I'll Eat Your Children

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[dailytwitterhumor]

[santanainkk]

[glow888]

Aw she looked so pleased with herself when she finally stood up

[getoutoftherobotxaviii]

most adorable video I’ve seen all day? check.

[dupreshalavonne-deactivated2018]

Babygirl

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[limoncellolacroix]

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

[tagfer]

[everythingfox]

[krabby-kronicle]

[weloveshortvideos]

When you see a wet spot in a store with no “caution wet floor sign”

[diquedavian]

I’m CRYINGGG!! 😭😭😭

[14kgoldsoul]

Lmao this man soul still on the floor. 😂😭😭😭💀

[cocaineteas]

Oh my god!

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[circamortem]

“wrong! you owe me seven dollars”

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

“WHA -HA-ADO YOU MEAAAN????”

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

this man gives off wildly chaotic trickster fey vibes

[harmonyblast]

“WRONG ITS A KING OF DIAMONDS”

[kurosmind]

this man is channeling Mollymauk Tealeaf so hard

[killue]

so the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

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[quietgirlinthecorner]

….then he waddled away (waddle waddle).. Til the very next day (bum bum bum bum ba ba dum)

[cauliflowergnocchidyke]

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

sit down with uncle so-and-so

he says something about gay people in passing

my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!

he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess

we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

[foster-the-morning-deactivated2]

i love people who get excited about stars

[sad-flaccid-penis5]

[chaussettesock]

“where are we going today miss frizzle?”

were goin TA HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[setheverman]

okay so what’s the mood for june?

[windynebula]

[snorlaxatives]

[weirdnessisgood]

…Is someone trying to make Good Burger look artsy and like it was directed by Quentin Tarantino????

[newtgeiszler]

no, this is more of a wes anderson look imo

[nicejewishguy]

An auteurs film

[firebang]

Only gay people can read this

[6sheep]

[mjalti]

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day