ask the jack bot!

JACK bot of delta team. :3

[jackrobot]

beepers.

blog ran by @sillyluisseraenjoyer !! :3

just don’t be werid :)

[jackrobot]

you are so cool agegehsvcshdjr I just wanna pat you

best lil robot :3

beep beep!!! :3

[britishteaaa-deactivated2026033]

Im not joking jack like

Im on a mission to get every single jack

[jackrobot]

you are so cool agegehsvcshdjr I just wanna pat you

best lil robot :3

beep beep!!! :3

[saummy16]

BAIRD GAVE JACK A STUN GUN????? Thats why i love these 2 and they’re my favorite characters

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Self defense :D"

[jackrobot]

zeeep! 😸

[thesarcasticmechanic]

bbeep zzee beep :[

beep BEOP bee!!!!!!!

zeeop zop

😿😿😿

(@jackrobot)

"Goddamnit, who fucked with you this time lil bud?"

[jackrobot]

zero beep bo 😿

[jin-jamm-desu]

Want us to go find them? ᕦ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ᕤ❤️❤️❤️

[jackrobot]

beep

😸😸

[thesarcasticmechanic]

bbeep zzee beep :[

beep BEOP bee!!!!!!!

zeeop zop

😿😿😿

(@jackrobot)

"Goddamnit, who fucked with you this time lil bud?"

[jackrobot]

zero beep bo 😿

[jackrobot]

Whats up buddy

beep-bo-bop!

beep…

bo beep….

buzz beep 😿

[jin-jamm-desu]

What's wrong? :'0

[jackrobot]

zeer beep bo :[

beep oh zeerp 😿😿😿

[jackrobot]

Whats up buddy

beep-bo-bop!

beep…

bo beep….

buzz beep 😿

[kawadraws]

💙more of baird💙

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Gotta love myself"

[jackrobot]

beep zee beepers!

😸

[thesarcasticmechanic]

[ SYSTEM REBOOTING…… ]

[ PLEASE HOLD. ]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[ SYSTEM REBOOTED SUCCESSFULLY. ]

… beep zee er? beep?

(@jackrobot)

"Okay! See that's better! I'm glad you're at least making noise..."

[jackrobot]

beep rreeerr beep?

[jin-jamm-desu]

Yayyyy-- he's okay!!!

[jackrobot]

beeep.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

[ SYSTEM REBOOTING…… ]

[ PLEASE HOLD. ]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[ SYSTEM REBOOTED SUCCESSFULLY. ]

… beep zee er? beep?

(@jackrobot)

"Okay! See that's better! I'm glad you're at least making noise..."

[jackrobot]

beep rreeerr beep?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

[ JACK on the floor literally SPARKING FLAMES.]

(@jackrobot)

"WHAT-"

"Who touched Jack? I swear to the DOG I'm gonna kill em-"

*proceeds to pick Jack up and get to repairing him cause he didn't have a second on standby*

[privatestewart89]

I never did

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I might have a good liking to you. But I SWEAR"

"If I check the cameras and see it's you I will scrap your longshot for Jack armor."

[jackrobot]

BEEReeeeRTIGGPP

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I KNOW I'm WORKING ON IT"

[jackrobot]

EEEARRRSSDHEE

[thesarcasticmechanic]

😭

[thesarcasticmechanic]

[ JACK on the floor literally SPARKING FLAMES.]

(@jackrobot)

"WHAT-"

"Who touched Jack? I swear to the DOG I'm gonna kill em-"

*proceeds to pick Jack up and get to repairing him cause he didn't have a second on standby*

[privatestewart89]

I never did

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I might have a good liking to you. But I SWEAR"

"If I check the cameras and see it's you I will scrap your longshot for Jack armor."

[jackrobot]

BEEReeeeRTIGGPP

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I KNOW I'm WORKING ON IT"

[jackrobot]

EEEARRRSSDHEE

[thesarcasticmechanic]

[ JACK on the floor literally SPARKING FLAMES.]

(@jackrobot)

"WHAT-"

"Who touched Jack? I swear to the DOG I'm gonna kill em-"

*proceeds to pick Jack up and get to repairing him cause he didn't have a second on standby*

[privatestewart89]

I never did

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I might have a good liking to you. But I SWEAR"

"If I check the cameras and see it's you I will scrap your longshot for Jack armor."

[jackrobot]

BEEReeeeRTIGGPP

[jackrobot]

bEEP ZEREAA RRRRRR

EZERREEEEREEEREERRTTTFFFF

HBBEERPLUGCRRRREEEBEEEPPPPUTERR

[ The JACK bot would start to rapidly shake, sparks flaring around him, until finally the JACK bot flys down in the ground, complete silence. ]

[thesarcasticmechanic]

beep.

(@jackrobot)

"..."

"Didn't get a word outta that but I don't care, you're the only thing that's truly welcome here if it's not me telling @privatestewart89 to get out"

[jackrobot]

beepp

🤗

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Ahhh. En of spooky month, take these"

"Oh, and a bonus because you people love them"

[mireya-808]

AHHHH I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"You're.... Welcome?" :x

[mireya-808]

What? Don't you like it? Haha, chocolate is the best!

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"It can be a bit too sweet sometimes, really I prefer hot chocolate, it's becoming fall anyway so I'll be chugging it nightly."

[mireya-808]

Yes, it's a very good option. Anyway, cold chocolate isn't really my thing.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Agreed fully kid"

[mireya-808]

Yeah... You prefer the heat, right? You know, that hot or cold team stuff.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Oh yeah, definitely. No I don't, I work on machines a whole ton, but I'll tell you without a doubt that the cold sucks when it's outside, I like being able to regulate my temperature. Not be freezing fucking cold all the time!"

[mireya-808]

Haha, I understand, I completely agree. I hate having to wear twice as many clothes

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Please make up your mind, first you said you liked the cold- are-"

"Are you, 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 trying to appeal to me and make me like you?"

[mireya-808]

WHAT!? When the hell did I say I liked the cold?

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"Maybe not said it, but sure as hell implied it."

"At least to me-"

"Forget about it!"

[mireya-808]

Baird, you're starting to scare me.

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"I dont... 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦."

[privatestewart89]

Oh hey chocolate mi- I'm just going to head out- *backs away* (lol)

[thesarcasticmechanic]

[jackrobot]

beep….?

😨

[thesarcasticmechanic]

"You're fine buddy. 🤗"

[jackrobot]

beep!

😸