Bitch, I'm fabulous

Nothing to see here

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[frxppy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kimchievic]

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

[ampervadasz]

[pinkmistle06]

MANS WAS PREPARING FOR THIS HIS WHOLE DAMN CAREER BRO

[commandtower-solring-go]

This happened to him during his first week and we vowed never be so unprepared

[out-of-context-batfam]

Justice League (2018) #25

[thyrell]

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

[borklords]

This is an actual plot point in the book though as I recall, he doesn’t like hunting adults usually because hes a) a cowardly parasite and b) Children have very tangible fears that can be easily manifested physically while adults generally have quite abstract or conceptual fears about the future, or events, or feelings.

pennywise aint shit

[antifa-hulk]

Abstract fears have reached the youngins these days, pussywise gonna starve

[effielovesapples]

freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm

me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[asapedits]

[captain-flint]

Steve ‘No Chill’ Rogers

[witch-of-letters]

Those long legs tho…

[avengers-posts]

[everythingfox]

Panic! At the Doge

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

[muck-raker-deactivated20181222]

#this is the positive version of this post #it is friendly and brings luck

[arrymoon-deactivated20221207]

reblog to declare yourself emperor

[catchymemes]

[tayaart]

A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

[tayaart]

First one to answer right gets a free shitty drawing

[tayaart]

@antifamutantdown what do u want me to draw shittily

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

This is too much power but I’ll go with a Pikachu trying to murder Winnie the Pooh, and thank you.

[tayaart]

FUCK

[tayaart]

[susiephone]

Op, you said SHITTILY

[gncfag-moved]

no offense but bucky not remembering what he does as the winter soldier makes his & sam’s rivalry so much funnier

[gncfag-moved]

sam: you know im STILL not over the time when you ripped out my car’s steering wheel!

bucky: the time i WHAT

[gncfag-moved]

sam increasingly realizes he can just say whatever tf he wants & bucky’ll be like

[hepalien]

Sam: I can’t believe you stabbed Caesar

Bucky:

[absolutepie]

“I can’t believe you shot 2Pac”

[ghostshapedbox]

This just keeps getting better and better

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

sam: it’s so fucked up how you assassinated JFK

bucky: this isn’t funny anymore, sam

steve: no… you actually did do that, buck.

bucky:

[irnstrange]

Sam: Damn, I mean, did you really have to kill Elvis and then make it look like drugs?

Bucky: haha I wouldn’t do that…right?

Sam:

Bucky:

[freakofandoms-deactivated202012]

Sam: You killed Jesus.

Bucky:

[prplprincez-deactivated20200803]

This gets better ever time

[sad-af1121]

~plot twist~

sam: here’s the bill to my wings you plucked off my back like i was a damn butterfly

bucky: exCUSe me, WUT

sam: yeah you-

bucky: i remember doing that actually 

sam:…

[emilysallysmith]

I can’t breathe. This is pure genius!

[bunjywunjy]

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[bunjywunjy]

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

[bunjywunjy]

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

[bunjywunjy]

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

[bunjywunjy]

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

[digitaldiscipline]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

[bunjywunjy]

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

[bunjywunjy]

*roar sound effect*

[bunjywunjy]

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

[bunjywunjy]

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

[crochetninja]

There’s more!

[nuggsmum]

I love.

[bunjywunjy]

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

[bunjywunjy]

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

[bunjywunjy]

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

[bunjywunjy]

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

[gabyluvsxena]

So, I showed this post to my nephew a few months ago and he said that his T-Rex also needed a name tag

[bunjywunjy]

I LOVE IT

[30-minute-memes]

good afternoon people (yes i also posted this on r/memes)

[mynerdsensesaretingling]

I’ll show this to anyone who doesn’t believe that Clark will absolutely give Bruce shit in return for all of Bruce’s shit that he has to put up with. [Wonder Woman #25, 2017]