My Anaconda DON'T

want kishimoney's crap

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

respectfully, if men can say “your body, my choice” i guess it’s only fair that we say to them “my gun, your life”

[always-rolling-my-eyes]

“You’re a whiner and something inside of you snapped when you lost last time”

Realest thing Biden has said all night

[lightningbuster]

Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

[avocadomatcha]

MICHELLE YEOH and KE HUY QUAN Golden Globes 2023 Awardees 📸 by Raven Varona

[thelonesomequeen]

Get you a friend like Jamie Lee Curtis

[dadvans]

[lauralot89]

“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe.””

—

Neil Gaiman

Never forget.

[ageofgeek]

the special relationship is as strong as ever, lads

[dankmemeuniversity]

[caralarm-bicycles]

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

[atropos-moth]

Ukrainian representative to the UN asking the UN to stop the war, which was started by Russia while he was sitting in the meeting (live video)

[aangarchy]

The worse this situation in Ukraine is getting the more i hate the jokes americans make about it. All of those "vladdy look at me this isn't u 🥺" "not me living through ww3" and "i don't wanna get drafted" jokes are just in bad taste to me. If it were my country, i would not want people to joke about it this way.

And i see so many of them go "well we use humor to cope" literally from what? What do you need to cope from? The traumatic event of watching the news and seeing footage of something that's happening hundreds of miles away from you? That's no different from any other war that's been happening over the last two decades though. Wars that America has very much been involved in. So why is this different to you? Because "white" countries are involved now?

Before you joke think about what you're saying. American teens and young adults are probably as far removed from this conflict as can be, which is why you find it so easy to joke about this. I have also seen brits and other west europeans make jokes so ofc americans aren't the only ones, but you are the majority. I have yet to see east europeans make jokes though. Why? Because they realize how serious this situation is and jokes don't help.

Meanwhile Ukrainians have to sit and watch their land be invaded. They are losing their homes. I stand with Ukraine 💙💛

[fantastic-nonsense]

Zelensky's live speech to the Russians tonight....haunting

[proboscidea-althaeifolia]

polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:

ua.gov.pl

as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.

[glorianas]

[lenfanttterrible]

[thatkindoffeminist]

[kiwinning]

[sensoryoverloadistry]

The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming

[throesofincreasingwonder]

[mangonetics]

I bet Ariana Grande died like 8 years ago and they replaced her with a body double that looks nothing like her and they’re trying to cover it up by convincing everybody that she’s just racist.

[wheatforme]

[chaandajaan-moved]

But the thing I will never admit to anyone who's met me is how desperately I want to be loved, I don't think I could say it. How I want someone to hold my wrists and kiss my palms and smile at me, and want me, I want to be wanted and I don't know how long poetry or songs will substitute for being wanted.

[chandajaan-deactivated20220615]

Op here, Anyway I got married so this post is cancelled, good luck to the rest of you!

[dajo42]

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you