just burning daylight

Jade | 24F | Crossover Junkie, Poll Ruiner, and Harbinger of Mild Chaos™ | Multifandom mess, mostly assorted video games + Robot Brainrot. I haven’t tagged things properly in a while now so have fun with that

[jadeandroses]

Life updates (last updated: 4/5/2026):

Talk tag: #meet jade

Current brainrot: Cicada is the new Mareach anthem, and particularly for the movieverse. sorry I don’t make the rules

Active spoiler tags: “Mario movie spoilers”

Games tag: #jade plays

Currently playing: Haven’t had time for much tbh. Monster Hunter Rise ig?

Fanfic Sideblog: @astralithium

Ao3: astralithium

Beyond the Final Frontier: The fic that cemented my “crossover junkie” title, in which Mario and Peach adopt Tails, and Sonic deals with the aftermath. Update status:

Meanwhile, I finished a few Mario oneshots, got back into writing Oplita fic after like a decade, and actually managed to post something on time for the 2025 StH Big Bang!!!!

[itseasytoremember]

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[bumblebeebats]

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

[spectralhauntings]

I've been using the pet poison hotline's poison list cause it has a search function. It also tells you whether something is mildly, moderately, or severely toxic which can be very handy! It doesn't contain like everything but it might be a good place to start, it also includes plants for fellow houseplant lovers <3

Explore Pet Poison Helpline®s vast knowledge on poisons by reviewing our pet poison list. Explore our top 10 poison and holiday poison lists

[littlemousling]

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[leavemebetosleep]

me, sobbing in the michael's fabric section: I miss joann's so fucking much

[hercarisntyours]

i will NOT stay up till 2 am watching jet lag the game again self affirmation

[ujipm]

They have this exact convo every time they’re sent to an ice planet

[j-em-g]

how it started → how it's going 🤗

[j-em-g]

[comikbook]

youre not “bad at art” you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically

[frogitivity]

Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

Click here to enter

[we-willbe-thin]

gUyS please click the link you won’t regret it

[cassiesinsanity]

Its been so long since Build-a-Frog came across my dash. I needed them today :)

[mea-laetitia]

im sobbing omg

[noodles-07]

Please do build a frog its very nice

[wickedcriminal]

Sonic's always telling everyone he's still as free as the wind and fully independent, that he can leave whenever he wants because he's got no ties.

But it's nice that he sticks around anyway. So Tails won't be lonely, of course. That's the only reason.

[lightshowdeer]

Here’s to my first otp ever

[rhinco]

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[erisivy]

[the-star-nomad]

I saw this screenshot of G1 Orion and Ariel and was so entranced by Orion’s stupid little Lego man stance that I had to doodle them.

What’s Aerial standing on?? Uhhh…. *throws rock to distract you and runs off*