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Thanks, Obama!
This is my favorite post of all time
Both explained and unexplained this is the greatest gif ever
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I keep a photo of Donna Meagle in my wallet to remind me to treat myself, right behind a photo of Ben Wyatt to remind me to keep my shit together
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
i know this was just another silly andy joke but Boy why it is so Relatable
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I realized that a bunch of my favorite vines are ones I haven’t seen in any vine complications and I was afraid of losing them to the void so here you are (plus some classics that I couldn’t leave out)
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I am weak.
I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:
1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”
2) Women not having cheat codes. ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me. I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me. Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”
3) Women not being a hive mind. ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles. Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all. Make up your mind, women!”
4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”
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In short: people take women neither seriously nor see them as individuals.
also 5) Women being forced into placating men by pretending to be compliant with or not indifferent to their advances as a survival strategy (the “but she laughed/smiled/didn’t tell me to leave! why didn’t she just say what she meant!” argument, esp. regarding street harassment).
Over 7 years ago I stumbled upon a Swiss designer named Nathalie Stämpfli on Tumblr and absolutely fell in love with her concept design called "Soap Flakes" - an in-shower bar soap mounter that eliminates the need for usage of the more expensive & less environmentally friendly liquid soaps. My ecstatic high school self sent her an email expressing my love and admiration for her product and I'm happy to share with you all that years and years later, a swiss company has purchased her patented design and it is now for sale in the open market!
Intention: Subscribing to Spotify Premium to finally find some new music, make tons of new offline playlists, and finally have a clue.
Reality: Making tons of offline playlists of ancient songs from youth, then discovering the "Go To Radio" option for every one of these songs and becoming obsessed with ancient songs from my youth that I didn't discover sooner.
Result: Imminent embarrassment and frustration in social situations and nights out with the general public.
forever an angry grandpa.