wretched thing. pull yourself together.

theodore he/him

[segamascott]

[jaaacknoir]

i’m

[loveridden1999]

i want to be free

[constellaj]

[goth-queen]

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[daeyumi]

Autumn makes me think of you 🥀

[byjove]

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

[natalieironside]

Nona the Ninth is the sort of book Robert Heinlein could've written if he'd just quit whining and taken the estrogen

[fyrasha]

galaxy-brained take, honestly

[whimsicalfairytales]

some of the best comments on dan and phils video

[ahappydnp]

fuck it *2014 galaxy edits your hard launch*

[meager-pickings]

I love gay sex as much as the next girl, but imagine for a second the beautiful world inhabited by the 1980's handkerchief enthusiast walking through the meat packing district

[jaaacknoir]

imagining this but with the specific caveat that the handkerchief enthusiast is open to gay sex just isn’t associating it with their hobbies

[meager-pickings]

I love gay sex as much as the next girl, but imagine for a second the beautiful world inhabited by the 1980's handkerchief enthusiast walking through the meat packing district

[meager-pickings]

watching re: creators and like. why is their a side character who is just the main character four years post transition

[byjove]

I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[scutellatebooted]

@doberbutts

[dozydawn]

[littleguysdaily]

[depsidase]