Professional pain in the ass.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Gordon: I’m getting that brain scan today.

Alan: To check if you have one?

Gordon: Thank you so much for the concern and support.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Scott: I wasn’t that drunk!

Virgil: You called yourself ugly.

Scott: …

Scott *crying*: What the fuck

[jacksonstarkiller]

do you still make incorrect quotes with the fam? uhhh because uhhhh...

Sorry for the late reply! I haven’t been on tumblr a lot lately (as you may have noticed …)

It wasn’t exactly planned. Recently, I’ve just been spending less time on social media altogether, got busy with other stuff, and suddenly it has been five months since my last incorrect quote! I knew it had been a while but did not realise it had been that long.

Anyway, yes still here and making incorrect quotes. I’m gonna try to get back to regular content because I do miss it :)

[jacksonstarkiller]

Scott: Trust the plan.

Virgil: You made the plan on a napkin.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Phones: How’d your meeting with the commander go?

Troy: Terrible. He was asking me all sorts of questions he already knew the answer to.

Atlanta: Rhetorical.

Troy: No, it was definitely English.

[jacksonstarkiller]

The Hood: And how are you planning on defeating me?

Alan: With an inferiority complex and a lot of audacity.

[jacksonstarkiller]

John: You can’t solve every problem with skincare.

Scott: Watch me glow through the pain.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Tin-Tin: Why do you look upset?

Alan: The Uber driver asked me if I was okay before I even spoke.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Captain Scarlet: Adam, why do you have glitter in your shoes?

Captain Blue: Because life isn’t sparkly enough.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Virgil: Where’s Alan?

Scott: *points to a blanket lump on the floor*

Scott: System error.

[jacksonstarkiller]

Alan: I’m broke.

Scott: Dude, we literally live on a private island and have our own space station.

Alan: I meant emotionally.

Scott: Oh… same bro.

[monurey]

I wish Alan's "near-catastrophic accident" was actually touched upon in the shows....

like the 2004 movie kinda included it??? I kinda thought that Alan's incident "blowing up a school" was their universe's equivalent....

I really wish they adapted it to TAG though... cause the show made their own equivalent of Gordon's hydrofoil accident in SOS, which was another accident that happened off-screen... I wish they could have come up with something to cover Alan's accident as well...

[willow-salix]

Spitting straight facts, Alan is a menace

[jacksonstarkiller]

@willow-salix I think you misspelled “icon” 😝

[superarti]

Does anyone wanna talk about stingray?

[teapotteringabout]

Ahoyyyyyyyy

[jacksonstarkiller]

@teapotteringabout it’s not going to be a very long conversation if you come in and knock ‘em out like that 😝

[jacksonstarkiller]

Scott: Do you guys believe in love at first sight?

John: Fuck no.

Alan: I believe in anger at first sight.

[jacksonstarkiller]

I just saw your post about Scott's fish cardigan. It's one of my favorite costume pieces of the original series. Did I miss a step by step or tips and tricks type guide to making one myself because I am VERY new to clothes making and I'm dying to get my hands on some of the normal clothes costume pieces those little guys wore in that show because holy shit are they incredible.

Tldr: I want to make my own fish cardigan and I have no idea how to even start.

Hi, sorry for taking so long to reply; I’ve been a bit busy 😅

I never really posted a step by step explanation or something of how I made the cardigan. I did make a few progress posts Post1 Post2 Post3

But basically, I bought a white shirt and spent 8 months stitching the pattern on. It were a long and exhausting 8 months. I invested pretty much all my free time into it. The red bits are pieces of red fabric I still had lying around and stitched that inside the cuffs and collar. If you have anymore questions or want some close up pics for more detail, feel free to message me 🙂

[pandora-writes-one-piece]

Get to know your mutuals!

*grabs mic and clears throat* Thank you so much @jintaka-hane and @igiulss for tagging me! I love these things and I love you girls! ❤️

Favorite Colors: Black, purple, and red. I was a bit of a goth teen, and my favorite colors never really got to change 😎

Currently Reading: SMUT! *snort* I used to care a lot about what I read, trying to stick to 'good literature' and the classics and all, but I'm now at a stage of my life where I stoped giving a f*ck and now I read what the hell I feel like. Judgment be damned. So I'm going through the ACOTAR series, devouring them like a madwoman. I have Edgar Allan Poe's short stories giving me the stink eye from my nightstand, and I might use him as a palate cleanser after!

Last Song: Oh, I've been cranking the Imperfect soundtrack I created on Spotify to get me in the mood for the next chapter, and the last one that played was, curiously enough, Imperfect by Stone Sour. I can't get enough of Corey Taylor, that man is a God!

Last Film: I barely watch any TV. I read and write in my spare time, so the last movie I saw was in the movie theatre and I took my son, so we got to see the live action of Lilo & Stitch! I enjoyed it a lot! 🥰

Sweet/Salty/Sour: All of them???? I mean... I can't choose! I have a very sweet tooth, but I love sour things... and salty snacks? UGH! Why are you doing this to me??? Gun to the head: sweet!

Tea or Coffee: Coffee. 100% coffee. Expressos, please. Or how we call it here in Portugal: bica. Actually was discussing this with Giuls just yesterday. I need at least 4 of them on a daily basis. 😍

Working On: Too many things at the same time, actually 😆 I'm working on Imperfect, Kid's Meet-Cute and I'm also throwing a few paragraphs for chapter 2 of All of Yourself, as well as trying to plan and write a very challenging longfic for my main account with ships like: SaNami, LawBin, Ace&Vivi and ZoTash.

I'm going to tag *checks to see who hasn't been tagged yet* @physics-of-one-piece @laidenbreecatchall @isabeauwolf and anyone else who wants to jump in on the fun wagon!

[samcat71470558]

Thanks for the tag :33

Favourite colours: specifically the blue and pink on Galarian Ponyta, and any shade of purple

Currently reading: somewhere in the cerulean sea by T.J. Klune

Last song: idk bro I listen to so many😭 we'll just say Humility from the Gorillaz

Last film: pretty sure it was Top Gun

Sweet/salty/sour: uhhhh yes

Tea or coffee: tea, my tummy doesn't agree with coffee

Taggles for my babies: @valkyrieres @freakygoofball @call-me-casual @justasensitiveplant @flying-machine07 and anyone who stumbles upon this xP

[call-me-casual]

Aight game time:

Favourite colours: that one is hard because it changes so much 😭 but off the top of my head right now it’s nice and earthy colours with a little bit of IR blue 😉

Currently reading: well aside from fanfic (which I have read fairly little of in the last few days and weeks) I suppose some of the Thunderbirds comics count? On a technicality of I’ve started but not finished so you could say I’m currently reading we’ve got:

Watership down by Richard Adams

Journeys in the wild by Gavin Thurston

Winter without end by Casimir Laski

The Encyclopaedia of the weird and wonderful by Milo Rossi

Last song: lemme go check Apple Music- crap it was something by AJR but doesn’t give me the song. I’m gonna guess 2085

Last film: I don’t really watch films anymore so I have to think back a loooooong time so I could damn well be Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter (surprisingly fun movie-)

Sweet/salty/sour: it really depends on what mood I’m in

Tea or coffee: I haven’t tried tea for many years but I prefer its smell to coffee’s smell (bad memories). BUT I prefer coffee if it’s in some sort of cold variety. Preferably with additional flavours and stuff

Working on: everything in the universe ever. I have a commission to finish, cupcakes to decorate, prom to get ready for, countless art ideas, I think eleven fanfics (maybe more because my brain doesn’t SHUT UP), my Scott Tracy cosplay and writing my first book.

Tagging time :>

@idontknowreallywhy @elester01 @tracyislandinmymind @mariashades @spectre-0ne

[idontknowreallywhy]

Ah go on then 🙃 I’ll do the

👋 Mutual Quiz Thing 👋

Favourite colours:

The Blues, various shades depending on context but particularly the combo here:

I’m also a sucker for blue sky up through branches of intensely green leaves.

Currently reading:

Eeeeheheh I am one of those with a pile on the side table all of which I am part way through. Which currently contains:

Dragon Riders of Roar - Jenny McLachlan (reading with kiddo)

Silverborn - Jessica Townsend (rereading)

The Chalice of the Gods - Rick Riordan (was so excited for this to be released then something distracted me part way through and I need to get my head back into it)

You took the last bus home - Brian Bilston (kind of constantly dipping into cos poetry)

Temeraire - Naomi Novik (I read this in flurries)

The Ruthless Elimination of Hurry - John Mark Comer (I mostly keep this one here for the ironic aspirational lols. He makes good points but… maybe not written for the adhd brain)

Madly, Deeply - the Alan Rickman Diaries (loved him 🥹)

Inspired - Rachel Held Evans (such a legend. I dip into it when mainstream church leaves me bewildered)

The League of Thieves - Crofton / Tattersdill (it’s a fun new ‘choose your own adventure’ kind of book but I keep dying so need to track back and work out which particular bad choice is the one I need to change)

Last Song:

Legacy soundtrack Ben & Nick Foster was on repeat all yesterday but before that - Unravelling by Muse.

Last film:

Inside Out 2

Sweet/Salty/Sour:

All! Who would pick between these? I’d miss whichever you took away. Give me all the food.

Tea or Coffee?

Come on now…

Working on:

Ummmm a crochet owl, compiling family holiday pictures for photobook gift for family, plotting a Scandinavian adventure for next year. Fanfic-wise - finishing Resurface, some more flyboy-smotherhen diaries and a new little Horizon bros angst about the aftermath of the hydrofoil accident with @tracyislandinmymind.

Gonna add not working on but should be:

Insane laundry pile. Organising my life. Making it possible to access my desk without leaping over piles of stuff. Chasing up referral. Scout leader compulsory training refresher. Sorting stuff for actual trips this year.

Tag… aaaah how to choose I always worry people will feel left out! I’ll go a bit random from my amazing list of amazing mutuals by stabbing random letters and see who tumblr suggests (no pressure of course just saying hiii) @emtb319 @gumnut-logic @how-do-i-name-blogs-istg @janetm74 @sina-camilo @tracybirds @thundergirl007 @gaviicreates @lenle-g @loopstagirl

[sina-camilo-deactivated20250909]

Thanks for the tag 🤍✨

Well well well ...

Favourite colours: I love the color honey. Brilliant, beautiful.✨

Currently reading: (The Big Sleep)

Why am I reading it? Because ->Dark and mysterious atmosphere (Noir)

->Sharp and sarcastic dialogues-> Strange and mysterious characters-> A twisty story with family secrets, murder, betrayal, etc. -> It has had a great influence on noir films and modern crime literature. sooo yayyy

Last song: It may be strange, but I just found out about the music video called Boom Boom Tel Aviv, so I can say that this was the last song.💀

Last film: I don't remember... It's been a long time since I saw the movie.

Sweet , salty , sour: sweet!

Tea or coffee: I get sick of tea, especially if it's chamomile tea. So... I'm a real coffee addict, even though it's bad for my heart.

For the tag, I have to say I don't know many people yet. soo ..

@coco9728 , @thebirdfantasy , @dontcallme-johnny , @20sugasplants05 , @little-vulpecula , @hebuiltfive , @emtb319 , @cg29 , @tanushakyrano , @tikatu , @princesskayjay , @soniabigcheese , @serameli ,

[soniabigcheese-deactivated20260]

Thank you for the tag

Hmm let me see

Favourite colours - depends on my mood - or whatever suits me

I'm currently wearing pink

Currently reading

Would a travel brochure count?

Why am I reading it ?

Well .. to get an idea of where I'll be going and which cabin I'll be staying in

Last song

The best years of our lives - Baha Men

Last movie

Shrek, obviously, and that's where I heard the last song in the credits

Sweet,salty, sour

Depending on my mood,as a diabetic I've got to be very careful with eating sugary foods

Tea or coffee... tea, although I do occasionally indulge in lattes

Tagging the following - there's no obligation to answer, and I'm merely plucking these out of the blue

@janetm74 @dragonoffantasyandreality @katblu42 @gumnut-logic @squiddokiddo @misstb2 @avengedbiologist

[misstb2]

Thank you for the tag- all off the top of my head:

Favourite colours - green but only certain shades like forest or dark

Currently reading- Midnight Sun by Stefanie Meyer (it’s fun but not brilliantly written)

Why am I reading it ?

Popular

Last song

The Call by Regina Spectre

Last movie

Prince Caspian- love that film.

Sweet, salty, sour

Sweet n sour, but not at the same time!

Tea or coffee... tea, but I have a coffee at 11 most days.

I don’t know who has been tagged already so if you have don’t do this and you’re not obligated anyway!

@bigbookofrescues @cookidoughlilac @edorazzi @emtb319 @gentlebluelizard @harperhug @jacksonstarkiller @onepointtwentyonejigawatts

[jacksonstarkiller]

Apologies for taking so long to respond! I’ve been insanely busy lately and have been neglecting most of my social media. Anyway, thanks for tagging me!

Favourite colours: Blue! A bit of a boring answer, I know, but sometimes you just can’t beat the classics :)

Currently reading: I just started reading Ian Fleming’s Dr No. I’m not very far yet, still on the first chapter. It’s going to be my first James Bond novel! I have seen all the films though.

Why am I reading it: Well, like I just said, I’ve seen all the Bond movies and wanted to start on the novels as well. I know Casino Royal is the first novel in the series, but I just happened to stumble upon this one in my favourite bookshop and they didn’t have any other ones.

Last song: “Psycho” by Muse 🤟🏻

Last movie: The Picture of Dorian Gray (1945). I do love me some classic cinema.

Sweet, salty, sour: Depends on my mood, but I’d say sweet is my most popular choice.

Tea or coffee: TEA!!!! Always! Having a cuppa right now, in fact.

No idea who has not been tagged yet or if people are still doing this but @avengedbiologist @greywake @selene-tempest @teapotteringabout @room-on-broom

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Thunderbird 3 - Thunderbirds (1965)

[jacksonstarkiller]

My love ❤️❤️❤️