♥Jade♥

she/her

[beeishappy12]

oh, you two look so cute together

[beeishappy12]

the prospit royals are brats

[misspetbait]

being polyamorous and having no game is so humbling. yeah im poly but i don't have any girlfriends. im just in love with all my friends and nobody wants me

[misspetbait]

well evidently it doesn't work since I don't have any girlfriends

[puppygirl-slut]

Most relatable thing I've seen all month

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[girlnephew]

[rabbitkinglune777]

a lil doodle of meeee

(he/him)

[rabbitkinglune777]

putting black boys on ur tl

(sigh you have the reblog pass)

[rabbitkinglune777]

i joke Abt the reblog pass but y'all genuinely gotta stop being scared to engage with black art made by black people and that includes the usage of the word "nigga"

[wakaaniki1]

I hope you’ve missed me

[linapoggers]

hiii, first time posting comics here... just a lil humanstuck type of thing lolll ;3

i imagine, like, john going up to his dad and asking what "weed" means

( sorry if its shitty; im kinda sleepy and i also made this really fast )

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[naamahdarling]

[weaver-z]

This satire article resonated with me so much

[gudetama-tamad]

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[mendelssohn-kin]

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

[mendelssohn-kin]

She objectified a lot of people 

[candy-fae]

TRICKSTER MODE: GOR GOR!!

something is wrong, he’s offering to help pro bono 😱

[pukicho]

The loudest guy in the fucking world: hey man

[pukicho]

There's more after 'hey man' but you're deaf now

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[pukicho]

Please stay