"and then i ran for it, man. i just fuckinâ ran, âcause i legit thought this dude was gonna kill me, and well- it turned out it was just for a costume party, and he wasnât actually fuckinâ possessed and his eyes werenât actually bleeding, and he was very kindly returning some shit iâd dropped back at the bar, but like- jesus christ on a fuckinâ bike. as far as iâm concerned, i almost got shanked by a demon last night.â a couple of passing strangers heard jakeâs loud rambling and shot him confused stares, to which jake paid no notice because he was far too busy dragging copper down a smaller side road. âso anyway- my point is that after my near death experience last night, i deserve all the fuckinâ pancakes my little heart desires, and youâre joining me. ah- here it is.â a bell rang out as jake pushed the door open, and they finally escaped the sun and entered the cool, air conditioned cafe.
âso what about you, man? whatâd you get up to last night? donât tell me you got attacked by a demon too, âcause thatâd be fuckinâ freaky.â
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