It's pronounced like yard.

It's pronounced like yard.

[lavashark-girlboy]

yeah i was raised male but i'm nonpracticing

[chao-studios]

Hmm... hmmm hmmm hmmm?

[comfybutter]

saorry i just age regressed by 2 minutes can you repeat that?

[angelicguy]

me posting on duck twitter: just had two duck beers

[angelicguy]

Well you're no help at all

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[bernieandtheaeroplanes]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[feather--fall]

rubs my small blog up against yours

[toyota-supra]

I'm hungry

[theotherwesley]

I love baby foxes. Nothing has ever had less of an idea.

buffering

[theotherwesley]

feather obtained, purpose unclear

leaf obtained, purpose unclear

ground:

unclear

sibling obtained, purpose: biting

[stephdudette]

So idk if you guys know of a game called Undertale. Its by Toby Radiation Fox, the guy who does homestuck music.

Well i started playing the demo, and that part with the flower, I thought it was gonna be all cute and nice.

BOY WAS I HELL WRONG. THAT FLOWER FREAKED THE HELL OUT OF ME. IM STILL SHAKING NOW.

someone calm me down. im not even 10 seconds and this is freaky. its like OFF  but idk. sdjgklsdjg;lksdjg

imma keep playing though, hopefully it gets better

[jimbles-archive]

[slimekingmike]

this little pink bitch is named Wuckle

[demilypyro]

sometimes Sophia refers to my chest in a really objectifying way. she calls them milk jugs and stuff. it's really out of character for her which makes it really impactful. kind of awesome but I wish there was actual desire behind her words and it wasn't just lip service

[demilypyro]

uh

[demilypyro]

I. guess I didn't think you were serious. sorry

[demilypyro]

hey. stop that. I'm not dense I just. didn't feel comfortable assuming

[witch-hattery]

But it sounds like you did assume, that's the thing. It's just that you assumed it wasn't instead of it was.

[demilypyro]

she totally has the kind of twisted personality where she'd say something like that just to see my reaction, though. in fact, that makes way more sense

[demilypyro]

"cruel and manipulative" makes it sound too extreme, but you're definitely a sadist, and you like messing with me. that's why you keep saying stuff like this

[lamignonette]

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[qqchurch]

[macleod]

in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000’s 

[macleod]

the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4

[macleod]

in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010’s 

[the-haiku-bot]

in less than two years

we will have adults born in

the 2010’s

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i can’t deal with that. stop.