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AJ, he/him, 23, writer and all around mischief maker. Lover of angst and happy endings. Formerly @Nav-arre. On ao3 @Butterbard. Ask/Prompts OPEN

[j-pankratz]

Welcome & Masterpost!

Hi there! I’m AJ. I’m on ao3 as Butterbard, but I also post fics here! Some of these fics link to my old blog, nav-arre, which is mostly dormant now. Here are some of my fics!

Geraskier

Hang the Stars, and Name Them Too-- tumblr, ao3

I Will Fear No Evil-- tumblr, ao3

Yennskier

These Birds You Cannot Cage-- tumblr, ao3

Geraskefer

The Slumber that Creeps to Me-- tumblr, ao3

these streets are yours-- tumblr, ao3 (MCD Warning)

Stuck in the Middle with You-- tumblr, ao3 (Modern AU)

Gen/Character Focused

Yennefer: Clutch the Thorn, Forgo the Flower-- ao3

Renfri & Ciri: On What Ground I Was Founded-- ao3

Events/Series

FebuWhump 2021 Series on ao3

[vindicatedwitcher]

yennskiers we keep on winning!!

"there's love there, deep down" and "it always feels light-hearted and i think that's what makes them so strong as a couple" okAY ANYA

[toapoet-deactivated20221001]

i really think it’s funny that when yen came to save him jaskier was like “yes. my wife” with no hesitation

[figshootsfilm]

Driving around the Western Cape, ZA // 2017

Fujifilm Superia X-tra 400, Pentax K1000

[yenvengerberg]

EMOJI ASSOCIATION CHALLENGE @womancat asked: 🎵

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

gotta say though, imagine if after one of Geralt's more heroic jobs that Jaskier was Just Kinda There For the monarch of wherever they were granted him the title of Viscount and he's just been bumbling about being a Viscount for 10 years, using it to get free drinks and good seats at the theatre but otherwise Not Really Thinking About It

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

*at a fancy banquet*

Announcer: introducing Geralt of Rivia and Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz.

Geralt: hold on. You're a viscount?

Jaskier: yeah?

Geralt: since when?

Jaskier, shrugging: when was that contract with the basilisk? You were there, Geralt, do keep up.

Geralt: the queen made you a viscount?? But you didn't fucking do anything!!

Jaskier: yeah. Bit odd, that. Ah well. Canapé?

[jackironsides]

I feel like it’s even funnier if Geralt was honoured too, like the monarch named him duke of some unimportant region or other, but since Geralt was about ready to collapse/had ringing in his ears from a concussion, he just went ‘uh huh sure’ to whatever the monarch was saying at the time, and so he doesn’t know. And Jaskier certainly isn’t going to tell him. *sips wine*

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Jaskier's been popping over to Geralt's duchy to make sure everything is "running smoothly" every few months (which here means living it up, getting free wine, making sure no one particularly awful has managed to get in charge and generally having a Great Time) and now the actual people who live there/who are under Geralt's apparent employ assume he's Geralt's husband.

(Jaskier does not correct them)

((this results to an Extremely Awkward Moment when a contract leads them to Geralt's duchy and everyone is Super Thrilled to see Their Lord Duke Geralt of Rivia and his husband and Geralt is like. I'm a what? And he's my WHAT?))

[rebrandedbard]

#this is even funnier if Jaskier straight up ignores the fact that he is already a viscount of lettenhove#viscount Julien de lettenhove? I don’t know him I’m Jaskier of this place where people know how to party#XD#the Witcher

tags by @lovelysailboat​

[yenvengerberg]

#let’s play: correct or incorrect quote (12/?)

[thegenderal]

Its so funny how staff finally cracked the code in how to wrench money out of the hands of the idiotic little shrimp people that infest its website and it is letting us pay to punish other people via forcing them to look at our bad posts. It was that easy. there are people at staff screaming and sobbing and spraying champagne bottles in each others faces right now. Miserable miserable years and years of trying to squeeze blood from a stone and it was this simple all along.

[patroclusdefencesquad]

i miss my bard and his fancy little outfits just vibing around playing his silly little songs :(

[mametupa]

[sophieleeart]

whoops my witcher obsession has returned from war

[perseruna]

the saint of never getting it right 🗡️🌙

[srapsodia]

their sweet kiss

[artmadval]

pls geralt just notice him

[tee-aitch-official]

He’ll die of attention deficiency. It’s like potassium deficiency but worse for bards.

[maryfitzroy]

tumblr is simple. I log on. I reblog pretty pictures. I see the most insane opinion a human being can have. I log off

[heytheredeann]

I do, in fact, read.

[witchersgoldenbard]

when i see a familiar url: oh hey it’s blorbo from my notes