ana

she/her

[slyssnakes]

Scared, Potter?

[jkmc]

[amomorii]

Yule Ball, 1994

"Can we talk?"

[icanbeyourmoonagedaydream]

i need a drarry fic where EFFIE AND MONTY raise harry

please and thank you

[we-r-loonies]

fuck all romance except from what harry potter's dead dad, and harry potter's dead godfather's dead emo brother have got going on.

[journeyfoot]

No ones taking him from youuuu 😭😭

[girlmostlikely]

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

[brokebaby]

lmaoo i had to

bokuaka x jegulus <3

[byldthings]

[bloomintobloo]

mine

[courfee]

little poster for the fic Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule :) 10 things i hate about you, but make it jegulus

[onandoften]

a drarry print for sydnova!  (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b my drarrys are always scribbles so im happy I got the chance to put in a little more effort! 彡☆

[luvsreggie]

behind every hot girl is a obsession with dead gay wizards

[iziolet]

Hi Ana, where's elsa? did you not build a snowman together?

forgot i had redownloaded tumblr and had to come back to this smh

[iziolet]

I’M BACK AFTER A MILLION YEARS BECAUSE TWITTER SUCKS HI

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey did I ever tell you how I got your blog blocked on my school’s laptops? Like tumblr isn’t blocked, but your account specifically is.

i have never until this moment been so profoundly pleased with the trajectory of my life & accomplishments

[onlyafewmoreheadaches-deactivat]

Okay so I saw people asking for the story so here you go.

So, we use our school laptops for EVERYTHING. So I was sitting in math class and we were supposed to be on one of those stupid math websites. Instead I was like “haha die” and went on tumblr. I went to your account, because I can. I didn’t want to log in because they can take your passwords and stuff you use to log in, and I obviously didn’t want them having my tumblr log in info. So I couldn’t go through my dash. Y’know. So, I was just scrolling through posts, and switching tabs when I saw the teacher. But like ten-ish minutes later she came up to me from behind, and the post on the screen was the one with the creepy ass fish. So, she jumped back and yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” And immediately everyone looked over. I don’t really remember what I said after that, but over the next like week a few people asked what I was on, and I told them. Then a bunch of people started going to your account. Roughly two weeks after that, it was blocked. You are now known by kids in my grade as “The pink blob that made the teacher say fuck”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this fish?

[onlyafewmoreheadaches-deactivat]

While that is a beautiful creature, no.

That one

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i hope this story gets told at one of my funerals someday 

[olliren-blog]

[akiglancy-deactivated20200123]

gayest sport on earth

[iridescentsenpai]

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

[iseewhatyoudidier-deactivated20]

WHAT

[hayleyzorel]

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

[casey-jane-lewis]

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

[boredbaristasblog]

why is he putting his hand in his pants

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration. 

[mystraknits-deactivated20160402]

that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it

[fruityrudys]

guys they oil each other up  im crying here 

[onecrazycanuck]

This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.

[gekaidaimonmichiko]

Some guy, having stumbled upon 2 of his close friends locked in a heated embrace, covered in oil, with their hands in each other’s pants: Bro, what the fuck are you guys doing?!

Gay dude about to make up Turkish oil wrestling: Oh, haven’t you heard?

[fuckyahumor]

lmaooooooooo