im lame

do not judge me before u know me, but just to inform u, you won’t like me 

[memewhore]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[jackiebowmanhaha]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[tateratots]

look at them

[elasticitymudflap]

reblog if ur proud of this chicken persuing a higher education

[k5ataskia0z8o-deactivated201905]

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

[kanyewesticle]

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

[thisiselliz]

Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad

[thisiselliz]

I thought it was just memes

[iamwizz]

[jackiebowmanhaha]

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[jackiebowmanhaha]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[softboiledmemes]

now we’re asking the real questions

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-meme-experiment]

[the-meme-experiment]

To all my Americans out there… happy early turkey day.

[twitterlols]

[gaypickups]

Have you been to the doctor lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some Vitamin Me.

[badpuns-official]

I asked the chicken seller for a different type of bird

But she doesn’t give a duck