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future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?
me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-
if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet
i was a hopeful one for 2k19 until yall told me theyre turning a one direction wattpad fic into a movie so. guess its another three hundred days of hell ahead
They’re doing what
challenging God it seems
The world is changing and like, i mean, i guess this is one of the directions were moving in
x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers
“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm
“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man
Isn’t this literally the Rogue subplot of X-Men 3?
“Is it true, there’s a cure?” says Everyone I Touch Dies
“There’s nothing to cure” says Weather Lady Who Was Worshiped As a God
It’s not a flaw, it’s a reflection of real life, the way everything is in x men
It’s like a white gay man who lives in a liberal city telling a black trans woman in a deep red state that she should be proud and out of who she is despite that her life expectancy and safety are not the same as his
It’s like someone with mild autism telling someone with severe schizophrenia that they are fine the way they are and don’t need treatment
All marginalized groups are not the same, and all people are not the same, and Storm telling Rogue she doesn’t need to be fixed is referencing people who can get by with their minority standing telling people who will literally not survive how to feel and think just because they are also a minority
Yes yes & more yes
good post overall but saying “mild autism” is not helpful to autistic people. the neurodivergence/superpower analogy otherwise seems interesting.
“mild autism” kind of suggests that autism is a bad thing… autism is a difference, not an illness; in our current society it’s very often a handicap, for instance because of sensory differences (hypersensibility to lights, noise, etc). some autistic peeps have more difficulties in their daily lives then others, but the labels “high-fonctioning”, “mild/severe” do not help. the very same person could alternatively be labeled high-fonctioning or low-functioning depending on what you put on the forefront. “high-fonctioning” allows people to silence our issues and force us to count ourselves lucky. it also encourages a feeling of superiority in some people (cf Aspie supremacists and their unsufferable condescendance). the label “low-functioning” allows for people to infantilise and otherize autistic people. people with “severe autism” are treated like robots or zoo animals; their parents are pitied and in some cases shown understanding when they murder their autistic kid (i’m not making this up, research it). some autistic people are wrapped in wet cold blankets in an attempt to make them neurotypical. the very common ABA therapy for autistic people is abusive. when autistic people advocate for neurodiversity and talk of not needing a cure it doesn’t pop out of the blue, there is context and it’s important.
by all means shut up people who minimise the struggle of schizophrenic people. but don’t make shortcuts about autism while doing so. some autistic people who are also traumatised can be misdiagnosed with a personality disorder (talking from experience here), so pretending “mildly autistic” people are safe from psychophobia is a very gross misunderstanding.
let’s not ignore how class plays into this, too. a very wealthy white person with a supportive family who has a personality disorder (bipolar disorder for instance) is arguably less likely to suffer severe medical mistreatment than an isolated, autistic poc from a poor background with C-PTSD. and for sure some autistic people are relatively sheltered from some issues that can plague a lot of us because of wealth and privilege.
about functioning labels, this masterpost by @scriptautistic is pretty amazing.
this post by autisticality is also a good (and short) read on this subject.
sorry for hijacking this post with a rant, but language is important. it’s okay to make a mistake about this (i mean, doctors themselves pathologise and use functioning labels) but like… now you know.
Thank you, I didn’t know this before
x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers
“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm
“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man
Isn’t this literally the Rogue subplot of X-Men 3?
“Is it true, there’s a cure?” says Everyone I Touch Dies
“There’s nothing to cure” says Weather Lady Who Was Worshiped As a God
It’s not a flaw, it’s a reflection of real life, the way everything is in x men
It’s like a white gay man who lives in a liberal city telling a black trans woman in a deep red state that she should be proud and out of who she is despite that her life expectancy and safety are not the same as his
It’s like someone with mild autism telling someone with severe schizophrenia that they are fine the way they are and don’t need treatment
All marginalized groups are not the same, and all people are not the same, and Storm telling Rogue she doesn’t need to be fixed is referencing people who can get by with their minority standing telling people who will literally not survive how to feel and think just because they are also a minority
dude this is not a good comparison lol….like having a power that kills everyone you touch is objectively bad whereas being a black trans woman isn’t, it’s just something that society devalues and punishes….like i get what you were trying to say here but yall really gotta think about the implications of your shit before you post it
The point stands that it’s not an accident that it’s storm telling rogue everything is fine
It’s a part of the story that points to something that happens irl. If you think it’s a flaw in story telling you should be acknowledging that it’s wrong in real life for more privileged people to tell less privileged people what they should or should not like about their lives
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When I lived with my friends the doorbell would ring and we would all look at each other like ???? are you expecting anyone?? no you??
no offense but bert and ernie arent ace nor are they sexual they are characters on a childrens show and they can be and are a happy cute couple in love without you having to specify whether they fuck or not
sesame workshop keeps saying they “dont have a sexual orientation” and “dont exist below the waist” which is beside the point. they have hearts to love each other and its not wrong for children to see gay love because being gay isnt inherently sexual
THEY HAVE HEARTS TO LOVE EACH OTHER!!!!!!
buzzfeed unsolved was great until the demons who ship real life people got to it
Or we can let people have fun lmao
#why is everyone so sensitive about shipping#christ it isnt that big of a deal
because that’s real people like, you’re being a freak and dehumanize real people
How am I dehumanizing them??? Bc I read about them being Gay????? They’re still human even if they’re gay in the fics u know??? I do know the difference between reality and fiction. I know they’re not ACTUALLY TOGETHER IRL. So why is it such a fucking problem for people to think people who have good chemistry look good together??? If someone thinks this ruins lives they’re so so fucking homophobic and so so fucking weak and not secure in their sexuality or the friendship they have with the other person.
@nouisalbums
You know Shane and Ryan have said that people shipping them makes them uncomfortable right? And you know that it’s weird and creepy to ship real life people, yeah?
Because… they AREN’T characters. You CAN’T just headcanon them as gay. Speaking from personal experience, when someone told me I would “be cute” with a close friend, I stopped showing him as much friendly physical affection because I wasn’t interested in dating him and I was concerned I could be sending mixed signals.
Now think about that. Think about how people, real actual people, might feel if they realize that people are writing about them as a couple, initially without their knowledge and definitely without their consent. Think about what it would feel like to realize hundreds of people are writing and/or reading graphic fanfiction about you and a close friend having sex.
It’s weird. It isn’t “just shipping” because these aren’t characters. They’re real people.
It’s not the “being gay” thing that’s dehumanizing and if you think that’s the problem you’re missing the entire point.
When you have headcanons for characters or ship characters that’s okay because they’re not real people, they will never see what’s being written about them, they don’t have any actual free will, nothing will actually hurt them because they don’t exist, they’re fictional. When you ship and headcanon celebrities, that’s a whole ass human person who you don’t even know who never gave you permission to take their own personal life and fictionalize it.
It’s not dehumanizing because you think they’re gay, it’s dehumanizing because you’re treating them like they’re not real
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney - early 20th century
Eric Andre - Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi - Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves - We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum - 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau - Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
this is david lynch erasure
Who are the female immortals?
Jenny Slate - Jazz Age Darling, bffs with Alice Roosevelt
Helena Bonham Carter - Refused an invitation to dine with Queen Victoria based on her treatment of the Irish
Lucy Liu - ran away from home to join Ching Shih, 19th century Pirate Queen’s crew. Was considered too soft for fighting and was given an accordion
Bjork - 14th century Icelandic healer accused of witchcraft, also possibly a selkie
Whoopie Goldberg - present during the Conquest of Constantinople but don’t bring it up around her, it’s too fresh in her mind
Tilda Swinton - found sleeping in a peat bog. Carbon dating inconclusive
this is blatant cher erasure
Cher isn’t immortal - she can just turn back time
Florence Welch was born the same night as the moon and has been her emissary to the earth since
Reality is stranger than fiction
that’s some Nazi shit right there.
Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html
Trump and all his staff are ass babies
yo treasure planet was literally the best 2d disney film ever made like the setting? the colors? the flawless transition? the gorgeous world building? the three dimensional characters? a main character who’s never pressured to get into anything remotely close to romance? complex relationships? an antagonist who has layers to his character? the soundtrack? i could go the FUCK on,
PLUS THIS SCENE?
AND THIS????
Always gonna reblog Treasure Planet, ALWAYS
Can I just point out that Disney did their best to kill this film. They broke their tradition of one “classic” Disney film in theaters every 10-ish years and had the Loin King play at the same time frame as TP. The movie had next to no advertisement, and the few advertisements that were shown spoiled the surprise of who the bad guy was.
And it still turned out to be a hit movie.
I love reading the rough draft of the sequel and looking at all the consept art that was made.
the loin king
What was it he did? I cant miss an opportunity to drag Ross
So! First! He made out with Rachel while he was still dating Julie
THEN, he couldn’t decide which one he wanted to date more, so he kept dating Julie and didn’t tell Rachel anything about his decision after they had kissed
THEN he made a pros and cons list to decide whether or not to dump Julie so he could date Rachel and he wrote shit like: Too ditzy, too spoiled, too into her looks, not much in common since she’s just a waitress, and she has fat ankles
THEN, after he finally decided to dump Julie and be with Rachel, he tried to hide the list from her but she found it anyway and got rightfully pissed off
THEN he tried to make all sorts of excuses for the list without actually apologizing
THEN he ignored Rachel’s choice to be alone by CLIMBING UP THE SIDE OF THEIR BUILDING INTO THEIR FUCKING BALCONY to try and force her to listen to him read her “Pro-list”
THEN he gets his other friends to let him into the house after Rachel makes it clear that she doesn’t want to see him by going into her room
THEN Rachel tries to explain to him why she’s so hurt by the list by telling him that all the things he wrote on the list were things she actually hates about herself and it sucks he not only agrees with her but actually uses those things as reasons not to be with her
THEN he CONTINUES to try and make excuses for himself and even try to make her feel bad about being mad at him by turning the situation around by saying “If things were the other way around, there’s nothing you could write about me that would make me not want to be with you”
THEN, after Rachel makes it clear that she’s not interested in talking to him, he calls Monica and asks her to turn on the radio since he made a song request for her so he’s basically forcing Rachel to listen to him
SO IN CONCLUSION: He didn’t apologize ONE TIME for the list, he tried to manipulate Rachel into forgiving him by saying she’s overreacting, AND proceeded to ignore Rachel’s wishes for a little bit of space continuously
This has been an anti-Ross psa
its freezing and the heater is broken so im gonna run the most challenging-to-render thing i own (minecraft) and make my pc so hot itll warm the room up
ok we good
So this is what hubris looks like in physical form…
Someone: Wow you’re so easy to talk to! I feel like our personalities fit so well together!
Me: thanks i made this one special just for you
Shoutout to Dick Van Dyke for being a cis dude whose parents gave him a drag king name for some reason
sometimes u just burst into tears for no reason and tbh it just be like that
