I Write Code, Not Tragedies

I chime in with("Haven't you people ever heard of closing the god damn parentheses?

[chavvesty]

BUT WHAT DOES CHEEKY NANDOS *MEAN* IT HAS TO HAVE A MEANING

mate it’s hard to explain mate it’s just like one day you’ll just be wif your mates having a look in jd and you might fancy curry club at the ‘Spoons but your lad Calum who’s an absolute ledge and the archbishop of banterbury will be like ‘brevs lets have a cheeky nandos instead.” and you’ll think “Top. Let’s smash it.”

[amorluzymelodia]

My cousin making friends at the aquarium

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ilovmygf]

[sitcom-s]

We’re all Chelsea

[susanoomon]

this is how i travel

[sixthrock]

god the physics engine in this game is a thing of beauty

[robo-guy]

[icare4uisgone-deactivated201707]

[fjordfolk]

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???

[ohbrae-deactivated20170317]

me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

[timetraveldean]

[ruinedchildhood]

same!

[petshed-blog]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

[pepperstrawberry]

Often reblog wiggle. Especially for the raising of morale. X3

[gublernews]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thatsthat24]

have you ever been f****d in the a**

One time a flight attendant offered me a bag of chips and I happily accepted. It wasn’t until after I opened it that the flight attendant told me it cost money and I had to pay for it. And that would be the last time I would ever be fooled in the air.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[buddhabrot]

sweet dreams my pink friend

[preposterousness]

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life