Professional pain in the ass.

[jacksonstarkiller]

TinTin: I think I’m in love with Alan.

TinTin: Any thought?

Gordon: And prayers; you’re going to need them.

[jacksonstarkiller]

John: Do you ever think before you speak?

Gordon: Yes, I think “this will be hilarious” and then I say it.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Gordon: I’m getting that brain scan today.

Alan: To check if you have one?

Gordon: Thank you so much for the concern and support.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Scott: I wasn’t that drunk!

Virgil: You called yourself ugly.

Scott: …

Scott *crying*: What the fuck

[jacksonstarkiller]

do you still make incorrect quotes with the fam? uhhh because uhhhh...

Sorry for the late reply! I haven’t been on tumblr a lot lately (as you may have noticed …)

It wasn’t exactly planned. Recently, I’ve just been spending less time on social media altogether, got busy with other stuff, and suddenly it has been five months since my last incorrect quote! I knew it had been a while but did not realise it had been that long.

Anyway, yes still here and making incorrect quotes. I’m gonna try to get back to regular content because I do miss it :)

[jacksonstarkiller]

Scott: Trust the plan.

Virgil: You made the plan on a napkin.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Phones: How’d your meeting with the commander go?

Troy: Terrible. He was asking me all sorts of questions he already knew the answer to.

Atlanta: Rhetorical.

Troy: No, it was definitely English.

[jacksonstarkiller]

The Hood: And how are you planning on defeating me?

Alan: With an inferiority complex and a lot of audacity.

[jacksonstarkiller]

John: You can’t solve every problem with skincare.

Scott: Watch me glow through the pain.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Tin-Tin: Why do you look upset?

Alan: The Uber driver asked me if I was okay before I even spoke.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Captain Scarlet: Adam, why do you have glitter in your shoes?

Captain Blue: Because life isn’t sparkly enough.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Virgil: Where’s Alan?

Scott: *points to a blanket lump on the floor*

Scott: System error.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Alan: I’m broke.

Scott: Dude, we literally live on a private island and have our own space station.

Alan: I meant emotionally.

Scott: Oh… same bro.

[bookwormnivans]

I wish Alan's "near-catastrophic accident" was actually touched upon in the shows....

like the 2004 movie kinda included it??? I kinda thought that Alan's incident "blowing up a school" was their universe's equivalent....

I really wish they adapted it to TAG though... cause the show made their own equivalent of Gordon's hydrofoil accident in SOS, which was another accident that happened off-screen... I wish they could have come up with something to cover Alan's accident as well...

[willow-salix]

Spitting straight facts, Alan is a menace

[jacksonstarkiller]

@willow-salix I think you misspelled “icon” 😝

[superarti]

Does anyone wanna talk about stingray?

[teapotteringabout]

Ahoyyyyyyyy

[jacksonstarkiller]

@teapotteringabout it’s not going to be a very long conversation if you come in and knock ‘em out like that 😝

[jacksonstarkiller]

Scott: Do you guys believe in love at first sight?

John: Fuck no.

Alan: I believe in anger at first sight.

[jacksonstarkiller]

I just saw your post about Scott's fish cardigan. It's one of my favorite costume pieces of the original series. Did I miss a step by step or tips and tricks type guide to making one myself because I am VERY new to clothes making and I'm dying to get my hands on some of the normal clothes costume pieces those little guys wore in that show because holy shit are they incredible.

Tldr: I want to make my own fish cardigan and I have no idea how to even start.

Hi, sorry for taking so long to reply; I’ve been a bit busy 😅

I never really posted a step by step explanation or something of how I made the cardigan. I did make a few progress posts Post1 Post2 Post3

But basically, I bought a white shirt and spent 8 months stitching the pattern on. It were a long and exhausting 8 months. I invested pretty much all my free time into it. The red bits are pieces of red fabric I still had lying around and stitched that inside the cuffs and collar. If you have anymore questions or want some close up pics for more detail, feel free to message me 🙂