𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄

𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐎𝐁 𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈 / / roleplay account, not claiming to be the real Jacob. All gifs on this blog were made by me, don't take them.

[jacobexo]

Jacob Nathaniel Elordi is a twenty-eight-year-old actor. Originally from Brisbane, Australia, he currently resides in Los Angeles California. He's bisexual and currently single. Below are a list of his connections.

—— PLATONIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

best friends.

confidants.

role model.

ride or die.

enemies to friends.

wing(wo)men.

sibling like friends.

platonic soulmates.

unlikely friends.

positive influence.

seem like a married couple.

former lovers to friends.

—— ROMANTIC CONNECTIONS. ❜

girlfriend

flirtationship - Taylor Hill

one night stand. - Jamie Campbell Bower

second first kiss, aka the first kiss they head with someone of the same gender.

one sided romance.

friends with benefits.

blind date.

forbidden romance.

exes on good terms.

exes on bad terms.

tinder match.

unrequited crush.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

summer romance.

friends with benefits.

publicity partner.

one night stand or fling that was regretted later.

—— NEGATIVE CONNECTIONS. ❜

frenemies.

negative influence.

mutual jealousy.

competition.

[jacobexo]

i've recently come back from a little holiday in Tokyo and it reminded me that i really don't travel enough these days. aside from getting myself onto the set of whatever i'm filming, that is. i'm finally at a place where i don't need to start working quite yet and so many airports are going to be seeing me in the meantime. do you have a comfort travel destination you think everyone should check out? are you doing a euro summer this year or heading somewhere farther and warmer? / @eizagcnzlez

[alexademes]

well, it's finally over. i feel like we should be popping champagne or something right now, celebrating the fact that we actually survived whatever the hell that last season was. how do you feel now that the show is done with? also, don't go thinking that this is the last you're seeing of me. you're actually kind of stuck with me for life now.

[jacobexo]

the 'i'm free' meme seems pretty fitting for the moment. i have a lot of complicated feelings about the last season but at least we can finally move on from all that. not that i'm not grateful but yeah. i feel good, it's an end of an era but in a positive way. being stuck with you for life don't sound all that bad to me and likewise. there's not a lot of people who understands me like you do, so we're in this for the long haul. should we celebrate the end with some champagne soon?

[clinermaddie]

and i didn't expect anything less of you, jake. i'd actually be more surprised if i found you out socializing. right, but you never actually told me what caused the injury, but i'm glad you're at least able to wander around again. wow, look at you spoiling me just for being ghosted in napa valley. and that sounded like the title of a bad netflix romcom.. which, now that i think about it, basically sums up my trip. but how about you take me to the wizarding world of harry potter? pretty please.

[jacobexo]

that's such an accurate read, you know me too well. hermit life is the best life and i'm real committed to it. oh, i didn't? it was kind of embarrassing. i dropped a weight on my foot at the gym. working out is dangerous. ice cream has never injured anyone and i'm going to remember that going forward. did you at least have a good time in Napa though? ate all the good stuff, drank all the good stuff and did all the things? i can do harry potter. it's been a minute since i've been to florida too you got it. when are we going?

[jacobexo]

i have to say, i was really surprised by the direction of your new music but in a really positive way. it's soft and kind of melancholic and your voice just sounds breathtaking. is the internet correct in assuming you're addressing your fanbase with hate that i made you love me? if it is true, that's incredible. not enough people put their foot down when it comes to fake fans and their parasocial expectations. are we going to be hearing some of these new songs on tour? i didn't get tickets but i'm trusting that people will be posting footage on tiktok and i can experience the shows that way. / @arithegrandes

[jacobexo]

i completely spaced out in Napa and we didn't end up hanging out, sorry about that. good news though, i'm finally out of my walking boot and can finally be mobile for long periods of time. how about you pick out a fun activity for us to do when you're free next and it'll be my treat. whatever you're feeling. day at disney, flying to mexico for authentic tacos or going surfing in hawaii. anything goes. how does that sound? / @clinermaddie

[jacobexo]

Jacob Elordi attending Limelight Boulevard's Napa Trip Goodbye Concert.

[alexademes]

i’m sure those legs of yours are long enough that you can prop it up on the side of the tub and not get it wet. though i do need you to tell me what happened — how’d you end up in a boot anyways? you’re very enthusiastic about this painting; might just wrap it up and give it to you for your next birthday. yeah, i’ve settled in nicely. had a very lazy first day here and then spent today sitting poolside. how are you settling in?

[jacobexo]

i'll be testing that hypothesis later today and i'll get back to you with the results. i wish i had a cooler story about how i broke my foot but it was a gym accident. dropped something heavy on it and now i'm stuck in this walking boot for another five-ish weeks. working out is clearly dangerous and i should avoid that in the future. my birthday is next month so please do. i like having something to look forward to! being lazy poolside is the best on vacation, so look at you having the time of your life. it's been fun. just been taking it easy and got myself a golf cart to explore in. don't ask me how i got it, i'll never tell. wanna meet up at this painting thing then? i wanna experience the master at work.

[gothmgs]

my frankenberry, i know it's a little dramatic but it feels like it's been ages since i talked to you last, even though it's probably not been that long since awards season ended. still, that doesn't technically count as communicating as freely as we'd like to, so i think we should make up for the time while we're here in napa, don't you think? so let's have an adventure, take advantage of all this beauty around us. @jacobexo

[jacobexo]

it's a tad dramatic, but since it's you, i'll forgive you. it has been awhile, i've been a bit of a hermit since all the award shows and since i broke my foot. real staying indoors pouting kind of energy as of late. take me on an adventure, Goth. i dare you and i'll do my best to keep up with you. do i get to know what these adventure plans are or is it a surprise?

[underlightsmargot]

your fave, huh? that's a pretty vip title to throw around. i won't promise at all not to use it to my advantage, just so you know. dinner sounds perfect, actually - i'm sure there's some michelin-star chef hiding in napa ready to blow us away and make you completely forget about that broken leg situation. we'll get you wine drunk enough that you won't even remember you can't walk properly, and i'll play the noble role of making sure you don't topple over. very chivalrous of me, i know. maybe we can find a spot with a view, and see how many terrible decisions we can make in one evening without actually leaving the table. sound good?

[jacobexo]

i don't say that lightly, but you've earned the title. congrats. we'll get you a bottle of bubbly to celebrate. as long as the wine keeps coming, i'm not particularly picky about where we're eating. everything seems pretty fresh and as long as there's no meat-fruit combos on my plate, i'll be happy. it's a pretty daring strategy, getting my 6'5 ass drunk and then trying to get me into bed safely. as long as i don't break my other foot, i'll be happy to try anything you want, darling.

[alexademes]

any major plans for saturday? if not, i'm calling dibs on stealing you away for the spa day. soaking in the hot springs might do those battered feet of yours some good. don't worry though, i won't bother you to join me for the sip and paint night. whatever happens after two glasses of wine is between me and that canvas.

[jacobexo]

you're in luck, demie. i've not made any plans for saturday, so feel free to drag me to the spa. i can think of worse ways to spend my day. though, i can't get my walking boot wet but otherwise i'm going to be a very enthusiastic tourist at this thing. wait, you're going to dangle that visual in front of me and then take it away? how rude. i wanna see what you paint while tipsy, this should be good. have you settled in nicely already?

[jacobexo]

a napa reunion with my fave? don't mind if i do. it's been a minute since we've hung out. i know the Wuthering Heights promo just happened but it also feels like it was ages ago. i have a broken leg, so i can't be going on any adventures but maybe we can have dinner one of the days we're there? catch up, get a little wine drunk and enjoy the vacay. / @underlightsmargot

[jorjasmxths]

are you filming anything around that time? if so, I completely understand. everyone's so busy during the summer months, it's hard to cement plans when you're trying to match schedules. can't say I've ever been to morocco. so you'll have to have to give me your travel highlights before I make the big trip. if possible, I try to arrive a few days earlier so I can enjoy myself and lessen whatever pressure I may be feeling.

[jacobexo]

yeah, my summer is pretty booked up. especially since i had to postpone something to recover from a foot injury. they're gonna be working me extra hard to make up for it, lmao. oh man, you're gonna love it, especially if it's your first time. i came home with soo many spices, that's something you gotta do as well. i spent hours at stalls just looking at things. the teas and the dates are especially good. that's the way to do it, honestly. set yourself up for success and you don't have to leave feeling like you didn't see anything. are you touring lots this summer?

[solrowe]

is it bad to say that i have to mentally prepare myself for euphoria? i started watching the new season and had to pause it. i haven't picked it back up yet but i've been seeing clips and i just need to prepare for what i think is going to happen. did you have fun shooting the wedding scene? @jacobexo

[jacobexo]

i didn't really do that much prep, if i'm being honest. i was filming another project at the same time, so i originally only had two weeks on set and then i came back for another two weeks a bit later to finish everything. it was a bit chaotic, if i'm being honest. the wedding was so fun, everything got a little crazy and that's how i like it. are you working on some new music, by any chance? because i'm obsessed and i need more to listen to. i think the SOS deluxe is my most played album in recent years.

[jacobexo]

i can't believe i'm going to be heading to Napa with a dodgy leg and won't be able to do much exploring, rip. there goes all of my plans to visit every single vineyard but at least i can get wine drunk at the hotel or something to numb the pain. have you already mapped out everything you wanna do out there? are you the sort that makes lists and checks things off it or do you just prefer to wing it? / @clinermaddie

[underlightsmargot]

TYLA: okay so i know you've seen all of the r.i.ps to the absolute assassination of nate jacobs on the bird app, right? like yoh, the memes alone could fill a whole cemetery. but listen, if we're having a funeral for his spicy anger issues and toxic masculinity era, i figured i could get dressed up for the occasion, you know? full givenchy moment with a black veil, maybe some dramatic tears that are definitely real and not at all performative. euphoria it up, pay my respects to the worst man on television. TYLA: haibo, i'm talking full mourning glam. that met gala energy but make it a wake. because if there's one thing nate jacobs deserves, it's me showing up to his funeral looking absolutely devastating while everyone pretends to be sad. it's what he would've wanted - attention, drama, and someone hotter than him stealing the scene. / @jacobexo

[jacobexo]

JACOB: honestly, i don't even have any social media apps on my phone. i used to be on twitter and instagram and it was just hell on my mental health and i wasn't getting anything done. people are too fucking mean and make a competition out of it too, so i opted out. however, if you do see some funny memes, feel free to send them over. i could always use a chuckle, even if i don't want to log into that hellsite again. nate is a fucking awful person, but just because of that, he's the most fun character to play. he has very little redeeming qualities, though i wish sam would've really let me chew scenery and not be as understated. JACOB: don't you always look devastating, though? also, speaking of the met gala, loved your look this year. very island glam, with the turquoise. i had to miss it this year since i broke my foot, so i was basically the meme of the dude sitting at home in his sweatpants judging everyone's outfit. did you enjoy the evening?

[jacobexo]

i saw that you're going to be playing a show in Morocco this summer and i'm so sad i can't come. i love Casablanca, it's such a gorgeous city and the last time i went, i didn't want to go home. have you been there before? do you get a few days to sight-see or do you have to get into town just for the show and leave right after? / @jorjasmxths