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Ilya gets cute aggression over Shane?
Duh. We all know this. We love it. Well-trod ground.
But walk with me here…
Scott gets cute aggression over Kip. Majorly.
He’s still very gentle and sweet in practice… but my dude is about to start taking bites out of his boyfriend whom he adores and cannot humanly get enough of.
The restraint of this man cannot be overstated. Kip goes around without a dozen perfect imprints of Scott’s teeth around his body by dint of Scott Hunter’s sheer strength of will and the mushy gooeyness of his heart, because he doesn’t want to hurt Kip. He wants to devour him. He wants to cradle him so softly and make sure he never lands on anything uncomfortable a day in his life. He wants to give him everything he has and the very marrow in his bones. He wants to hug him and imprint the shape of Kip into his very skeleton so it can never be removed until he is long dead and his bones have turned to dust.
Scott Hunter has had nobody to pour out the contents of his heart on since he was twelve years old (or fourteen, depending on how sad you wanna’ make yourself about this). He’s like a reservoir that’s been collecting and collecting and collecting for too many years, his heart is like a dam about to burst all of its seals, but he’s trying so hard to hold it together and not unleash decades of love all at once and devastate everything and leave nothing unruined in the wake of his horrible destruction.
He doesn’t bite, he doesn’t grip too hard and bruise that beautiful skin. He keeps his hands soft, holds Kip reverently, controls himself, because he’s so, so afraid, and he has so, so much love beating against the bars on his heart to getoutgetoutgetout! Because Kip has to know… before Scott loses him, Kip has to know how important he is. How much he is beloved by Scott.
Because Scott loses people he loves. This is the constant in his life. Scott does not get family. Scott does not get a person for himself. Scott is alone and afraid of so many things.
Except… Scott connected with Kip.
And like a high-pressure leak, it’s going to get wider and wider and more intense, and Scott doesn’t want to scare Kip. He wants to be normal and sane and everything Kip deserves.
But Scott’s heart has been starved and dying for so many years now.
His heart cannot help but drive him a little insane when Kip is just sitting there in Scott’s life, content and present in the area he’s collecting in Scott’s home and his heart and his mind.
Kip is sitting on Scott’s couch reading a book, where he has spent so many quiet evenings alone… he just goes, pounce!
Kip is making himself at home in his kitchen, where nobody else has had a reason to nose around in his extremely neat cabinets… time to pick that man up and ravish him.
Kip is doing anything, anything normal at all, anything Normal Human Behavior in Scott’s house? Scott is .02 seconds away from jumping on him like an overexcited puppy whose tail is wagging the rest of him so hard his feet are skidding and he’s about to fall over.
It is aggressive.
However, Scott does have the self-control of well, himself, so he does not do these things nearly half as often as he wants to.
Oh, but he wants to.
One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that can slow its progression and transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC.
Every molecular biology and genetics class I have ever taken uses Huntington’s to demonstrate the tragedy and heartbreak genetic disorders can inflict on peoples lives. This is truly an amazing feat.
I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling
it’s actually not misogynistic to say astrology is bogus, and it is indeed way way more misogynistic to believe that things that can’t be proven rationally through science are More Female.
in a reasonable canon, shane would simply have THEE most dependent and intimate relationship with the montreal team nutritionist. like, he has her on speed dial. they text multiple times per day. she spends 60% of her work hours adjusting meal plans for his texture issues and aversions. nobody else really sees how intense their connection is.
when he was crashing out about trading to ottawa, he said, "You know, it's just gonna be really hard to leave melissa," and hayden was sitting right there like. "melissa?? it's gonna be hard to leave MELISSA??"
but i think we can probably convince melissa to move to ottawa with him, don't worry.
mr "i'm the fittest and healthiest 60 y/o you've ever seen" constantly using the same "i'm old!!" excuse
tags via @jheselbraum
guys!!!!! did you know that in fandom space, you could disagree with people about fictional things without being rude or harassing them?! it’s okay not to be a jerk. it’s okay to mind your own business, mute or block what upsets you and let people enjoy whatever makes them happy. fandom is about positivity and having fun, not forcing others into having the same opinions and characterizations of the characters as you and shaming those with different views
will you guys cancel me if i say that queer tragedy has a place in the creative arts and shouldn’t immediately be dismissed as bury your gays
adding @glorious-spoon 's astute tags:
#bury your gays and women in refrigerators and the black guy dies first are all about treating marginalized people like props#to further the story of the (white straight male) protagonist#that's not the same thing as a tragedy! some stories are tragedies! whose story has weight and meaning - that's the question
incredible stuff happening out there
There's gotta be someone more qualified. I'm fucking begging you.
@evilwizard
don’t involve me in this…
@theshitpostcalligrapher ?
I think when shane & ilya inevitably start getting really invasive questions about their relationship from the press, they should follow a strategy of just "uno reverse that shit". like
reporter: hi! who tops in your relationship? 😉 ilya: who tops in yours? 😘 reporter: excuse me? that is wildly inappropriate to ask. I am at work?!? shane: so are we. _____
reporter: hollander! what do you say to those who think your marriage is a distraction? shane: oh, are your coworkers at News Station distracted by your marriage? reporter: what?! why would they be...? shane: why indeed 🤨 reporter: ...anyway I'm not even married ilya: shocking
do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis
rest is part of the process, not a prize you get when you’ve finished everything. you don’t have to earn it first
nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person
pnf revival challenge day 4: driver’s license!
Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything!✨
I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:
phineas and ferb heritage post
there are two competing sects on this website - one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "neurodivergent" and one that uses the word "spicy" to mean "sexual content." i do not like either of them
I use spicy to describe food
my food is mentally ill and I’m putting my dick in it
Twilight
you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"