Jack Zimmermann, Providence Falconer; ESPN body issue.
he’s nervous bc those ice knives are so close to his junk
trying on a metaphor

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Jack Zimmermann, Providence Falconer; ESPN body issue.
he’s nervous bc those ice knives are so close to his junk
❝Eric Richard Bittle, who on earth has got your phone making that racket!❞
❝Mama. The boys… Jack. You know…❞
ransom: okay… never have i ever… had a sexual encounter while on some farm equipment
holster: rans thats just not a relevant-
bitty: [knocks back a shot]
bitty: what
bitty: junior year was weird okay
= Samwell Hockey Group Text Halloween 2015 = Shitty: dear god. swawesome #WishIWereThere Jack: Haha. Nice. Johnson: There’s an infinite number of things going on here.
An oldie but a goodie:
ME: Oh darn. ME: I wanted you to be the first to see my costume! ME: But Tango just barged in, haha. ME: Are you ready? :) JACK L. ZIMMERMANN: Haha. JACK L. ZIMMERMANN: Yeah. :) ME: [sent a photo to Jack. L. Zimmermann] ME: It’s so silly, isn’t it? ME: I just thought it’d be cute. ME: But it might be a bit much! ME: Well? ME: Jack?
Just imagine if Bitty was ever upset about something, like he had a really bad day or his grandma was sick, and he starts crying while he’s skyping with Jack, and Jack’s heart aches at the sight of it, and it physically hurts when he reaches out as if to touch Bitty, to comfort him, only to have his fingers bump against the cold, hard screen of his computer instead, and he literally can’t stand it, Bitty, his sweet, fierce, beautiful Bitty is crying, and Jack is so far away.
So he makes his excuses, and he knows it hurts Bitty when he says he has to go when Bitty is so upset, but he does it anyway, and when he’s ended the call he doesn’t even bother packing a bag or grabbing his toothbrush, he just has his keys and his wallet, and he’s out the door, in the car, flooring it to Samwell, and he makes it there in 30 minutes, somewhat shocked that he didn’t get pulled over for going well over the speed limit. He doesn’t bother knocking at the Haus, it still feels like home anyway, and he flies up the steps before anyone from the living room has even heard the front door open and shut.
The door to Bitty’s room is locked, though, and he has to knock, softly. He hears a muffled, somewhat hoarse “Just a minute!” and then the sound of the bed squeaking, and a few seconds later the door opens, and Bitty is still wiping at his eyes with the back of his hand, saying, “Sorry, I was just–” and then he sees Jack, and his eyes, still so red and swollen, widen, and after a few stunned seconds he says, “Jack?” and Jack says, “Bitty,” and he’s stepping into the room, kicking the door shut behind him, cupping Bitty’s face in his hands, and pressing their foreheads together. Bitty’s bottom lip trembles, and then there are fresh tears building, sliding down his cheeks, and he sucks in a gasping, shuddering breath, and then his arms are wrapped so tightly around Jack’s middle it almost hurts, and his face is buried against Jack’s chest, and Jack holds him while he cries.
They never make it out of their regular clothes. Jack pulls Bitty to the bed, and Bitty curls up against him, and Jack runs his fingers through Bitty’s hair and rubs his back and whispers against his temple until Bitty cries himself to sleep.
TRY AND TELL ME THIS WASN'T EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED
How They Knew
Just a little bit about how the team found out on their own.
“Jack has his own Lego?”
Lardo came into Bitty’s room looking for nail polish she left there but was easily distracted by the small toy.
“Yup,” Bitty says brightly from his spot on the bed. “Whole team has them. Isn’t it cute?”
“Yeah, I want one. Where’d you buy it?”
“Oh.” Bitty presses his lips together and sits up. His book falls off his lap. “Uh, Jack gave that one to me but they might available in the Falconers store now.”
“He just gave this one to you?”
“Yeah?” Bitty forms it as a question and looks down at his hands that he’s wringing together.
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This is so gorgeous. I love when this fandom fills in the blanks so perfectly. Also Holster’s bit cracked me up. Lovely fic about friendship and smh having each other’s backs. <3
Breaking news, Shitty is actually Harry Potter.
BITTY'S HANDS ARE CLENCHED AND SHAKING HE IS SO SCARED FOR THOSE FEW SECONDS RIGHT AFTER HE SAYS THE WORDS, AND JACK IS HIS ANCHOR, BITTY, MY CHILD, IT WILL ALL BE OKAY,
rock lord jack zimmermann’s evolution
Should we… or should we wait until we order? Or – Whenever you’re ready, Bits.
Larissa “yeah I did that, and then I sent him out to get my coffee” Duan
The next time Bitty and Lardo are hanging out watching crap telly all day or something Bitty's just gonna like suddenly whisper "Jack is my boyfriend!" just because he can now, and Lardo's gonna look at him, and be like "Shitty's mine" and Bitty's gonna !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW BYE
My sweet summer child Bitty can now talk about His Boyfriend Jack Zimmermann to his best friends in the whole world, and there’s honestly nothing better than that.
OF COURSE THEY KNEW, THEY ALL FUCKIMG KNEW, AND OF COURSE LARDO WON, WHO ELSE WOULD'VE WON, I'M DYING
Like I'm not over this. BITTY IS SO SURPRISED, EVEN IN TJAT MOMENT, EVEN WHEN HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO SAY IT, THAT HE'S ALLOWED TO SAY THOSE WORDS OUT LOUD. "Me and Jack are dating" HE IS SO HAPPY I'M SCREAMING