c'est la vie

jacob, 20, australia. i have a home with you always. links home ask me mine more

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[loudbpdxoxo-deactivated20240909]

[kurtadi-deactivated20210504]

[ruinedchildhood]

[bunney]

its illegal to be cuter than me

[sneevee]

We’re all going to jail then

[bunney]

[poyzn]

[death-by-lulz]

Those eyes.

Crying

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[teenagerposts]

Me in class taking a picture of the board that I know I will never look at again

[vegancottagecore]

i need!!! to be in the forest. run my hand through a little stream. climb over a fallen tree…maybe sit down on a stone and forget about society for a bit

[ruinedchildhood]

[twitterlols]

[hallucin8]

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

[tsunflowers]

red cross questions before you give blood are like

do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)

were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997

have you ever even SEEN a gay man

[transrat69]

uh oh sisters! *steps on the pressure plate in a desert temple*

[dulect]

Lady Macbeth: is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Macbeth: i'm just happy to see you ;)

Lady Macbeth: pathetic

[mark-06]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there