[yo-its-matt]

*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

*reopens tinder*

*closes tinder*

[yo-its-matt]

Hey I’m having an aneurism

[yo-its-matt]

I don’t even have anything to add with this one

[cinderteethe]

…drittney?

[waav-e]

it’s drittney bitch

[mr-tom-hiddlestoned]

it’s drittney ditch

[solardivulger]

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[pyomorphic]

person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*

[rcktpwr]

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[glissandodisaster]

same energy

[mobpsycho100]

[geekandmisandry]

I can’t.

[earthdad]

me: *smacks my own butt* you are hot and irreplaceable

[amberpandaa-deactivated20211030]

Mood for 2019

[feministism]

[taurean-deactivated20200802]

so im sitting there, tit in hand, dissociating

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[linaisbluepancake]

[bextheboo]

[gummy-no-longer]

[goth-froggy]

[thenatsdorf]

Extra-happy duck.

[cursedcatpictures]

[lntelligent]

“Not All Men” you’re right. Kevin Spacey would never do this

[crazyclowntime]

As it turns out, Kevin Spacey would in fact do this

[horsecrash]

This fuckin aged like milk

[mellifexfarm]

whats the best way to trim the crest+beard of a silkie? this lady can barely see with all that floof! 

[mellifexfarm]

apparently some people use little headbands to keep the fluff out of their eyes

[lord-kitschener]

80s chickens

[yemenitehole]

yo im late but when i first got my polish frizzle bantams years ago from their breeder their crests were up to keep them out of the mud (because they’re show birds) and the result was amazing

chef hats/make-up brush hair

[mellifexfarm]

i love them thank you for the advice

[draconym]

[mellifexfarm]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[clickthefrog]

I had to Google what frizzles looked like normally and

[sunburnedglory]

Thought y'all would appreciate this ^-^ @mostlycatsmostly