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KJ // Pansexual // they/them/him/his // 22 will literally post everything seriously be prepared for complete and utter chaos

[emmagrant01]

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

[bearsbonesbows]

This is our cat Wangji and this is Niall from One Direction on this leg

[speedlimit15]

this is the kind of post that should be blazed. thanks. thank you. great work

[ava-deb]

My whole life is a dark room. One big, dark room.

[reh-hateshumans]

i am a monster fucker, monster kisser, monster lover, monster cuddler, monster protector, monster hugger, monster romancer, monster admirer, monster devotee, monster supporter

[ponett]

why are you an independent artist sharing posts from an ai system designed to replace artists

you see you may have missed the subtle highbrow humor here but the joke is that they told the AI to make a logo for an esports team and the AI's best attempt was a logo that says penis

[shehulkdaily]

[hella1975]

im sorry but writing enemies to lovers on ao3 is so fucking funny. one of them will go a whole paragraph saying how much they hate, absolutely despise, have genuine burning contempt for the other and we’re all here knowing damn well that enemies to lovers tag is just sat there. like we already know what’s coming bro you’re just embarrassing yourself

[ashes-and-ashes]

the appeal of enemies to lovers though is less “oh will they ever get together?” and more “at what exact point does he go from wanting to kill the bitch to the oh in italics?”

[julibernardo]

[theaviskullguy]

followed by the

oh no

[theonyxranger]

[acciohunks]

Daniel and Weird Al Yankovic 💥💥💥

📸 by Sinna Nasseri (New York Times)

[tzikeh]

I love that the phrasing makes it seem like a wedding announcement -- as though they've married and Dan Radcliffe took Weird Al Yankovic's last name

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

Weird and Daniel Al Yankovic

[enki2]

[spacesapphist]

posts for people who hate freud: the sequel

[ankle-beez]

And with YOUR help, we can make him feel even worse!

[dailyflicks]

HALLOWEENTOWN (1998) dir. Dwayne Dunham

[jame7t]

gun to your head, you HAVE to make an R-rated scooby doo movie. What do you do

[ghost-in-a-player-piano]

[gio-scrabbles]

I drew this before the movie trailer was released, but honestly, it can still apply.

[toastbutteregg]

[loveruns]

Team “I can hear the near silent hum of electrical appliances and the bubbles fizzing in the can of soda on the coffee table, but can’t watch tv without subtitles and processes conversation at 1/4 speed”