Hello, I will eat your fridge.
This account will be used as a creative outlet for myself where I post headcanons and other nonsense.
Ps: My headcanons will be strictly platonic ☕️
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@iwilleatyourfridge
Hello, I will eat your fridge.
This account will be used as a creative outlet for myself where I post headcanons and other nonsense.
Ps: My headcanons will be strictly platonic ☕️
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so the holidays are coming up, and i know it’s a stressful time for lots of people gathering together with nosy, noisy, maybe far ruder than necessary family members.
so, i just wanted to let you know that:
you are your own person
you have free will to continue to make your own decisions regardless of what your family thinks
any decision you made in the past is valid and can’t be changed - so it’s no use for them to bother you over it
you don’t have to discuss anything that makes you uncomfortable
your identity is valid even if you have to dress a little unlike you usually do
your sexuality is valid even if you have to hide and be asked questions about relationships you would never be in
your body is perfect, eat when you are hungry, relax when you are full, you look beautiful and these few days of food will not hurt - you are safe and holidays are a time to treat and enjoy yourself
drive safe !! lots of people are traveling and roads will probably be busy!
i love you and you can do this and I’ll be here if you need to chat, rant, or escape for a bit! It’s all going to be okay!
The mental image of medic squeezing his huge shoulders through a doggy door is the funniest thing ever
Thank you, I take pride in people enjoying what my smooth brain comes up with. This scenario had to be stated :)
Mercs Entering Homes
Short quick headcanon of Mercs going into strangers’ homes urgently. Got a longer one coming soon.
hello! I'm new to this sort of matchup so im super sorry if the details I provide are not enough and I also have no idea what kinds of info matters here so I'll just put as much as i can anyway, also super sorry if its random and repetive I can't form setences correctly 😭. If you cant or wont do this please just ignore this!! but if you do then thank you so much in advance 💕
Can i please request a Tf2 rival match up?
I'm 5'5, a libra ♎️, Bi/Pansexual female and i use every pronounce(he/she/them, she/them I mainly use but you can just use she/her), I'm also vietnamese💀 easypass to get soldier lmaooooo 💀💀
I'm quite chubby but I like to be quick with my movements, I have short black and brownish hair, I wear glasses, my main hobbies are drawing and crocheting stuff. I'm a very Very indoor person, always order takeouts to go home instead of sitting at the restaurant
I'm mainly very polite, nice and quiet when meeting new people and making friends, I try to like people but that doesnt always work out, I have a pretty low temper, I dont get verbally or physically mad fast but I do get very annoyed quickly if someone really gets out of line, Probably just completely ignoring them.
I'm probably a boring asf person to bicker with, I dont make comebacks or so often, I'll just scoff, not say anything and just leave lol, I just dont like having such a bruised ego that you gotta talk shit about people whatever the situation is hwhwhhs
I dont always stand up for myself but I will beat a bitch for my friends. But I'm a very fair person and I have a kinda like "sense for justice" thing, alike my zodiac I like balance and things getting judge how they deserve to be, I hate unfairness, if my friends are clearly in the wrong I wont up them just cause they're a friend of mine
I respect opinions and boundaries alot, so I expect other people to be so too, if you're not rude and trying to shove shit all up in my face then we're cool, but if you dont know then I'll tell you, if you still insist then you're already on my "this person sucks " list lol
one major thing i hate is talking shit without knowing shit, being too stubborn when they're wrong, not bothering to even listen to other people's advices and whatnot. one thing ticks me off sooo much is being childlishly angry and upset over small shit and even when the other person is trying to reason with them, even going so far to apologize when they're clearly not wrong but they just block it out without listening.
I genuinely dislike having to argue someone really, especially if its just a bicker over something super tiny no one is actually at fault and it gets serious, I would just walk out the moment I sense a serious argument is about to happen if its involded with me. I always go try to actually reason it out first instead of getting angry, like if someone flails their hands and accidentally smack me in the head, I'm not just gonna punch them back if it was an accident and they apologized ofc, but if it's intentional 100% I will deck them back in the face lol.
I'm dumb asf at times, clumsy and just not good with chatting, I have 1 braincell and I already lost it somewhere. I'm also chaotic, saying weird questionable things just for the fucks of it, almost got hit by a car one time trying to cross the street without looking, i like dicking around and saying stupid shit at times cause my humor's absolutely broken
uhh random stuff
likes: savory or sweet food and drinks, anytypes of sodas honestly, horror related stuff
dislikes: spicy and bitter food/drinks, touching and poking at my stuff/me without asking, any type of physical contact that is forced upon me and we're not close, working under imense pressure
I'm not an extremely hygenic person, I leave my clothes around and skip brushing my teeth a few nights here and there in a month but I do have limits, I mostly care about my own hygiene, I dont care if you showers at least once a day or not, if you smell bad I'll just stay away with a mask on, I'll give you advice 1-2 times and just stop afterwards if you dont listen, but if there is piss on the bathroom floor and toilet seat then that is not gonna sit well with me ⚰️
Welp i can't think of more stuff to add here lmaoooo whhw, thanks so much again if you do this and super sorry if you cant
YOUR RIVAL IS SOLIDER
Rival Matchups
Info for getting Rival Matchups here! Thank you for your request, and thank you for being as thorough as possible when it wasn’t necessary. Sorry for it taking a bit; academics be a pain. Hope you enjoy anon :)
Total Bullet Points: 10
Good Morning! Here’s a dead medic!
"There's nothing wrong with playing God as long as you're good at it."
- Medic
reasons people might be looking at you in public (that aren’t negative)
they like what you’re wearing.
you look like someone they know.
they recognize a piece of clothing or accessory you’re wearing.
they think you’re beautiful or attractive.
they’re zoned out or bored and people-watching.
they recognize you from somewhere.
they’re hesitating to ask you something or give you a compliment.
they’ve seen you in that same place before.
you caught their eye.
you look like how they imagined a fictional character to look.
you remind them of something.
they’re admiring one of your visual qualities (smile, stance, hairstyle).
misc tf2 wallpapers
Mercs Sharing a Bunkbed Headcanon
Who I would share a bunkbed with and how they would share
Hello! TF2Rival matchup please! I am the Mercenary nicknamed Mercy (basically, my class is from TF Classic). I am a young woman who's patient, compassionate, gentle, hard-working and resilient. On the battlefield, I lean to defense. I am not the same respectful person and can get brutal with my kills. I am strong and perseverant, but easy to sneak up on. Downtime, I enjoy listening to records, helping others, hiking, cooking/baking and learning history. I do have a streak of chaotic energy.
MERCY’S RIVAL IS SCOUT
Rival Matchups
Info for getting Rival Matchups here! Thank you for your patience and your request with your matchup!
Total Bullet Points: 8
just a very pissed boi
Mercs going into Corn Maze Together
They decide to go to a corn maze. It’s quite the event. Hellish Aftermath- Next few headcanons posted will be short and fun! This one is more messed up then intended
TF2 Matchups
RIVAL EDITION
Meet your match! I’ve been seeing a lot of S/O matchup headcanons, yet I haven’t seen rival matchups. I present Rival Matchup Headcanons. The only people who qualify for rivals are mercs, so I won’t be shoving any side characters cause it would be easy to say administrator every time.
Rival Request Open until December 12
Read below if your interest in getting a Rival Headcanon ⬇️
TF2 Playing Skyrim Elder Scrolls
I was thinking about Skyrim, so I wrote a few characters then decided it wasn’t fair if I didn’t write all of them. Been years since I have played the game, but I love the concept.
pro tip, if you’re ever feeling overwhelmed or upset for no reason, check the holy trifecta
have i eaten?
have i had water?
have i showered?
these questions will literally change your LIFE. if you’re feeling icky for no reason, there’s a 90% chance it’s one of these.