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sergal

big and cutes my me at you

deinonychian

#myme

beesmygod

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

johnnyspringgreens

ok thanks [gives him estrogen][treats her like a human][helps her learn her worth][she knows now she can be whatever she wants][suddenly she wants to be world champion][enters her in a tournament][she wins in the first round but is immediately disqualified for male advantage (its coed)]

tomb-mold

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

heavenslittlemachine-deactivate

Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

mrsterlingeverything

Im craving... $000,000

the-frog-blog-deactivated202510

Check your Venmo :)🤭

mrsterlingeverything

STOPPP YOU DIDNT

lakevida

plumbewb

hear me out…

punkrock-bottom

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

lazydelusions

peachdoxie

kingscrown666

I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive

Deep voice, big muscles, Tall

Like. What am i missing here?

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery

honey he has a fish for a head

tartrazeen

We don't know it's a fish

miyoria

duckduckgo fuck yourself

miyoria

trying to search for like the one thing that treats us like any other girl for once!! only to be met with a reminder that we are considered a porn category first. it makes me so very sad and upset.

miyoria

(via @transfem-tomgirl)

imagining a world like this is the first step in making it real. i want to see a world like this become real in my lifetime because tgirls deserve to be girls when they are young.

mettaworldpiece

This just happened at the end of SF trans march

That foreboding sense. Happened right at the end as we were DANCING. they pushed past us as we were leaving, batons and those non-lethal guns alr out. Whatever their story they were alr sending trucks up the backway on McAllister. Actually i dont remember even seeing any vehicles other than trans bikers cus thats our destination every time.

Multiple trans ppl arrested after being assaulted w/ no explanation. Whoever was left was pushed out of the Trans District or out of the march area.

Anyways everyone be careful this weekend if this is how it’s starting.

mettaworldpiece

hellallamerican

a ton of people have unexpectedly followed me over the last 2 days so here is my rent-lowering gunshot:

the american south is the most racially diverse and poorest region of the united states, and any political sentiment that treats the south is stupid or expendable is inherently racist and classist. a lot of y'all are racist and classist. the south is also the heart of american culture. argue with a wall. you cannot deny that everybody in the entire world does not emulate artists from atlanta. there is vested interest in keeping the south poor and uneducated BECAUSE this is the most racially diverse region in this country. if you actually give a fuck about progress, you would fight for the south, not mock us.

psychotic-gerard

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

psychotic-gerard

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

calebwittebane

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

gaytanic-panic

humiliationvictim

Minecraft caves are so dark bro…

videolottery

Hey so it’s come to my attention that this account is stealing my posts from like 2 years ago? Super odd behavior. Why are you trying to engagement farm on tumblr?