oh God no well maybe actually

yes please

[gothredy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[mxmuffin]

I love this gif. Me when I need my stool

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[fuckyeah2000s]

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[bogleech]

"art is not my strong suit" and yet the sublime vibes captured by this evocative line work would only be ruined by any attempt at a redraw

[creekmotel]

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[kldpxl]

As the Years Melt Away Like Honey

[2colde]

how having to do work at your job feels

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[cryoverkiltmilk]

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

[nerves-nebula]

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet

[gunsandfireandshit]

[morguesupplier]

[busty-shackleford]

choose abortion

Life kills!

[junglejim4322]

This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

[jadedtangerinie]

"and then also I was Obama"