im a big name in deep space

21+ - main: @hyrulerx

[ellispipermusic]

if i was a bit would you commit to me 🥺

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[thesquireofcheddar]

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

[prisonhannibal]

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.

[stroebe2]

ok goodnight everyone. don't forget we're doing gorgeous vibes tomorrow

[walkingthec0w]

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

[dykesonfilm]

Whole house undiagnosed

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[dogpuppy]

[doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen]

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

[justryingtovibe69]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[mrsterlingeverything]

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

[longstoryshort-143]

this fanfic thing is easy

[goofstep]

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[dogpuppy]