I knew you would forget forget-me-nots

She, bi, 24yo, Czech Rep. | header by my friend Sin ❤️ | TeeAitch on AO3 | I write stuff, very occasionally. | Asks open. | I post adult content; if you're an adult in your country, feel free to engage ❤️.

[tee-aitch-official]

Jaskier: *sitting in front of a fireplace, blissed out from the heat*

Lambert: *to Geralt* Watch this.

Lambert: Hey Jaskier, come here and sing Toss a Coin!

Jaskier: Excuse you, I am the best bard on this mother- and fatherfucking Continent. I can PROJECT! 🎶When a humble bard...

Eskel: *to Geralt* Watch this.

Eskel: Hey Jaskier, Lambert called Geralt a monster with no feelings. Come and help me beat him up.

Jaskier: Bad, bad Lambert! *throws a shoe at him followed by a dagger*

Lambert: HeEyY!

Geralt: *to Eskel and Lambert* Watch this.

Geralt: Hey Jaskier, come give me a kiss.

Jaskier: ...

Geralt: 🥺

Jaskier: I hate your stupid everything. *gets up*

[soundsfaebutokay]

Jaskier fans discovering The Amazing Devil are like hungry Dickensian orphans walking up to Joey Batey, empty bowls in hand, going, "please, sir, I want some more," and instead of being rebuffed we're led over to a banquet hall where Madeleine Hyland awaits with a dazzling feast and the food is so good. It's so satisfying and good.

"Welcome to my table, bring your hunger."

And so here we are. :)

[redbelles]

breaking news: local horse girl actually quite talkative

+ bonus

[bamf-jaskier]

Okay if this post gets 300 notes I’ll draw Eskel getting fucked by the Leshy

If it gets 1000 I’ll draw Eskel getting fucked back to human 😉 pairing dependent on most tagged character

[bamf-jaskier]

So I’m at work for the next 8 hours so drawing this will be slow. In the meantime we seem to be approaching 1k so people really should start telling me who they want with Eskel because rn it’s all over the place 👀

[binaryeclipse]

I just wanna say, if you aren't American, definitely try setting a modern AU in your country. Fill it with the things you know, to breathe life into it. It's really nice to see new settings, to open up a fic and go 'oh wait, hold up, I know that place'. It might only apply to a few people who read your fic but it's really rewarding to get that feedback.

(Americans keep doing you, just trying to encourage the rest of us lol)

[roach-works]

also fics that localize the action to Not America are extremely interesting and show a lot of people something new and wonderful, while also letting the writer express their own love for their own place. it's a win/win.

[shaiiloo]

Geraskier AU in Duisburg, Germany :'D

[lokibus]

Geralt in an Edeka, returning his Pfandpflaschen

[des8pudels8kern]

Meet-cute: Der Pfandflaschenautomat ist kaputt und Jaskier ist der Edeka-Mitarbeiter, der kommt, um sich darum zu kümmern. (Er jobbt da nur, weil sein Youtube-Kanal noch nicht genug einbringt.) Es funkt. Also, der Automat. Aber auch zwischen den beiden (findet Jaskier).

Nachdem der Automat repariert ist und alle von Geralts Flaschen angenommen hat, kriegt der einen riesigen Pfandbon zurück.

Und dann.

Dann.

Dann steckt er ihn in das Kästchen neben dem Pfandautomaten, wo Leute ihren Pfand für [lokaler guter Zweck] spenden können.

Damit ist es endgültig um Jaskier geschehen.

[ladyahiru]

Okay aber im Ernst ich würd den Scheiss lesen. 

[the-purple-kobold]

Geralt muss arbeitsrelevant nach Essen, kommt allerdings aufgrund eines Zugausfalls nicht pünktlich fürs erste Date zurück nach Duisburg. Hat er trotz dieses DBakels noch eine Chance mit Jaskier?

[ladyahiru]

Ich mein, ja weil die DB is nie pünktlich

[shaiiloo]

Er schreibt Jaskier, dass er später kommt und Jaskier holt ihm was beim Starbucks, weil er weiß, wie gestresst man ist, wenn man mit der DB Stress hatte. Und trifft mit dem schwarzen Kaffee direkt in Geralt's Herz.

[ladyahiru]

Ihre Augen treffen sich als sie sich eine Brezel teilen

[shaiiloo]

Als Jaskier Geralt seinen Kaffee reicht, streigen sich ihre Hände und funken fliegen.

[ladyahiru]

Im Hintergrund ist ein Wochenmarkt, ein Mann mit Zottelbart verkauft Sauerkraut im Fass. 

[tee-aitch-official]

I had to dust off my German for this but I'm living for it ❤️

[patroclusdefencesquad]

jaskier : ladies and gentlemen i give you my new song about the white wolf, geralt of rivia!

tavern goers :

jaskier : i hear you're alive

jaskier : how disappointing

everyone in the tavern :

[i-like-to-look-at-your-back]

°˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

based on

[tee-aitch-official]

I freakin love this. Help, the FEELS.

[rogue-alien]

I know people have done this before but I wanted to do it too

[spielzeugkaiser]

If I got one thing from s2 it's OT3 feels 🙈

[micshrewart]

it’s jaskier loving hours from the 2 most emotionally constipated loves of his life

[tee-aitch-official]

Jaskier: So in this episode, Khloe is just talking shit about Kim's kids and Kim is like, bitch whatchu say.

Geralt: Uh-huh.

Jaskier: Also did you know that Kim and Pat are used in example sentences in all the big grammars like Quirk etc. because the grammarians apparently thought there were only two short gender neutral names.

Geralt: Mm-hm.

Jaskier: Exactly my point, dear heart, Jask is such a lovely name, innit, for girls and boys and enbies and anyone really.

Lambert: *to Eskel* Geralt's heart eyes are disgusting.

Eskel: 😍

Lambert: *to heavens above* And he's apparently got two witchers under his spell. Ugh.

Lambert: *to Jaskier* Sorry, sweetcheeks, you were saying?

[berensreverie]

Wolf Geralt and Puppydog Jaskier on the adventure!

[dunroamins]

They way Joey says 'for fucksake' at the end of Drinking Song reblog if you agree 😌

[terrybawful]

jaskier engaging in biological warfare from behind bars

[artcake]

Inspired by @inexplicifics Accidental Warlord AU! Papa Geralt with his sweet chubby baby Ciri

[inexplicifics]

This is gorgeous, and so very sweet!

[dahliavandare]

Vesemir: You’ve brought a friend for winter?

Lambert: I know you said no Cat Witchers at the keep, but I love him!

Vesemir: Cat Witchers? What? I said “no cats”. Someone brought one to hunt mice once and it kept sneaking in my room and peeing in my bed! Your boyfriend is fine.

Aiden: Sir, I promise not to pee in your bed.

Vesemir: Good!

[wannastayugly]

Jaskier WIP