of my earlobe. i feel around a little, take pictures and videos of my ears, and figure it out. the silver sphere that was outside of my ear is now INSIDE MY EARLOBE. fuck. wait. i check the other ear. FUCK. both my earrings are stuck inside my ear. how the hell does this even happen?? okay okay don’t panic. you have to take it out. i try my best to slide the backing out of my ear but it hurts so much because there’s no earring to hold onto from the other side so i’m really just pulling on my ear. shit shit shit. i stare at my dog whose been wondering what all the whining has been about. i decide this a problem that can wait, at least until someone comes home. i do text my best friend about it but she’s at work and probably won’t check her phone until she’s off. i breath and put my headphones back on and go back to being on my phone.

maybe like 10-20 minutes later, there’s a noise at the front door. both my dog and i look to see what’s the commotion and i look out of the peephole and see a blue box near our doorstep. i open the door slightly but not too much because my chimosa ass dog is gonna wanna see too and we’re technically not allowed to have pets here. and oh, it’s my father’s construction equipment, he’s home early. oh wait, my father’s home! i can tell him about the earring! this is wonderful news. damn he’s taking forever getting the rest of his stuff out of his car. oh there he is! i tell him, and he asks if i want his help getting the earring out. duh! i wait on the couch while he unloads his equipment into the car and gets dressed into house clothes. the door opens again and my dog rushes to the door so it’s my brother who also came back home early. i tell him about the earring, i explain no i didn’t just lose it, it’s in my fucking earlobe. the fucker laughs, he’s no help.

finally, my father washes his hands and comes to figure it out. after a bit of poking around, the plan is to push the earring back out in front of my earlobe so that i can hole onto it to push the back out and take the earring off. okay great. i didn’t understand it at first because my father was saying it all in spanish and mine isn’t great especially when he’s pulling at my ear and holy fuck it hurts it hurts it hurts. i have to take a couple breaks but finally, the left earring is out of my earlobe and i had take off the huge fucking backing with the weird latch mechanism and it’s out of my ear completely. now the next ear. this one is worse. with the left ear, he could kinda see the silver sphere poking through the front of my ear, he cannot see it at all on my right ear. he tries to push it through but it’s not moving and i keep asking for breaks because it really does hurt. he has me push the earring out myself so i can do it at the intensity i can handle and i end up singing “ahhAHHHahhhhAHAHAHahhhhh” while my father is saying telling me to push through the pain. he asks my brother whose in his room down the hall from the living room whose playing right now since he’s watching the game right now. finally, it pokes out a little and my father takes over the job and my brother talks in to grab a snack and gawk at the earring being pushed out of my ear. my brother asks why haven’t i taken my earrings out before and i tell him because you’re supposed to keep them in for months (the guy said 2-6 and had only been like 3) so the hole doesn’t close up. my father gives me a napkin to clean my ear and i explain the word “puss” to him. finally, we got it out and i pushed the backing out and earring is out of my ear. my father is pushing at my to clean my ear and my brother is laughing on his way back to his room. i hold the napkin at my ear as i get my bearings and then yell out “i’m bleeding?!” when i take my napkin off. i go back to my room to put my earrings down and continue to clean my ears with rubbing alcohol as well.

moral of the story, i need to buy bigger earrings that won’t disappear inside my fucking ear.

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[yumenofude]

Finally

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[magneticghouls]

can you find me

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[dalecoopers]

CALLUM TURNER AS JOHN "BUCKY" EGAN masters of the air ・part three

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon