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I’m soooooooo hungry I want domios pizza I want talkoyaki I want anything. Get me some fettuccine alfredo gimme that uh, that spicy spaghetti that ramen noodles anddddd I’d like a glass of milk please and some peanut butter and crackers and strawberries and a grille cheese… don’t forget the red pepper flapes…. I have a sweet tooth a salty tooth a sour tooth, all of my teeth all the food all for me I’m the delightful foodie with so much to see gimme a little bit of rice and sushi I want it now… a burger of a medium size a side of cruspy yumbly fries give it to me as I please and I’ll show you the Foodie’s Fantasy I’ll eat anything for dinnerspiration….a fond milkshake a BLT even though I don’t care for bacon … hot dog you name it i crave it, I save it I’ll savor it with an open mind I’ll try and I’ll and find , my food joy , the hidden glee , I haven’t been able to see , and for the record I wanna say I’m sorry, for Eating that tomato past when I should, it wasn’t good but I’ve learned mh lesson I won’t be messin if it’s past its due date, I know I don’t wanna waste but there’s danger in that taste, so see me turning over a whole new leaf, spinach leaf, romaine , I’m back to real life again and I just wanna give a shout out to those who believed in me even when I made food mistakes, you gave me a break and I will forever appreciate the kindness it took to see me at my worst , But now I’m well versed so PASS THE BRATWURST shout out to German ancestry, shout out to every country everywhere reppping best foods, I’m talking india ethiopia a foodie’s utopia. Let’s make dinner let’s make a move let’s make a stand let’s go international hand in hand eating every dish we can and when the plane lands - back in america that freedom land they’ll look at me and say, what a truly Hungry man.

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star-mom-selkie

happy pride month

star-angel-selkie

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

razehider

there was a point in time where i found tiny depressed looking weevils under just about every oak leaf i flipped, but this Coeliodes was probably my favorite. no longer in the classic scrunched up seed pose that i tended to find them in but also not really alarmed by my presence, just gazing at nothing in particular. contemplative, even

(May 22nd, 2025)

razehider

crazysodomite

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

rifki16

happy pride to them

dogpuppy

bramblepatch

The thing is you can have a grassy lawn or even a golf course without it being an ecological disaster, you just have to a: be cool about having the occasional non-grass plant in the mix and b: be willing to live in a climate that supports grass without irrigation.

bramblepatch

Golf courses in California are an abomination which is why the sport was in fact invented in Scotland.

abstrusetheorist

I always thought that golf as a sport should be adapted to the local native landscape. I think this will encourage regional pride when local golfers completely trounce visitors at Swamp Golf, Desert Golf, Forest Golf, etc. Rich tourists will be pressured to travel extensively to experience all forms of golf, instead of staying in their backyard country club golf courses. Internet discourse will probably somehow get worse but I think this is a small price to pay.

kristina100000

under an amanda lear song

buttastic

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

hydrattan

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

transmasc-theory

I think the situation where trans men are now banned from all public bathrooms in the UK is a perfect summation of transandrophobia.

It happened in broad daylight. It was telegraphed ahead of time; TERFs were very clear they wanted trans men removed from public life entirely. Yet during the entire lead-up, and even since then, people have erased transmascs completely from the conversation, saying they weren't in danger like transfemmes are, and in fact alleging that transmascs enjoyed a measure of protection from TERFs, who allegedly just see them as confused little girls they want to protect.

And while people were busy being useful idiots and spreading TERF propaganda for them, while people were busy actively denying the threat to transmascs, TERFs made it so transmascs can be excluded from any public bathroom in the UK.

That's transandrophobia in a nutshell. Trans men don't die in the spotlight, they die in the shadows, and are told they're privileged for their quiet, out-of-sight deaths.

aflo

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

aflo

segamascott

awesome

whosurisold

billions and billions of WASTED taxpayers money

posttexasstressdisorder

Not to mention all the dead and maimed-for-life service personel.

segamascott

two prime examples of why people hate americans 👍

goddamnitshay

And the whole school of little girls we bombed??? But heavens, the tax payers!!!

xenasaur

I'll stop self-diagnosing when my self-diagnoses stop being correct

xenasaur

like obviously it's good to get a doctor to take a look at stuff if you can but I am 4 for fucking 4 on my conditions so far stop trying to act like you have access to mystical arcane knowledge that would fry my mortal brain because you went to psych school

xenasaur

that is not even mentioning how often doctors are stupid and wrong

maidslime

doctors just google shit as often as us

doyoulovethewayzeylily

after a lot of research, I decided that I have ADHD. the diagnostic process for that was me explaining it to a psychiatrist who went, "yeah it seems pretty obvious".

when I switched from one form of a medication to another, my doctor and I both googled the dose conversion. I came up with a better source, which is great because that spared me from getting prescribed 2/3rds of what I needed for months + having to run the dose increase gauntlet (they do not like doing that) to get back to where I started.

when I brought up autism, that same doctor argued with me and told me I "didn't seem autistic" and, when pressed, admitted that she didn't know much about autism.

I learned how to make eye contact in my late teens, I have severe textural aversions, history of public meltdowns, etc. I don't intend to seek an autism diagnosis because it can only harm me.

I'll stop when I stop being right.

teethwasbones

I almost died when I was 18 because I started getting really really sick when I was 17. If I hadn't have brought up endocrine testing, begged for it repeatedly, I would have died. Most of my doctors thought it was just depression. Others thought i was hypochondriac. It took me over a year to get to an endocrinologist and the whole time my Pituitary insufficiency (thyroid and adrenal, possibly growth hormone but i never had that tested) was worsening . By the time I got to the endocrinologist and got my adrenal hormones tested she was suprised I was alive let alone not in a coma, but still didnt give me a proper dose of meds for half a year after I started seeing her. The whole time I knew I had hypothyroidism and adrenal insufficiency. If I hadn't figured it out myself my doctors wouldve never figured it out. And I would be dead.

(Other things Ive been right about have been: POTs, endometriosis, and hypermobility. Those took even longer to get diagnosed but testing confirmed every single one. )

hbmmaster

if you call a meme fascist people will defend it by saying we can't culturally defeat fascism by letting them have everything they claim for themselves and the meme in question is "reject modernity embrace tradition"