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I made my blog fit my current aesthetic. I’m done with season aesthetics. Because I never stay online long enough to keep it up. Anyway. Hi everyone :)

rhymewithrachel

idk,, bird wing au

space-mermaid-writing

Cat!Stephen and the Scarf of Levitation

strangemischief

Christine: Aw, he's cute!

Stephen: Thanks, he's a rescue.

Tony: Stop calling me that.

striving-artist

I need this to be a thing.

I need one Winter Soldier, determined to go to the beach without drawing attention to himself or the murderous metal arm. I need Tony to tell him he knows just thing.

Tony will help out. No worries.

Bucky expects Science.

Bucky receives this:

Bucky wears it anyway.

thigm0taxis

Because nothing says “not drawing attention” like 200+ pounds of murderstrutting beef in a string armkini…

striving-artist

You asked @thigm0taxis

This is how I figure the rest of it goes down. It basically turns into a game of telephone in Avengers Tower.

Bucky goes to Nat to show her how excited he is that his arm won’t be seen because he’s genuinely psyched. That makes Natasha believe this is about hiding scars, a goal she can support, and she pulls out of a drawer This carefully designed bikini. It hides her gut shot perfectly

Clint sees what she’s going to be wearing while trying to find the jacket he was sent to retrieve, and assumes he’s supposed to match Natasha’s style. He wears This.

Steve hears from Clint that swimsuits are agender now, and everyone wears things like that. Steve is in awe of the modern world, but wants something classic. Doesn’t want to be a tart. He goes with This.

Tony gets an alert about the deliveries, and takes this to mean they’re going all in, and it’s time to find the worst swimsuit he can. He considers the thongs he wore in his twenties, but found a picture from when he was seven, and changes his mind. He has This custom sewn in his size.

Bruce gets on a plane to avoid any part of this, but warns Sam on his way out the door. Sam knows he’s gorgeous, and wears what he wants, but tries to stay with the theme. No one argue with him wearing This.

Thor only gets told that they’re going to the beach. No one thinks through what they forgot to mention. Thor purchases nothing. When they arrive, Thor strips off everything and runs for the waves.

The photos from that day break the internet. For a solid week.

And in the background of almost all of them is Bucky.

Who builds sandcastles the entire day.

jackalgrackle

MUTUALS

DO THIS

hansoeii

calm before the storm

the current dynamic between me and my little brother is this.

him: tony stark is my husband

me: wait no fair i didn’t know we were calling husbands. i want steve rogers

him: okay

me: and natasha

me: and bruce

me: and clint

him: so i get one and you get literally all the rest

me: tony is the best one though.

him: fair. okay.

me: and bucky

him: now you’ve gone too far.

#reviving this blog #because my main is still for sandm@n #also my main is rainbowvamp if anyone is craving sandman content

wizardnuke

yeah we know pre-civil war tony never has his shit together and rhodey, pepper, happy, and jarvis are holding like 80% of his life together but also he's the kind of person that calls his friends at 3am like "hey I'm at walmart do you guys need anything"

wizardnuke

happy: is that code for something? are you safe? should I call the police? wh-

tony: happy. I am fine. I am having the time of my life. do you want me to get lucky charms for you or not.

happy: ...if you wouldn't mind, yeah

tony: wouldn't mind?? happy I would die for you

rhodey, used to this: yeah man, thanks, I need some eggs and sugar

tony: copy that, babycakes

pepper, who has been working for tony for maybe three months: did you wake me up to ask me if I need groceries

tony: okay in my defense I had no idea it was this late. now you're like, running my life and I want to show my thanks, is there anything-

pepper: give me a raise

tony: done. now-

pepper: I didn't mean actually-

tony: no, I know, but you're the only PA I've had for this long and you deserve it. now what can I get you

pepper:

tony:

pepper: I'm texting you my grocery list

tony: thank you very much

wizardnuke

just-call-me-the-old-hag

animegirlyellow

I love this so much, cause yes Tony so would be that person.

But it's also personal for Tony Stark a billionaire to be doing his own and for the ones he cares about shopping. Plus you just know that after a while he would just keep track of what they need.

And not even with Friday. He'd probably just remember things like Pepper normally takes this long to finish shampoo, or Happy just had two days off and he likes to eat a extra bowl of cereal while watching his shows so I'll just pick him up a box.

Rhodey isn't going be on the road for a bit better stock up his fridge since he likes to do his own cooking when he's at home.

I just love him going out of his way to do something he could easily pay someone to do, because he so would.

Side note: After learning a bit about pricing of things I feel like he would get angry when prices were raised.

Tony: They raised the price of milk by 14 cents!!!

Rhodey: Tones you are a literal BILLIONAIRE!!!

Tony: This isn't about me it's about the people who weren't billionaires!

Rhodey: well it's not like you complaining will do anything about the prices.

Tony: ........

Rhodey: ... Tony?

-Tony's phone ring-

Tony: .........

Rhodey: are you going answer that?

-Tony picks up phone-

Pepper on the phone: WHY DID YOU BUY WALMART!!??

ad1thi

Civil War AU where everything’s the same except: (1) Steve and Tony are dating, (2) Steve doesn’t know Tony is Iron Man

they still go to Siberia and Zemo still plays the tape and Iron Man still asks “did you know?” and Steve stubbornly says “I think thats a conversation between me and your employers”

so Iron Man flips off his helmet, looks his boyfriend dead in the eye and says, “okay - tell me Steve, did you know?”

hawkbucks

Iron Man freezes up when he sees the tape. His shoulders tense and he widens his stance, the gentle whirring of his repulsors growing louder, and a part of it scares Steve.

He’s only seen Iron Man like this twice: once, while he was lying on the ground after having flown a nuke into a wormhole and nearly smacked the hell out of the Hulk when he tried to rip off his faceplate, and twice, after being affected by one of the Scarlet Witch’s nightmares (and he still hasn’t told Steve what it was about).

Bucky shoots the camera, and Iron Man turns to face him. His mask is blank, neutral and eyes glowing a flaming blue, but Steve knows that there are emotions raging around on Iron Man’s face–his actual face, the one that Steve has never seen. “Did you know?” Iron Man asks, voice quiet and low and sending shivers down his spine, like those were his parents he just watched.

“That’s a conversation between me and Tony,” he responds, a bit stubborn. He loves Iron Man like a brother, he does, but some things are just too personal to talk about with someone whose name you don’t know. “I’m sorry.”

“Okay–” and Iron Man’s voice trembles even through the modulator– “okay.” Iron Man holds onto the sides of his helmet and starts to lift up, and all Steve can do is stare and– and–

Tony is staring back at him, eyes as cold as ice, betrayal written all across his face. He tosses the helmet off to the side, and the clang it makes as metal meets concrete sounds like a gunshot. “Tell me, Steve,” Tony says, “did you know?”

ad1thi

how could i be mad when you took my idea and made it art

Steve staggers back like he’s been shot

“Tony?” he asks, anguish dripping through his voice, “Tony - what’re you - have you been - “

Iron Man - Tony holds up a gauntleted hand, “I won’t ask again Steve, did you know?”

Steve gulps, but tightens his hold on his shield

He’s seen that look in Tony’s eyes too many times to not know what it means, it means that Tony’s getting ready to fight

“I suspected,” Steve says firmly, because the honest to god truth is he didn’t know for sure, “I suspected but I didn’t want to know, so I never followed through”

“How convenient for you,” Tony spits out, and there’s a second’s pause before Tony lifts up the gauntlet and fires at Steve’s chest

“I appreciate how easy it was for you to put aside my mom’s death,” Steve barely gets his shield back up in time to cover himself, “I’m sure that was very hard for you”

Out of the corner of his eye, he can see Bucky making a lunge at Tony - trying to stop him

He opens his mouth to yell out at Bucky, to tell him to stop - but Tony turns around and shoots Bucky’s arm clean off

Bucky’s cry echoes through the cage

“That was your one and only warning shot Winter Wonderland,” Tony intones, “don’t test me”

He turns back to Steve, “T’Challa is waiting outside. I’ll send him in to pick up after you”

And before Steve can say anything, he watches his boyfriend’s face fall away and a familiar metal mask slip into place - and then Iron Man pushes off the ground

“You always knew how to pick ‘em Stevie,” Bucky says from where he’s crouching on the floor, clutching his shoulder, “never really knew how to make them stay though”

Steve doesn’t reply, eyes up in the air at the trail Iron Man had left in the sky