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jack nicholas beiste; history major, freshman year. i'm into pirates, the wild west and ancient history. long-time aragorn fanboy. i have a kitten called fingolfin. he is the best. ❤ 11/8/19 ❤ i spend too much time playing tabletop rpgs. forward for joie thunderclaps. i like macaroni and cheese pizza. and chimichangas. but not at the same time.

[jackbeiste]

joiesamevans‌:

After a day of hating myself a little, it least motivates me to prove them all wrong. 

I feel like they’re usually wrong, even generally speaking.

[jackbeiste]

sebastiansmythejoie‌:

Father is American, Mama is French. I was born a French Citizen and honestly, I still think in French most of the time. I’m going to have to start teaching you more than pick up lines in French now babe. What about if when you’re craving sugar we just fuck instead, I know you’re really only snacking because you’re bored so let’s alleviate so of that boredom baby. 

Fine, you’re French.... American! Yeah? That’s your theory? Hm, I’m at least willing to find out if there’s truth to it.

[poseyxharper]

My morning was filled with creating a bulletin board with a quote from Babe Ruth to mark the start of the baseball season! “Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game!” 

My cooperating teacher loves baseball and cannot wait to get to Progressive Field for some games! …She even invited me to go to a game with her, which was very interesting for many reasons. But one reason is… I haven’t been to a baseball game since I was 7 years old. 

[jackbeiste]

I can help jog your baseball memory before the game if you want.

[vityacristo]

Before anyone asks, yes, I cleared out the dorm vending machine. No, you can’t have any. It was an hour of hard work to get all of it out, and I’m going to revel in my loot.

[jackbeiste]

But, but, but... I was gonna buy snacks.

[jackbeiste]

joiesamevans‌:

Glad someone thinks so!

People gotta stop underestimating you, bro.

[jackbeiste]

dannyboyatjoie‌:

No… we want unavoidable. 

This is tricky. I want to ask why, but I feel like I probably don’t want to know the answer.

[jackbeiste]

[text] How do you feel about karaoke?

TEXT: I love karakoe. That’s how Troy and Gabriella met.

[jackbeiste]

sebastiansmythejoie‌:

TEXT: It’s possibly the gayest thing on the planet and that’s coming from me.

TEXT: And karaoke isn’t?

[ms-spencer-abrams]

I forgot how much time and work goes into an Etsy shop. And I apparently picked the perfect time to come back because a lot of people want handmade dresses. Must be wedding season.

Oh well. 6 dresses and 1 suit later, I’m finally coming up for air.

[jackbeiste]

Okay, but that’s so cool. What kind of dresses?

[poseyxharper]

Well, I decided to go on a bit of a walk despite the light rain that is falling because, of course, a little rain never hurt anyone. …Unless they were the Wicked Witch of the West… then you would melt. But I am not that, so I figured I was safe enough… until I was hit in the head with a soccer ball… So back to my dorm I went.

[jackbeiste]

Oh, no! Is your head okay?

[jackbeiste]

joiesamevans‌:

Cause you’re a good friend. And I appreciate the heck outta ya!

I appreciate the heck outta ya too!

[jackbeiste]

joiesamevans‌:

I knew you’d get me. 

You know what they say, great minds think alike.

[jackbeiste]

n-e-puck‌:

I mean if you have time to spend watching all the movies with me I wouldn’t be opposed to company. Especially since you are offering your copies.

I always have time for The Lord of the Rings, dude.

[jackbeiste]

dannyboyatjoie‌:

Which is what we don’t want…

We don’t?

[jackbeiste]

joieanthonyswanson‌:

Yup! That’s where I am right now! I love it so much! 

Oh, wow! I am not jealous at all! Are you going to Galaxy’s Edge?

[jackbeiste]

[text] How do you feel about karaoke?

TEXT: I love karakoe. That’s how Troy and Gabriella met.

[sebastiansmythejoie]

[text] Oh god no please don’t tell me you like that movie. We might have to break up.

[jackbeiste]

TEXT: What’s wrong with High School Musical?

[sebastiansmythejoie]

f2f Jackbastian

[jackbeiste]

sebastiansmythejoie‌:

“Then show me, beau… Only you.”

“Oh, I will...”

[jackbeiste]

sebastiansmythejoie‌:

You do that’s fair. I think you’ll find we were born in France so that makes us French thank you very much. Frosted Flakes are terrible at least make it honey cheerios.  I will find your stash you can be sure of that. Like I’d ever let you leave.

That’s so not how it works. At least one of your parents is American.... right? That would make you French and American. No! I like my frosties. And no, you never will. I keep it hidden, I keep it safe.