Jadefire's thing.

30, he/him, relentlessly gay. Primarily a blog for reblogging memes.

[marveltournaments]

Marvel's Next Queer Character (Round 3 Match 8)

Anthony Masters (Taskmaster)

Foggy Nelson

Voting ended onDec 30, 2023

[kim-hu]

Guys, I have come here to ask you once again..

Please help my husband beat some nerd. 🥹🙏✨

[joker-seqartist-deactivated2024]

A sequence I'm still very fond of.

[empress-belosbeck]

[creepymutelilbugger]

that little squirrel boy is about to get it

[notafamousblog-deactivated20251]

get what

[creepymutelilbugger]

[tributary]

this is the same girl in a raincoat

[magrittr]

[levourdalak]

hades and persephone except [tells it worse than ever before/the same as every other modern adaptation]

[temporalschism]

#haded and persephone except its demeter selling persephone to one direction @nil-number​ How does it feel to be the funniest motherfucker alive

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

my friend asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend because her parents are homophobic af but they ended up hating me so much that they were glad when she said she was gay task failed successfully

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

okay so

be a goth. conservative christian parents don't approve of goth men. show up to their house wearing all kinds of satanic symbols if you can

know more about religion than the parents. they'll try to introduce you to christianity because you don't exactly look like a christian but your dad's an ex priest and has a phd in theology so *cracks knuckles* you'll correct them on every little mistake they make

call your fake girlfriend every annoying petname under the sun. i'm talking about babu, shmoopie, snuffleupagus. when you run out of annoying english terms of endearment call her shit like "my liver" or "my little cabbage" (actual greek terms of endearments but the parents won't know this they'll just think you're annoying :3)

to continue this, talk to your fake girlfriend in the most high pitched annoying voice possible but talk in your regular voice to everyone else

stare at her older brother's ass for just a little too long

have an annoying laugh. think of sybil fawlty but a stereotypical villain playing a church organ in his castle

let them quote bible verses to you. then ask "so when were those two destroyed for sodomy?". it's very funny to do this when judas kisses jesus, and it's even funnier when you've just corrected them over a minor mistake in church history

ask WHY abraham was begging for sodom. it doesn't make sense to you why a good christian man would go and beg for tha-

be over possessive of your fake gf (dont really do this, it's just an act)

go and fuck her brother in an alleyway. the parents won't know about this so it's an optional step

use words no one knows the meaning of. do this without realising because you always talk like that

just be yourself! that's enough on its own to make them despise you tbh

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

yes

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

i kissed him on the lips infront of his parents and claimed it was the usual greek greeting between men is that enough for you

[captain--steve--rogers]

Are you…. Are you secretly dating her brother OP?

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

yes

[vivid-mercury]

I wonder why

[flightyquinn]

Show up again to admit to dating the brother, but dress like a typical suburbanite and act like you've never met the parents before. Absolute power move.

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

asdgfgsjfh im totally doing this

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

want an update?

ofc you do

but i'm too tired to write all of what happened down right now so instead try to imagine the most awkward situation you've ever been in.

now multiply the awkwardness by 100

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

first of all i'm just gonna show the difference in what i was wearing

an example of what i would wear as my friend's fake bf:

and as my boyfriend's actual bf:

when my bf and i showed up his dad did such a double take

sooo yeah my bf told his parents he's gay, they looked surprised but told him it was fine... then they shared a look of pure horror (seriously, it was like they had just found out they're in the matrix) and said

"and uh. why is...he here?"

i went and introduced myself like we had never met before and said i was their son's boyfriend

:3

i've never seen two people look more angry before but they weren't gonna say anything because they had other family members over

the family members who had never met me before and therefore knew nothing about the fake relationship thing started asking me what faith i am. i said i was raised protestant, though i'm not very religious now, but that's something i want to change. i had never mentioned anything about being a protestant before and i had said several times that my family was greek orthodox but gaslight gatekeep girlboss

aaaand then the awkwardness began. those were probably the most awkward minutes of my life (we didn't stay for long because i thought the dad was gonna hit me [he probably was. i saw him clenching his fists several times]) and i don't think anyone has ever looked at me with such murderous intent as my bf's parents

[christs-cock-deactivated2023110]

update two electric boogaloo ig

i have a girlfriend now🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[drsloppysawbonesmd]

THE EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR!!

[arcaniumagi2]

WORK!

[leighlew3]

queen sh*t

[velnna]

I watched barbie

[velnna]

Canon compliance

[maxofs2d]

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild’s credits have almost exclusively Japanese people in them; but one name sticks out:

By searching around, people have found this forum post from 2007:

Follow your dreams.

[entrochic]

reblog if ur proud of corey

[wanderleave]

He got a promotion for Tears of the Kingdom!!

[telltaletypist]

omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all

[telltaletypist]

it's always "take off the amulet it's cursed" and "cast it into the flames before corrupts your soul" and never "woah cool amulet where did you get it" or "i like your amulet it looks nice on you"

[prideandpiracy]

It's very hard for my Dark Urge to focus on resisting his insatiable bloodlust when Astarion keeps encouraging murder.

Astarion, you're not helping.

[bunjywunjy]

so why the hell do humans have the ability to digest theobromine anyway? are there any theory papers about it?

it's still an open question! humans can handle a wide array of toxic plant alkaloids (theobromine, caffeine, capsaicin, menthols) and generally toxic substances (alcohol) that would put other mammals in the ground, so there's a whole field of study out there trying to figure out why this is!

for now though, feel free to indulge the mystery by indulging in a solid pound of high-quality milk chocolate in front of your sad pets.

RUB IT IN! RUB IT IN! RUB IT IN!

[onwardmotley]

#my completely baseless spiritual belief is that the price we pay for this is poison ivy, #we evolved to scarf down a bunch of weird poisons and think they're delicious, #and in exchange there is this completely harmless chemical found in a variety of common plants that doesn't bother any other mammal, #which we are all violently allergic to for absolutely no reason. (via downtroddendeity)

[outofcontextdiscord]

[katyscartoons]

Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this

[alexseanchai]

penicillin was first discovered in 1928; vaginoplasty is less experimental

ibuprofen was first discovered in 1961; phalloplasty and HRT are less experimental

Adderall was first applied as an ADHD treatment in 1994; puberty blockers are less experimental

[transcyberism]

would also like to note that every single one of these procedures and treatments has been through rigorous testing usually both on animal models and humans in order to be approved as safe and effective by the FDA and not a single one is considered experimental. just in case anyone tries to be like "well HPV vaccines and Adderall are also bad"

[greelin]

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

[cannibalchicken]

[goatsgomoo]

What's your favorite drink?

Water

Coffee

Tea

Vanilla Extract

Soda

Juice

Alcohol

Something Else

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2024

[5feet-of-anxiety]

Oh this one is broken broken