Stuff (and writing)

Aspiring author from Washington State. Main genres: young adult fiction (I know, oh-so original) and adult horror/ thriller (bet you didn't see that coming). Also, I like peanut butter, red velvet, my two cats and video games -- PC master race.

[jachpot]

“If your profile picture is a snapchat filter you’re filthy AF you dirty slut.” -@Gracelessglory via Twitter — “Study Shows Girls That Use Snapchat Filters 10x’s More likely to Give Head 1st Date” -Viraldevil.com — “From now on how I rate girls on a ‘Slut Meter’ will be based [on] how many 'Dog’ snapchat filters they use a day. 🐶🐶🐶” -@jayy_cobb via Twitter — “To be fair every girl I’ve seen who uses that filter also eats penis for breakfast.” -pancakefacethegreat via Reddit — “Like, we get it, you like dick, don’t need to tell us with a filter. lol” -AleDeEurope via Girlsaskguys.com

[megan-fox]

Oh, I’m not a princess! 

[celebritiesandmovies]

You Will Protect It With Your Life

[darthvaders]

[jachpot]

He says, "Why are you writing instead of petting me??" 😅😍 . . . #writing #writer #cat #writervscat #writersofinstagram

[ngalitzine]

Mulder, when you find me dead, my desiccated corpse propped up, staring lifelessly through the telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter,

[comicbookdaily]

[bairnsidhe]

That child has an excellent “Watch me, Bitch” face.

[jachpot]

Just posted The Collection, my brand new short story, to Wattpad! :D

It's part of a story contest from Hulu inspired by their original adaptation of The Handmaid's Tale.

Read here.

Story description (in the hopes to peak your interest):

In Faireden, the upperclass (known as the "elite") want for nothing. Everything they possess, they do so in excess. This fact has led the elite to begin enviable collections that show their power and status.

What started as collections of jewelry and antiques has changed, however, as the elite attempted to out-do one another. Now, they collect living displays. People, specifically women. As the lowest citizens in Faireden, women can be bought and owned as property without so much as a second-thought (unless the thought concerns how many diamonds will be received as payment).

Yet not every woman is content to live this way simply because it is how it is. Not every woman is content to be viewed as lesser citizens, as less than human.

[mielparaoshun]

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[1tenderbeing]

I’m the one that’s constantly changing it’s position

[jumbolumpcrabmeat]

“Pap”

[sinfulgeek]

Me

[charlesoberonn]

The problem with writing is that talking about what you’re gonna write is a lot more fun than actually writing it.

[lets-get-fictional]

When you have too many characters and keep forgetting to include them...

[jachpot]

"Every town has its share of secrets. And when whispered by children in the dead of night, some secrets become stories. [And] sometimes, under certain circumstances, the stories become legends..." --- This one has been in my to-be-read stacks for at least two years. But since they say in order to write well, you should read often -- especially in your genre -- I guess it's about time I've dusted it off. (I mean, don't mind if I do.) 🤓✌📖 . . . . #theghostofgraylock #danpoblocki #books #toberead #tbr #youngadult #ghoststories #reading #reader #writing #writer

[jachpot]

"You probably don't evenworship the Maker. Lucky. He demands a lot." So, I was going to romance Josephine because of that accent, but it turns out Leliana is broody like Fenris from DA:2 and now I'm conflicted. 😯😣 #dragonageinquisition #romance #gaming #gamer #videogames

[jachpot]

35k words written! To celebrate, here's my sister's doggo congratulating me. 😄🐶 . . . . #campnanowrimo #campnanowrimo2017 #writing #writer #chihuahua #snapchat #writersofinstagram

[jachpot]

#bellingham #neighborhood #tree #photo #writinginspiration

[jachpot]

Follow me on Wattpad.com for immediate updates: https://www.wattpad.com/user/Jachpot Re-read or start reading Tomorrow Eyes: tinyurl.com/TomorrowEyes #wattpad #wattpadbooks #wattpadwriter #freetoread #youngadult #urbanfantasy #books #writing #writer

[jachpot]

In celebration of the trailer release, I'll be giving this bad boy a re-read. 📖🎈 #stephenkingsit #stephenking #books #reading #horror