Who is this Mystery Girl?

28, she/her, main blog is mayajadeart. This is not a Witch From Mercury Spoilers-Safe blog.

[jadepresentingnipples]

I want you all to know

I’m not sorry for the Witch From Mercury spam I just filled your dash with.

[undying-princess]

keep joking about that kink you definitely don't have

[jadepresentingnipples]

Let's see how many posts y'all can make me reblog before my mac'n'cheese is done.

[jadepresentingnipples]

It was 11 but I'm rounding it down to 10 because I accidentally set the stove to 3.5 at first.

"10 posts" shall now be the basis for my new unit, "1 mac'n'cheese." Great job everyone.

[jadepresentingnipples]

Let's see how many posts y'all can make me reblog before my mac'n'cheese is done.

[jadepresentingnipples]

It was 11 but I'm rounding it down to 10 because I accidentally set the stove to 3.5 at first.

"10 posts" shall now be the basis for my new unit, "1 mac'n'cheese." Great job everyone.

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

[delicatefury]

I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

Thank God someone bothered to check.

[beardedmrbean]

>I just googled this and… yes, it’s absolutely real.

Sources beyond dude just trust me, for the skeptics.

Scientists shocked to find lab gloves may be skewing microplastics data

Scientists may have been unknowingly inflating microplastics pollution estimates, and the surprising source could be their own lab gloves. A

https://www.technologynetworks.com/applied-sciences/news/scientists-lab-gloves-may-be-causing-an-overestimation-of-microplastics-411138

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics, U-M study reveals

Nitrile and latex gloves that scientists wear while they are measuring microplastics may lead to a potential overestimation of the tiny poll

Nitrile and latex gloves may cause overestimation of microplastics - Phys.org (it’s a pdf)

An Embarrassing Mistake May Have Skewed Microplastics Research All Along

Researchers discovered a standard piece of lab equipment has added thousands of microplastic ‘false positives’ per each square-millimeter un

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data

Ordinary Lab Gloves May Have Skewed Microplastic Data: That doesn’t mean microplastics aren’t a problem, though

That should be enough

[importantdogimages]

[jisatsu-draw]

ligando en broma // cuando me agarran la mano

[star-angel-selkie]

[star-angel-selkie]

blank versions :3

[retro-friki]

Here have the whole page of the newest mechagurumi heavily featuring Ericht. Google translate isn't good, my Japanese is very basic and I have no idea if anyone's making a fan translation of this. From what I gather, the gist of the story is that everyone has their things stolen. Prospera was a suspect, but she was also stolen! So now the sisters are asking the rest of the gang to help them track the gundnodes and see if they can find mom and other stuff or something like that.

Also the last panels:

Approximate dialogue according to google translate and my little skills:

Miorine: She doesn't look like your older sister.

sfx: kachin!

Ericht: Suletta, you shouldn't hang out with this meanie.

Miorine: What's that?!

They were born to antagonize each other. 🥲

[sin-ophelia]

Fangirls Through the Ages by Lid Thom

[theprofessional-amateur]

[i-am-a-fish]

Time for me to get my life together.

new bedtime schedule, 1 AM to 1:15 AM.

then, morning routine

1:16 AM: breakfast, eat 8 bananas no chewing

1:20 AM - (???): jog until unconscious

[gazeldhazel]

the edibles that turn you into a kitty cat

[gazeldhazel]

"girl this edible isn't SHIT, i think im gonna take another one"

5 minutes later:

[jadepresentingnipples]

I'm an idiot. I put the stove on medium-low to get the water boiling. What am I doing, melting butter?

[raptorliver]

Isnt it kind of crazy that the ancient greeks just named celestial objects after their gods. Imagine we today found a planet and named it like. Barack Obama or something. perhaps the Six Seven Kid

[jadepresentingnipples]

Uranus was almost called "George" because early modern scientists were really into naming shit after their kings.

[c-rowlesdraws]

I started sketching Hornet in outfits I thought she'd look cute in... and then got a little carried away

[jadepresentingnipples]

Let's see how many posts y'all can make me reblog before my mac'n'cheese is done.