The Wannabe-Author

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[amygdalae]

There are some fetishes that don't even like get my engine going I just love them because they r so charming. Like rubber fetishists I love to see them frolic in their getups it looks like they r having so much fun I'm like awwww the gas mask so cute awww fun sexy

[pangur-and-grim]

I got a copy of the book, and it is VERY DIFFERENT seeing these words in print

[senshibignaturals]

I just finished Apparently Sir Cameron Needs To Die and one of the best things about it is that it is, at its core, a brutal grimdark fantasy about the choice between idealized tradition and freedom and man vs god. However because it is from the perspective of the fantasy equivalent of a rich BYU girl and her pet closet leather gay she does coke with, it is, inexplicably, a comedy. I can not recommend his highly enough

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

My pre-order of Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die arrived while I'm working so I only have time to say I'm in love by the dedication already

[scragon]

i draw on the back of receipts and placemats when im out

[threi]

pleas i beg you play look outside

[tadporridge]

no idea what this is i just really wanted to draw leigh i wish women were real

[bestofasbestos]

new terrifying horror concept: What If Someone Came To Your House

[scramratz]

It sucks there seems to be a concerted effort to distance the transfem and transmasc communities from each other. If it weren’t for trans women, I probably wouldn’t have realized I was trans until much later in life.

The cis women in my life were so miserable in their womanhood, I thought that misery was normal. Seeing trans women actually love and fight to be seen as women made me question my own misery

[kathartic-kat]

As a trans woman, trans men were the first trans people I ever befriended. I was in a new city miles away from home for university and very early in my transition. And honestly if it weren't for them, I would have ended up in a pretty dark and horrible place too. They gave me community at a time I needed it most.

[sokodraws]

iron lung, eh?

cool movie, I liked it

[grimeclown]

This is a fucking new one

[tchaikovskaya]

[agentofdeterioration]

The Catalogue of Ships in the Iliad is, to a modern audiences, what classicists have called “boring as hell,” but I can’t help but think that if you were watching Homer recite it it would have been more like when comedians go, “anybody here tonight from Chicago?” and the Chicagoans in the back start cheering

Homer’s like, “and there were forty black ships from… LOCRIS” and the Locrians in the crowd start going absolutely nuts

[cowardsexual]

rogy :]

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Alright who wants to see the fat bee I picked up today to move off the sidewalk so he wouldn't get squished (flew away anyway)

[deantheotherkingofkinks]

*grabby hands* show me the bee!(please) How rotund were they?

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Oh ykno

Fat as FUCK

[your-werewolf-boyfriend]

Oh yall really like this little guy

[seven-winged-liar]

hey boss! i drew your little guy <333

[official-bee-posts]

Official round bee post! 🐝

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]