lost.

JADE SAMARIN; secrets are meant to keep to yourself

[juliankane]

Are you sure?

[jadespainting]

Yeah, I don’t want to be a bother.

[flickerofcalum]

Let’s do it!

[jadespainting]

Did you want me to paint your back... or...

[flickerofcalum]

“Look, all I’m saying that I can’t help what I’m like when I’m drunk. If you didn’t want my tongue down your throat, you shouldn’t have been standing so close.”

[jadespainting]

“I-I didn’t mind your tongue down my throat... not that I’m uh... you know not that theres anything wrong with being... you know. I’m just.. sorry I was standing close? Kinda. Thank you.” 

[jadespainting]

Text >> Open

Jude: Do u think I could get away with buying a monkey

Jade: Maybe... what do monkeys eat?

[juliankane]

Teacher’s pet, they say. It’s not my fault I know all of the answers and I want extra credit.

[jadespainting]

At least you know the answers, they’re probably just mad because they don’t. Don’t mind them.

[juliankane]

I can pick some up for you if you’d like.

[jadespainting]

Oh that’d be nice, but you really don’t have to.

[ms-boyd]

How about ordering some online? I haven’t been going out of the apartment for quite a few days thanks to that.

[jadespainting]

That’s a pretty good idea, thank you.

[flickerofcalum]

You can paint me, if you like. I’m a good canvas.

[jadespainting]

Oh... uhm... that’d be fun!

[ayyjem-deactivated20150523]

Tomatoes are vegetables and nothing can convince me otherwise. Avocadoes, on the other hand, I’m not too sure. You’ve got me reconsidering everything I’ve ever learned. 

[jadespainting]

All I know is that I don’t like either of the foods.

[fkgcmez-blog]

Get new ones?

[jadespainting]

I’d rather not leave the room.

[flickerofcalum]

Can’t you just buy another?

[jadespainting]

I could... or I could just paint something else. Like my arm.

[juliankane]

Do you need more?

[jadespainting]

Well, that’d be nice.

[grahamxcollins]

Aw babe, that sucks! Go out and buy some more, that’s my only suggestion. 

[jadespainting]

I actually just painted my fan. This whole leaving my room thing wasn’t on the to do list this weekend.

[ayyjem-deactivated20150523]

But there was a tomato on VeggieTales! What the hell?! You now what? I reject that idea. I reject it. 

[jadespainting]

I know! Isn’t weird. Something about seeds or whatever.

[ayyjem-deactivated20150523]

That is a lie. Are you lying? 

[jadespainting]

You don’t remember? Me and my brother fought about it for a week.

[ayyjem-deactivated20150523]

… What tomato thing? What happened to tomatoes? 

[jadespainting]

A couple years ago everyone started saying tomatoes are a fruit! Remember?

[ayyjem-deactivated20150523]

Something about the pit being a seed, and how berries are meant to have seeds. I don’t know, Google linked me to a really science-y article. I’ll give you a moment to let it all sink in. 

[jadespainting]

It’s like the tomato thing all over again.