chewing on you

nic 26 any pronouns dni unless 18+ pls. i do not always keep it classy.

[fruitsoftheweb]

[dzamie]

[ironfoot-72]

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

[dzamie]

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

[hotvampireadjacent]

The elderly retired folk at chase bank resent this !

[innerchildabortionclinic]

th fact that some people's right wing radicalization backstory is literally just being told some people have it harder in life is kind of crazy to me like first day on planet earth orsomething

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[perdviv-deactivated20211109]

I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I - the alphabet as seen from the side

[ghostpalmtechnique]

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

the alphabet as seen from directly above

[dajo42]

guy 1: hey guys hows it going

guy 2: not bad not bad

"guy 3": pretty good

guy 1: cool

guy 2: what about you

guy 1: yeah its been a chill day

guy 2: long weekend huh

guy 1: yeah

guy 2: nice

guy 1: might go catch a movie

guy 2: oh dope

guy 1: yeah

"guy 3": i was thinking maybe i spread my evil spores

guy 2: oh dope

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[loredwy]

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

[would-you-punt-them]

now all the things you guys have told me about american high schools are starting to make sense

[jeaninelatragedia]

holy shit.

[frustratedasatruar]

You're not really supposed to say it this way, because its considered crass, but here in the US children are culturally and legally considered essentially the property of their parents.

Note that its considered more crass to point this out than it is to treat children as property in the first place.

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[kunosoura]

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

[depsidase]

[thestrawberrydreams]

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Their boyfriend is their partner why is this hard to understand

[korben600]

Also, “partner” is just a good word? It implies an equal relationship where both of your work together in pursuit of something, whether that be life goals or just having fun together.

It’s a good word. People should use it more.

[transgender-rex]

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[were--ralph]

Why the official page post this though

[gammadoppler]

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

[thetidemice]

weird animal flipbooks i made