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24 | im trans and this isnt actually a pitbull blog

[yummyudon]

watch my frieren amv pretty please? it's called "the sum of our lives" and i like it a lot and i made it :)

[yummyudon]

watch it on youtube here!!!

[wastrelwoods]

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[phaeton-flier]

NTR doujin starring the Lockpicking Lawyer

[helen-epic]

Lunarian Helen Theory

[delmondo]

nobody is talking about how microsoft copilot lowkey helps me stay organized and on task using AI driven scheduling tools, and that it's actually fire how tightly it integrates with OneDrive

[sheherlockholmes]

i will lick yuour Poosay for €4.

Whaddaye say?

Sloppy Astyle??

(quite an alluring ofer if i do sayso myzelf……..

line 1: german pervert

line 2: scottish pervert

line 3: italian pervert

line 4: average frenchman

[sheherlockholmes]

everyone and their mother has tagged this as tf2. what the hell is going on in that game

[yummyudon]

MISTERWORLDWIDEWEB 🚫

yummyudon 👍🥰🙂‍↕️

[fuckedelf]

I’m jerking a cum tribute to all tha victims of car crashes

[kosmogrl]

pre hairwash melancholy

[yummyudon]

MISTERWORLDWIDEWEB 🚫

yummyudon 👍🥰🙂‍↕️

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

it must be so freeing to be as stupid as a ceo. not a single thought echoing through that hollowed out skull. you get paid more money in 20 minutes than a handful of small countries make in a year combined to say the biggest number you can think of and if your company doesn’t hit that number you get to fire all of them

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

we want to entertain one billion people a day and to achieve that goal we’re going to fire every single game developer we’ve ever hired 😍😍😍

[am1vf]

I like the wording of PCGamer

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/xboxs-ceo-wants-its-games-to-cater-to-more-than-a-billion-people-each-day-or-24-times-more-than-the-peak-population-of-steam-which-is-delusional/

[2047112o]

[sailatina3]

LeBron vs Messi

[melonwah]

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[magiiccats]