Theee doooctooor iiis iiin

((homestuck rp blog, tw unreality))

[jadedmediculler]

Heeellooo theeereee iiinteeerneeet uuuseeers, yooouuu maaay caaall meee Dr. T. Cuuurreeently tryiiing tooo leeeaaarn moooreee aaabooouuut meeediiicaaal praaactiiiceees frooom oootheeer plaaaceees. Feeeeeel freeeeee tooo aaask fooor meeediiicaaal aaadviiiceee. DOOONT SUUUEEE MEEE. Theeeseee aaareee freeeeee cooonsuuultaaatiiiooons aaafteeer aaall.

Some basic info about me: jaaadeee, aaaduuult, leeegaaally a doooctooor, liiiceeenseee tooo ooopeeeraaateee ooon huuumaaan aaand troooll aaaliiikeee! Sheee/heeer

(( OOC: Typing quirk guide: two extra of each vowel to make three. ))

[hoffrev]

sweet dreams docter abode... ❤️‍🩹

[segamascott]

anybody else love pulling the plug on ugly patients? 😹

[gumy-shark]

all fanfiction is nsfw. bc when i read it on the clock i get in trouble

[jadedmediculler]

Lmaaaooo theee boooss iiis maaad Iii waaas wriiitiiing aaagaaaiiin duuuriiing wooork. Whooo caaareees iiif Iii'm aaa liiittleee laaateee tooo aaan aaappoooiiintmeeent

[troll-medicull-advice]

Heeellooo feeellooow meeediiicuuulleeer, niiiceee tooo seeeeee aaanoootheeer troooll iiinteeereeesteeed iiin theee meeediiicaaal fiiieeeld

@jadedmediculler

omg hi!!!!! 😄

[jadedmediculler]

^^

[jadedmediculler]

The fuck is a human

Hmm dooo Iii stiiill caaall theeem aaaliiieeens iiif weee shaaareee aaa plaaaneeet. Whaaateeeveeer theeey wooouuuld beee aaaliiieeens tooo yooouuu sooo. Aaanoootheeer speeeciiieees Iii shaaareee aaa plaaaneeet wiiith. Theeeiiir skiiin iiisn't graaay, theeey dooon't haaaveee hooorns ooor faaangs, dooon't haaatch frooom eeeggs, eeetc eeetc. Theeey'reee nooot thaaat baaad.

[jadedmediculler]

Is eating troll horns healthy.

Wheeereee aaaree yooouuu geeettiiing troooll hooorns tooo eeeaaat. Aaanywaaay. Theeey cooouuuld beee iiif preeepaaareeed prooopeeerly? Caaan't eeeaaat theeem raaaw lmaaaooo (why wooouuuld yooouuu) buuut yooouuu caaan tuuurn theeem into geeelaaatiiin and eeeaaat iiit aaas jeeellooo iiig. Nooot aaa cheeef buuut Iii knooow thaaat fooor suuureee. Aaagaaaiiin thooouuugh. Wheeereee aaareee yooouuu geeettiiing troooll hooorns tooo eeeaaat

[jadedmediculler]

Iiit seeeeeems theee reeest ooof theee seeeveeeraaal uuuniiiveeerseees iiin eeexiiisteeenceee aaareee iiin seeeveeereee neeeeeed ooof my meeediiicaaal knooowleeedgeee. Whaaat theee fuuuck aaareee yooouuu peeeooopleee doooiiing.

[jadedmediculler]

should eye eat a battery agaeyen?

NOOO! Uuunleeess yooouuu're aaa speeeciiieees whooo caaan haaandleee thaaat. Trooolls and huuumaaans caaan't eeeaaat theeem, sooo iiif yooouuu'reee oooneee ooof thoooseee dooon't. Aaalthooouuugh pleeeaaaseee deeetaaaiiil tooo meee theee siiideee aaaffeeects ooof eeeaaatiiing aaa baaatteeery iiif yooouuu noootiiiceeed aaany.

[battery-anon]

my braeyen felt fuzzy but eye theyenk that was before and eye threw up and eye creyeed and creyeed and creyeed?

[jadedmediculler]

Iii seeeeee, Iii seeeeee. Yeees thoooseee aaareee typiiicaaal symptoooms. Dooon't eeeaaat aaany moooreee baaatteeeriiieees oookaaay! Eeextreeemeeely baaad fooor yooouuu. Iiif yooouuu craaaveee aaa baaatteeery fooor sooomeee reeeaaasooon, cooonsiiideeer aaa leeemooon iiinsteeeaaad.

[jadedmediculler]

should eye eat a battery agaeyen?

NOOO! Uuunleeess yooouuu're aaa speeeciiieees whooo caaan haaandleee thaaat. Trooolls and huuumaaans caaan't eeeaaat theeem, sooo iiif yooouuu'reee oooneee ooof thoooseee dooon't. Aaalthooouuugh pleeeaaaseee deeetaaaiiil tooo meee theee siiideee aaaffeeects ooof eeeaaatiiing aaa baaatteeery iiif yooouuu noootiiiceeed aaany.