Dumb bitch

gigi|she/they

[jadesgorgeyhun]

username change

jesynelsonsbitch->jadethirlwallsimp

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[leclerqued]

ffs

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[thedancingcostumeyoungadult]

Booty shorts that say "vaccinated" on the ass

[kirianthedivorce]

Listen I would die for Jameela Jamil

[kirianthedivorce]

I just… love her… so much we don’t deserve her

[kirianthedivorce]

When you’ve got low self esteem and are having a bad day

[kirianthedivorce]

Important update:

[kirianthedivorce]

Another update:

[heretic-madlad]

Warrior energy

[jadesgorgeyhun]

I have like three(3) moots but will I do an about me post? you bet your ass I will

[metvmorqhoses]

forgive me father for i have sinned in all the most intricate, exquisite and aesthetically pleasing ways i was capable of

[jadesgorgeyhun]

not my A cup ass wanting a breast reduction

[tittyblade]

i think people on twitter should be thankful that we’re on tumblr and no one is being forced to see some shit like “penis smp” trending under a worldwide political crisis

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[imcubo]

via Twitter

[ethannku]

nico shadow travels into museums and runs an instagram account full of pictures of masterpieces that are just not possible. like he takes a picture of the mona lisa with no one in the room, and when people comment that he’s faking it and it’s not his picture, he takes a video of the room and writes his name on the wall next to the painting.

police all over the world are trying to find him but they never can, and it’s not helped by the fact that he seems to move around the world within seconds.

[ethannku]

nico sometimes brings rachel along, so museum staff will often find their display rooms have been covered in graffiti. of course, the art pieces themselves are not harmed, and that’s the most puzzling thing: why would someone go through the effort of getting in and out of a museum, but not steal anything?

[lichrelly]

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

[bill-nye-official-blog]

why are lemons separate from food op?

[sporkkles-irl]

everyone knows lemons arent food

[2boldlyqueer]

lemon stealing whores are a huge issue separate from food stealing whores. there’s a whole documentary about whores stealing lemons from the trees of unsuspecting victims. you can see the first two minutes of it here.

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Thats a rickroll. That totally is a fucking rickroll. No fukin way. Not falling for it.

[lichrelly]

dude, trust me, that isn’t a rick roll. its something worse

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Me to the rest of tumblr after actually watching what was in the link:

[incessant-honking]

…I really don’t know what I was expecting.

[danna-sama]

What the fuck did i just watch.

[askasexual]

It- it’s not a Rick roll

[theprinceofsnark]

Have we really reached a time when the Lemon Stealing Whores are no longer common knowledge.

[hiddlydiddly]

[yeetmeintotheunknown-deactivate]

can you imagine if tumblr had a story feature like instagram

[haoies]

thinking about will solace being that one person who little queer kids flock around for safety and acceptance. will teaching young trans kids how to safely bind. the stolls get him binders when he needs them and don’t ask questions because its none of their business and they respect that. just will with a flock of gay and trans kids.

[damhalfblood]

Every friend group should have

a bimbo,

a mean bisexual,

an even meaner lesbian,

she/theys,

he/theys,

a token straight that's on thin ice,

an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorized,

and a short king,

-tik tok audio inspired- I also saw a post like this but with marvel a while back but I can't find it welp