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@jackassjaeger
Depression
So one thing i like doing when im feeling down and sometimes good is send selfies to people, pet pictures too. I like seeing myself in these selfie angles and it is really hard for me when one if my partners or someone i like a lot tells me to chill out. Its how i express myself, and i do get it. It still hurts for whatever reason. Idk. It helps me express myself because im bad at doing it vocally maybe? Idk, food for thought.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
Troy Baker’s guide to how to become a voice actor.
I love troy baker.
11x17 prints I had at summoners con!!
I’ll have them for next years cons too :3 hopefully I’ll have mid and top cats by then as well ;3
hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.
hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing
#hades probably double knots his laces
In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).
Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.
He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.
Filed under: Favorite Myths
Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for.
I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.
Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance
an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything
i’d rather be eating anything but this
two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again
3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
Were bringing this back.
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I don’t even watch One Punch Man and I am laughing so hard right now.
How many critics and cinefiles and TV aficionados do you think are so confused and irritated by this fucking anime series topping this list.
One Punch Man came out of nowhere. It’s risen in ranking too quickly, without explanation. Maybe it’s cheating. Maybe it’s a fraud. An anti-following rises out of the ether to decry One Punch Man.
Kinda like, you know
the plot of One Punch Man.
The new season of HTGAWM looks really good.
Joe Biden bravely risks life and limb to make an actual, real-life “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” joke. Not all heroes wear capes. #tedcruzisthezodiackiller
My romantic life
So its weird. Im only 21 years old and will be turning 22 at the end of the month, but i would really like a nesting partner. Somebody that you live with and can wake up to. Aomebody to share a bathroom with a fight over soaps and conditioners. Somebody to argue over which cereal is better. Somebody that would make me coffee in the morning or the other way around. Somebody to snuggle regularly. Somebody to kick me when im being a hermit. These are all things im missing right now. I just want a symbiotic living relationship with another human.
you CANNOT give another human being the responsibility of your happiness.
This.
Connecting
It has always been hard for me to keep in touch with people, i can bounce out for long periods of time and people think i don’t like them. Or alternatively im scared i when i try to reach out to someone too often i will bother them, im afraid i will smother them and they will just get fed up. Iv found a kind of healthy medium but i just hate bugging people that i am fond of but i also want to keep in contact, i hate making people feel like i don’t like them. I am straight up a creature of duality and it is killin me.
HA
Time to ignore these anxiety feels. *tap dances away*
(via Logan Rinser)
