do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
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do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
I genuinely sincerely would not know how to tell if somebody liked me or not, not good with hints or gestures one bit, you really gotta blatantly tell me for me to even catch it
Watch: New anti-Trump ad reminds us of his own misogynistic words.
WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. AMERICA.
Don’t blame all of us. I’m certainly not for him.
I am a republican considering not voting at all if Trump is the nominee but the Republicans hate him so I hope they will put someone else in…anyone else in!
You see, what's sad is that Donald has already won the nomination. He will be the republican nominee and be running against either Hillary or Bernie in the primary. If he were to run against Bernie, Bernie would get absolutely trashed by Trump. Run over. Obliterated. It's the unfortunate truth, but there aren't enough people who hate Trump and are willing to vote for someone who is, let's be honest, as super duper radically liberal as Bernie is. So, the democratic establishment knows this, and because of it they are probably going to nominate Hillary no matter what. "At least she would have a chance against Trump" is their logic. But now we are left with a problem: all those jokes evqeryone made at the beginning of the election "Bahahaha, what if it was CLINTON versus TRUMP! *wipes off forehead and continues to laugh*" will now have come true..... canada, here I come
Fun History Fact:
If you just got excited, you’re a nerd.Â
Fuck! Fuckin got me
NERD!! YOU R A NERD CONFIRMED
The thing I hate most about depression is that it tricks you into thinking you don’t have depression. It makes you think that nothing is wrong with you, that you just feel this way because you lack value as a person. Whether that’s in your relationships, your academics, or a view of yourself, it makes you think you aren’t good enough for any of that.
“It’s not the illness,” it says, “You feel this way because it’s who you are.”
“Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.”
Reporter: What is 2+2?
Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."
people who put full stops at the end of texts make me uncomfortable
*is clearly a 5 ( 6 on a good day ) but wants to hook up with 10s*
Reblog if u cry every time
Literally no ones emo/scene phase has ever been good pls stop
those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them
every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch
ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise
if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine
no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic
no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine
sometimes u just gotta get over urself
this made me cry I needed it so bad
Proud supporter of whitewashed movies flopping at the box office
Make them see
What? There was an Avatar movie? No there wasn't, I have no idea what this post is talking about. Ha! Haha! Aaaaahh...
*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*
More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women
SAY IT AGAIN
me: I have a really diverse music taste me: *listens to the same song on repeat for three weeks*
Straight people are going on Grindr to make gay best friends
It might seem strange for heterosexual men and women to use one of the largest gay dating apps out there, but many have turned to the app for something other than sex: platonic friendship. Perhaps unsurprisingly, some gay men are not happy about this. Why one straight woman designated herself as a “twink” instead of a “jock.”
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why are straight people like this.
Lmao tho…
gays: this app isn’t for you’llÂ
Str8s:
I like to imagine one person got interviewed after his girlfriend caught him with Grindr and was like “babe I’m looking for a gay best friend” and she was like “that’d make an interesting article” and the lie went too far
I had a dream Donald Trump made some new racist comment on TV and I got really mad so I started a coin jar and labelled it “F*ck Donald Trump” and every time the coin jar was filled I would go to the grocery store and buy eggs and use the eggs to egg his house but eventually people started getting wind of my noble cause and they started coming from far and wide to my house to contribute to my coin jar…. soon these billionaires started coming to my house and shoving wads of hundreds and checks for millions of dollars into the jar and I was making my entire living off throwing eggs at Donald Trump’s house… I had this whole campaign with t shirts and bumper stickers and rallies all with the slogan “F*ck Donald Trump”
Make this dream a reality