Here is a place where I shit-post, or, Jack-post.

Just as I said. I'm bizarre though.

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Halloween Costumes for this year! It’s kinda late, but that’s fine. Lucas is a shadow demon, which I made a whole AU out of. He basically follows you around the house, either pretending to be your shadow, or bothering you the whole time. There’s a lot to him. Jack as an updated form of her previous costume. This time, she’s more of a sheep in wolf’s clothing, since she never would’ve become what she is without Lucas’ help. And Ab, a character who belongs to my a dear friend of mine. She collects bracelets and things like that, hence, she’s a crow. With her, there’s a lot less human features since this is a product of her mutating. This comes from ANOTHER AU where Lucas decides to inject Jack with a new strain of the mold, and then Ab once he realizes she was there. Anyway, happy late Halloween! May the spirit of the spooky day bleed out into everyday.

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COMRADE LUCAS Communist Lucas now exists in an alternate universe and this brings me immense joy. I wonder what he’d be doing right now.  ...Probably burning a government building or something, right?

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This is supposed to be a chibi style kinda thing- but also, a not so hard on the hands drawing. Hence why they aren’t the best. It’s kinda a reference too, but less on that. Jack as a goat thing/red riding hood, and Lucas as the wolf. Via his choice. Which, Jack didn’t agree on. Anyway-

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Remember how I said I made a self insert AU?- 

Uh. Here are some doodles of that-

So the basics are, Jack was friends with Clancy while working on Sewer Gators. They’d grown quite close, gone so many places, were pretty much best buddies off scene. So when Lucas burnt Clancy... She uh- well she wasn’t happy. For a while she didn’t really... Work. Kinda like a computer that won’t start up. But the family ended up tossing her over to Lucas since she became such a pain in the ass. He uses her for gathering scrap and other tedious tasks that he honestly just wanna do. She isn’t really his girlfriend despite what it may seem like, and rather, she’s just classified as his assistant or sister. She hates him with a passion, but also has a strange fascination with him at the same time, due in part to the mold. so she’s really jealous- like murder you with no regret kind of jealous. He started to realize this when his current girlfriend disappeared and Jack was acting pretty pissy with him. Now he just uses it to his advantage. Thankfully, he didn’t leave her completely for dead since that’d be boring and asked the company if they could give her the serum too. That didn’t go very well since she hates doctors and needles- but they got it into her at least. It didn’t come cheap though, he made her perform a set of tasks before any of that, as a way to earn it or “initiate” her. June, Jesse, Tyler, and Zach ended up showing up at the house one day, not listening when Jack [Lucas’ dad, not her-] told them to leave, they ended up getting captured. June was the first person Jack ever killed, and dear fuck did she not regret it. They had been well acquainted ever since they’d met in high school, when they accused her of torturing and killing animals, resulting in no one ever associating with her, since not only was she an outsider in their eyes, but also demented. Hence why she went on the route of joining the Sewer Gators, and production in general. Anything to get away from that town. Now she just chills in the Baker house, hoping Lucas won’t feed her to the molded for all the shit she pulls on him. Yeah, she’s got a massive phobia of molded and will shut down entirely at seeing them.

Alright... That’s a lot.

And.

That’s all for now.

See ya later, kiddos.

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Lucas, looking at Jack: You're gonna be my girlfriend.

Jack, having been tied up so tightly that even her fingers have each been put in finger traps: Well goddamn, you could've just saved the trouble and asked me.

[galaxyofghouls]

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Add gross to this and you got it.

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I had a dream Donald Trump refused to let me catch Pokèmon with my fellow classmates because I left my Gatorade bottle five feet too close to the entrance of this weird Pokèpark-jungle gym thing and he was the mean teacher who would do anything to dog on you.

And there were weird reoccurring visions of this old Victorian style house being flooded and a ghost hunting crew going in, but the ghost was really there and she was pissed.

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Bro, bro, Re7 Plant AU = Good AU

Hell yes. By the way, Marguerite is gonna be a weird flytrap thing, and her torso is gonna be a stinkhorn, but of the cage variety. So her chest cavity is constantly excreting fungus spores in that thick mucus-y stuff, and flies are gonna be crawling all over in that. And Lucas is made of poison ivy because he's gross and you don't wanna touch him. ... And maybe a bit of weed-

[inkskinned]

me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor,  me aloud: what’s up asshole

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I felt this so deeply within myself I thought my insides had turned to outsides.

[realfootage]

[glumshoe]

Scientists said that, did they?

[realfootage]

yea

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@niceswampboi Was this you? Did you write this while you were working with the connections? What the fuck were you smoking Lucas, I swear, I've got half a mind to come do a sweep to make sure you ain't got no more psychostimulants sittin' around after this shit.

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

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I'm keeping this for unrelated reasons.

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Halloween PSA

I will be not only knocking over every person dressed in Fortnite attire and then dance on them, but I will also be fucking anyone dressed as Lucas this year.

Thank you for your time.

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Eyyyyy bb them legs go all the way up?

Long leg VS No leg.

So basically Eveline is a character you'd see in a Papa Louie game and Lucas ascended to the gods.

Perfect right?

Well.

Actually.

Jack has no leg and Marguerite has the longest body.

Jack also has a beard that goes down to the ground.

And please don't notice Lucas' edgy eye shading- I couldn't get his eyes right and I had to give up on them. So excuse.

Next AU is probably gonna be a plant one-

Lucas as poison ivy, tangling around a post.

Zoe as a gardener, Ethan as a plant type exterminator, Mia as a half grown daffodil.

Jack as a root man, his beard grows into the ground to become more roots. Possibly ginger.

Marguerite as a Venus flytrap.

And Eveline as moss.

That'd be neat.

But the gator boys are all gardeners too who were called in to do a lil job.

Then they get overtaken.

[cutiepiesub]

Being attracted to someone’s voice is a real thing

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Oh I noticed.

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Spencer Middleton looks like a cross breed between Onision and Spencer from iCarly and if you disagree you can meet me behind the gas station at approximately twelve thirty PM.

[blehmisa]

Hmm..

I don't know what's wrong with me, it ain't my fault.

Jack and Dr.Smiley sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the bed and a baby in a carriage :)

Now I'm gonna die

@jacketrey

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I will devour your goddamn family, you cactus of a human being-

[peachcookie]

alright guys one more time. what color are these, purple or pink

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Magenta.