"Roll Out."

Role play blog for Jack Darby from Transformers Prime. 11+ years rp exp. The mod behind the muse is K. Please read RULES. Thank you!

[space-bridge-to-nowhere]

One of my favorite holiday traditions is making the annual Transformer-Getting-Clobbered-By-Holiday-Object gif. Here’s the full run so far.

[ak6dns5m]

オートボット基地へやってきた3人のサンタクロース🎅🎅🎅

メリークリスマス🎄🎁✨

[i-am-aristiana]

Happy thanksgiving!

[jackdarby]

“You keep showing up in the most surprising of places.”

"Can't deny that. Since meeting the Autobots, things have been... unusual."

[jackdarby]

Continued From Here: X ~ @scientistgoesboom

Jack carefully sat down on Wheeljack's leg. There definitely was more to the white mech's feelings. He was repressing so much. But perhaps it was what held him together--as it seemed for all of Team Prime. The boy couldn't imagine what it must have been like to lose his home and friends all at once due to the casualties of war. It surely would never be the same, as Wheeljack noted. That, and being torn away from a different version of one's place of birth and companions altogether...

"A lot's on your mind, huh..." Jack said softly, raising a hand to pat scuffed up metal.

Hesitantly, he asked, "Your home... what was it like?"

[scientistgoesboom]

“It was beautiful. As varied as every planet can be, Cybertron was a jewel. But I am biased, mind you. Before the war, you could go everywhere, explore anything. Yes, Cybertron had its dark side too, but where do you find somewhere which hasn’t ? The learning centres, the schools, the possibilities.” Wheeljack tapers off, his memory files flying through his processor. “I met my best friend Ratchet when I went to Science Academy. He was the poor sod that had to repair me the first time and since then he would storm over every time, berating me and even wrenching me. But that is just how he is.”

[jackdarby]

Jack listened quietly as Wheeljack reminisced about his planet. It seemed very similar to Earth, in a way. But seeing how Cybertron was inhabited by giant mechs, it was a world of its own... Jack guessed.

"Ah, Ratchet," the boy began at the familiar name. "You said he hadn't recognized you?" How the Autobot described the medic was like the Ratchet that resided in the medical bay. Wheeljack's disappointment in Ratchet not knowing who he was when they had met must have been a harsh reminder that indeed, this wasn't familiar territory at all.

"Did you know any of the others?"

[scientistgoesboom]

“I know A Bumblebee, way different than this one. Much smaller, a little bit older maybe but way more mischievous.” He quickly draws a picture of his Bumblebee in the dirt. It is crude but still the differences are clear. “Naturally I know Prime, I work for him. My Prime is not as distant. He likes to know what we all do, what he can do to help us and he is always there when the Decepticons attack. He get’s hurt more often. Worries us near offlining.” He draws another picture. 

[jackdarby]

Jack observed the drawings made by Wheeljack. From what the teen gathered by the designs, they were simpler, much like the scientist himself--there was doubt it perhaps could be a misunderstanding between how they truly looked versus the scribbles below, though.

He nodded. A more impish Bee would be amusing to see, admittedly. Although, Ratchet might not appreciate it. But as the boy listened to how Wheeljack's Optimus Prime was, there was a twinge of confusion in his features; there were similarities, but Optimus being less distant was hard to imagine. He was always so stoic, serious, unwilling to join in the antics of his human and Autobot friends.

A small smile grew on Jack's lips.

"Can't really imagine a not-always-serious-Optimus." He stifled a snicker.

[jackdarby]

I AM ALIVE, FOLKS.

Admittedly I haven't been thinking of TF for sometime due to other obsessions that have come my way, but let's see if I can get back into it again. 😭

Finally moved into the new place, keeping at trying to get a job, and will be entering university next year! So I'm set right now.

[ak6dns5m]

Boo!

[jackdarby]

Update time!

So with this whole moving situation going on, looks like I will not find stable internet until late October at most.

So if you owe me replies or whatnot, feel free to drop them since it will be a while before I'll be back. 😭 Still, hope everyone will continue have a fun time rping! I'll hop back into it as soon I can, thank you for understanding!

[jackdarby]

Gonna take a hiatus for a bit until I get this moving-to-a-new-place figured out. 😅

[fayren]

I like to think Ratchet is mid eye-roll.

[coldofflesh]

                                                you are doing your best. i promise.

[smstransformers]

Best tf moments cause g1 is absolute gold

- ‘she’s not so hot’ ‘she’s hot enough to replace you whenever I choose’

- the entire knight episode

- spike getting roasted by powerglides human girlfriend. ‘It’s not my fault your junk is all defective’

- Megatron pinwheeling out of the screen with his spike ball

- bumblebee conveniently and stupidly reversing back over a cliff and straight into the Decepticons

- Megatron and the Decepticons getting drunk

- ‘MEGATRON HAS FALLEN’

- the rust

- Megatron’s reactions to the rust

- Hound massaging Spike

- Bluestreak calling Hound glitched

- Optimus playing basketball and slam dunking mirage

- Optimus Primes evil clone

- Starscreams cage

- ‘say uncle or I’ll shove your nose in your afterburner’ ‘UNCLE UNCLE’

- Skyfire catching Sideswipe bridal style after Megatron hauled him by the ass

- Ironhide kicking Jazz and then bolting

- snow puns

- ‘easy, Cliffjumper’

- ‘what about my paint?’ ‘No one will notice, just make left turns’

- ‘must- sound- alarm’ ‘NOOOOO’

- Starscream shitting himself at the thought of Optimus Prime ambushing him

- ‘but we shall miss you, Ironhide, old friend.’ *sultry* ‘I miss you already’

- ‘I know what I’m doing’ *EXPLOSION*

-‘ as the earthlings say, fat chance fathead’

- bumblebees pink interior

- ‘PERSONALLY I don’t care what you need’

- Blaster riding Optimus and being completely terrified

- the bots watching soap operas and ballet

- Starscream and the snake

-Ultra Magnus and the hall of mirrors

- jazz watching Megatron beat the shit out of Mirage without helping

- grimlock biting Megatron’s ass

- Shockwave riding Starscreams alt mode like a horse

- ‘LOAD ME’

And probably the best G1 quote of all time:

- ‘amazing, a booby trap that actually catches boobies’

[of-the-pious-pools-deactivated2]

I’d like to add:

-”go ding your diodes and get defunct”

-Starscream’s blatant treason in the first few episodes

-Rumble electrocuting a guy with an incredibly bored look on his face

-”leadership my sine function”

-the fight between Rumble and Spike that looks like a sibling fight

-the time Wheeljack pulled Bumblebee back up over a cliff and neither one of them said a word

-any time a really deep voice comes out of a bot with Starscream’s paint job / any time it probably isn’t the right pair of seekers in frame

[wanderingrobots]

Also

-Optimus Prime saying ‘As the humans say, lay it on me man’

-The Decepticons being attacked by crocodiles

-Optimus prime being turned into a crocodile by the decepticons

-Wreckgar kissing Grimlock on the nose and Grimlock wiping it off going ‘cooties!’

-Old asian man to Rodimus ‘what is wrong autobot-san’ ‘Nothing’ ‘You are lying autobot-san’ ‘I know’

-Megatron transforming into a tiny gun EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A GIGANTIC GUN ON HIS ARM

-Grimlock begging to hear Kup’s war stories like a grandkid listening to his grandpa

[theawkwardenthusiast]

And if I may…

Megatron: “You’re either lying or you’re stupid!”

Starscream: “I’M STUPID! I’M STUPID!”

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Starscream: “MEGATRON IS A WIMP!”

Devastator: “So is Starscream!”

Starscream: ‘YES, BUT I’M FAST!”

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Bumblebee: “Hey, Prime what do you think Megatron’s gonna do to Starscream?”

OP: “Nothing gentle, I would say.”

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Cliffjumper slamming into huge ass Cons in his tiny vehicle form in almost every episode he was in.

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Lazerbeak being strong enough to somehow carry a knocked-out Starscream in root mode without breaking a sweat.

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Starscream being pinned by a huge fluffy looking ball in ‘Child’s Play’.

Soundwave being brought down by a wierd cat thing when he himself owns a cat and could probably have turned and scratched behind it’s ear to incapacitate it or something.

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Perceptor trying to be philosophical during battle with his “The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword” speech and then Soundwave proceeds to smash Perceptor’s pencil into tiny ass smithereens a few seconds later.

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Megatron: “ENERGIZE THE FORCE-FIELDS!”

Soundwave: “What force-fields?!”

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Ravage fucking CATAPULTING Chip Chase through the fucking window of his house and into Starscream’s cockpit instead of simply rolling him out the front door like a normal kidnapper.

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Frenzy, Skywarp and Rumble fighting and Soundwave threatening Thundercracker (who was just trying to keep the peace) with two sparking wires like a psycho dad being proud that his little minions were kicking someone else’s ass.

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The Decepticons trying to connect Astoria to a huge complicated machine and getting stressed out cause it didn’t work while somehow forgetting that Soundwave was fully capable of reading a human’s mind and could’ve spared them all the trouble if he’d done that instead.

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Optimus smashing into the back of a train and calmly saying “Ow.”

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Kremzeek infiltrating the Autobot base and making them dance and flail and do a shit ton of crazy shit.

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That time Soundwave and Starscream went solo and tried to open up their own disco dance club of doom.

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Soundwave’s creepily awesome laugh in ‘Auto-bop’.

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“That was heaven. The purest most vibrant and most perfect harmony that I’ve ever heard!”

[skymachine]

have a seat

[jackdarby]

@autobotmedic @doctorhealthyself

[ryssa-aquicoine]

Little Infinity War love there XD

This is an upcoming fan film.

[toasttweet]

TFP :)

[drunkcyclonus]

Poor Optimus, in 3 seconds, he goes from Serious Military Commander to a confused tourist.

[apostatehamster]

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