ellievsbear
art blog(derogatory)
oozey mess
Stranger Things
DEAR READER
YOU ARE THE REASON
Peter Solarz
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
PR's Tumblrdome
noise dept.
almost home
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Cosmic Funnies
Game of Thrones Daily
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styofa doing anything
Jules of Nature
shark vs the universe
taylor price
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@jacewasbornamazing
there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option
when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted
A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it
oh shit my laundry
reblog to save someone’s laundry
sorry can't talk rn i'm looking up the menu of a restaurant i'm going to in a week
If I click one more fucking AD I’m deleting my blog I stg
Leslie Knope explains “The One With Chandler in a Box”
PARKS AND RECREATION | 2.22, "Telethon"
my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"
I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.
tumblr I swear to god if your ads on mobile keep opening popup webpages because my FINGER touched them while I was SCROLLING because they are SO BIG that they FILL THE SCREEN AS I SCROLL PAST THEM I am going to MANIFEST SNAKES IN YOUR WALLS
if the PAGE-FILLING ADS on your INFINITE SCROLLING MOBILE APP register FINGER MOVEMENT as ANYTHING OTHER THAN SCROLLING I am LEGALLY PERMITTED to HUNT YOU for SPORT
hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one
staying silly is all i got left like i got no money no prospects i’m a burden to my parents and i’m frightened
ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."
and it's a banger
