Dear Lord, I love hockey.

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[asterlark]

bitty with all 32 teeth: angelic cherub uwu, never hurt a damn fly, smells of roses; you could fight him but why would you want to

bitty with 1 tooth missing: wiley rapscallion hick boy, street urchin with a heart of gold, scrappy sumbitch; DO NOT FIGHT under any circumstances, the amount of pure chaos in his tiny body will wreck your shit on site

[spacefeels]

Merry Christmas! For Chris “Chowder” Chow, my fave Wellie, prince of babs, fictional goalie of my heart, a gift of holiday-appropriate SJ Sharks apparel (◡‿◡✿) 3 guesses which Samwell men’s hockey team upperclassman gifted him that (Bitty, it’s Bitty)

for those heretofore unacquainted, a gift from me to you: Check, Please! treat yourself and go read it, merry xmas, you’re welcome

[joethornton]

if i were a hockey player i would simply score more goals than the other team

[biggamebrass]

am i the only one thinking about that guy who tweeted that he didn’t know anything about hockey and then tarasenko gave him a jersey and he went to a game and then he became a stan?????

i hope he’s happy tonight

[high-frequency-sound]

Just in case you were wondering, I love each and every one of those Sharks and especially Martin Jones.

[high-frequency-sound]

Just dropping in for once to say SAN JOSE SHARKS AMIRITE

[will-make-more-mistakes-tomorrow]

Martin Jones wins tonight beating Vegas for the San Jose Sharks 1000th win in franchise history on his birthday 🎂

[agonyandagony]

Which Hockey Team Is Right for You?: A Matchmaking Guide

Looking to adopt an NHL team into your heart and home to ruin your sofa and teach you about love, patience, and dehydration but not sure where to start? Here is a handy guide to matchmake you with the exact right fit.

If you would rather host a BBQ and make everyone leave your house at the stroke of 8:30 p.m. than show up at the function after midnight: Consider the Edmonton Oilers!

If the precise opposite of that is true: The Boston Bruins.

If you’re an Aquarius: You just might love the Carolina Hurricanes.

If you’ve ever gotten into a fistfight with a smarmy STEM major and been applauded afterward: The Nashville Predators.

If you love to say, loudly and repeatedly, that you don’t care what people think about you but you actually really care, you care so much: Accept the Pittsburg Penguins into your heart.

If you’ve ever tapped a parked car with your car, gotten out and inspected the damage, decided there PROBABLY isn’t any, there’s that teeny scratch but that was probably there before, and actually it might be dirt anyway: The Montreal Canadiens, my sweet baby. The Montreal Canadiens.

If your DVR is super full of old House Hunters episodes that you FULLY intend to watch SOMEDAY: The Minnesota Wild.

If you’ve ever screamed at a loved one for deleting said episodes of House Hunters off your DVR even though they’ve been there for over a year: I feel you, and might I direct you to the Detroit Red Wings.

If you’ve ever felt an inexplicable thrill while lighting a fire outside of the context of a camping trip: The Anaheim Ducks.

If someone has ever forgotten to invite you to their birthday party, and then after the fact someone else who was at the party says “Why didn’t you come to the party?” and you have to lie and say you were busy that night even though you weren’t: The Ottawa Senators.

If you’ve ever leaned against a neighbor’s railing on a patio and broke it and offered to fix it but were told sincerely not to worry about it, it’s totally fine: The San Jose Sharks are your big goofy goodboys.

If you think butter and noodles make a legitimately satisfying meal: Columbus Blue Jackets.

If you’ve gotten dumped three times in the past calendar year but still have a good attitude about dating and think your next OkCupid date just might be the one! You never know! Gotta put yourself out there!: The Colorado Avalanche.

If you have mood lighting in your bedroom for when you want to sulk in bed and tell your cat how nobody understands you in an aesthetic way: The Arizona Coyotes.

If your sink is full of dishes at all times but you have really good hair because pobody’s nerfect: Please join me in supporting the Washington Capitals.

[beyknowles]

BEYONCÉ

VOGUE SEPTEMBER 2018  PHOTOGRAPHED BY TYLER MITCHELL

[sidcrosbybro]

I love in hockey when a player scores a goal and just turns around and screams at the crowd while the crowd screams back it’s so weird

[backybae215]

I love how the immediate thing to do in hockey after you score is throw your hands up in the air and wait for other fluffy marshmallow men to come and give you hugs

[goaliesarethebest]

I love how when a team wins the first thing they do is hug and pet the goalie on the head, like he’s an affectionate old dog that they grew up with

[irregularcollapse]

Controversy™

[tomwilso]

theflippistflipbooks: Flipbook version of Braden Holtby’s amazing save from Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Final! Made for @nhl

[rubyonbreak]

@omgpieplease look at this!

[high-frequency-sound]

As always, I sure do love those Sharks. ❤️

[high-frequency-sound]

Wtf San Jose Sharks

are a really fun team to be a fan of!!! I love watching them play!!

[high-frequency-sound]

Where is that hilarious hockey chirps compilation video? There’s probably more than one, but I have one in mind and I can’t find it D: Halp.

[stalock]

like i realize here isn’t a lot of crossover between sports fans and musical theater fans but why the FUCK doesn’t the nhl make a big deal whenever the sharks and jets play each other

[dweeb-town]

#THEYRE BOTH IN THE WESTERN CONFERENCE TOO#IT’S LITERALLY A WEST SIDE STORY (via @stalock) 

[hockeyallthehockey]

When you’re a Jet you’re a Jet all the way from your first double shift to your last power play…

[happyzimm]

happy birthday lardo!! (x)

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