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@ix-chell
this is so funny the pharmacist was definitely in the right here
apothecary: we will not allow your plagued husband to infect our shoppe
the hag: AYE a most disrespectful and churlish villain you are
this happened in like 2015 I cannot believe how above the curve our pharmacist was
taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy
“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor
“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot
My drag persona
Welcome to the stage ….
So, um, this sounded fake. I googled it and she’s a real person. In florida. And, rather amazingly, her arrest was not drug related.
No, she shot a freakin missile into a vehicle.
>Florida
Florida Man’s wife.
Bold of you to assume Crystal Metheny needs a man
you have to unlearn social cues to be a lush employee
Lush employee once asked if i wanted to sample some soap. I said sure, thinking id smell it or she’d let me wash my hands with it or something. She takes me by the arm and leads me to a sink. And fucking washes my entire arm. Up to the shoulder. I short circuited from how bold and intimate that was. It was my first time in a Lush, as i was an edgy mall rat in my teens so they wouldn’t let me in growing up. I had no idea of the intricate rituals that take place there.
what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin
that’s pussy babe!
books?? amazing. paperbacks?? soft, cozy, may fit in your pocket, cheap so you don’t feel bad for taking notes in them. hardcovers??? beautiful, pristine, ground you into the world they hold by making you grip them tighter, the stars of every bookshelf. ebooks?? convenient, cheap, always with you, a vast library that you can hold in your palm. new books?? crisp, the smell of wood, ideas waiting to imprint themselves upon the world. old books?? objects transcending history, sweet smelling, enriched by the hands that stroked their pages. books.
oh my god
Chaotic neutral
It’s a similar concept to how an antibiotic treatment works, and why its important to take the treatment as prescribed until it is over.
If you stop taking the antibiotic as soon as you feel “better”, you will probably get sick again as the bacteria repopulate and the bacteria may gain a resistance to the antibiotic.
not to dive back into this as always but TRULY the way jennifer honey was written in matilda to me is one of the most beautiful mother figures ever created. a woman abused her whole life choosing love and kindness despite how cruel the world has been to her, and choosing to pour that love into matilda who experienced the same is such a simple yet poetic story. a woman who chooses to adopt her and care for her because she understands, and more importantly knows, what the feeling of yearning for someone to love you as a child would feel like
message from the universe.
I needed this so bad cuz a bitch been going through it.
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