JackalopeJacqui

21NB/ huge nerd/ dreams of conventions/ cosplayer wannabe

[unfashionably-late-comics]

One Piece comic featuring Sanji (a dumbass in everything but cooking) and Zoro (a dumbass in everything, full stop).

[trek-tracks]

when you were ready for a sexy night in but your boyfriend takes too many drugs and jumps through a time portal instead

dammit

[tzikeh]

More examples of the WORST mansplaining here.

[useyourblinker]

This might be my favorite

[lotsofcatsandcheapwine]

This is mine

[stockyardsyndrome]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Happy National Dog day from Krypto

[arcane-machine]

Bisexual spectrum

[m0rbs]

Lying in bed watching tos and giggling and kicking my feet back and forth every time Spock is on screen

[spaghettinatural]

[marlinspirkhall]

[subspaceember]

LGBTQ and Disability Pride LCARS Interfaces

Ad astra per aspera

Designed for iPhone lock screens. I'm planning to make some at other sizes and other designs. These are fun to do.

everyone on the Cerritos uses bi LCARS fr

If you like, maybe throw a couple bucks my way on ko-fi. I could use the help ngl.

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[wetslug]

we need to start a club for ND people who overeat instead of forget to eat. yes i cant recognize hunger signals so i eat regardless for funsies and only realize i wasnt actually hungry when i get sick

[rockstarwayco]

[stateofconstantemotion]

I have no excuse for this

[thisiswhereikeepmyseratonin]

The thought that Brucie Wayne and Batman being two completely separate entities that Bruce can code switch between has consumed me especially with the idea that he mixes the two together on occasion to fuck with people

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*Batman and Superman searching a dressing room*

Superman: What about this thing, it looks suspicious?

Batman *full Batman voice*: That’s an eyelash curler darling

~~~~~~~~

*OG JLA revealing identities to newbies*

Green Arrow: Your turn Bats, who are you?

Batman having decided to fuck with him walking up to him cocking his hip putting one hand on his chest and in full Brucie Wayne mode: C’mon Ollie-Dollie you know who I am. We dated 💕

Green Arrow (internally): Modem noise

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Recently revealed identities with Clark and Brucie being at the same party

Brucie: oh howdy 🤠 cowboy, fancy meeting you at this shindig

Clark *flustered* (internally): he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman he can’t be Batman…

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*Bruce getting a call during a JLA meeting*

Brucie: Oh! hello dear, yes of course I’m coming to your party I’ll see you later 😘

Batman: Our security measures need to be increased due to the number of criminals currently attempting to follow heroes to their base of operations

JLA *experiencing whiplash*: what.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*undercover Brucie and members of the JLA at a party*

Bruce *pretending to be drunk wandering over to the flash*: excuse moi but can I get your attention for just a momento😊

Flash *completely disconnecting Bruce and bats*: yeah uh sure sir are you alright

Batman *quiet but deep Batman voice*: there’s an assassin in the rafters

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[irisivys]

something about the new popular shows seems awfully familiar to me hmmmm.....

[enki2]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

y’all should watch supernatural because thor the norse god is there and he looks like this

chris hemsworth wishes

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i said supernatural instead of stargate im losing my fucking mind

[azzandra]

I thought it was an honest trolling attempt and I respected you for it tbh.

[thehobbem]

Me, before reading the rest of the post: