McDoogledork

She/Her. Asexual/Aegosexual. The painting above is called "Ride or Die" by Matt Adrian. I have named the monkey Brumbles and the sloth Momo. I just felt that it was important for you to know their names. If you want to know more things, message me and I'll reply if I want to.

[gamechangershow]

Josh is FROZEN!!! 🥶🧊

➡️ Go to Dropout to watch new Game Changer now

Rulette 2 - Season 8 - Dropout

Josh, Anna, and Demi must follow the rules they spin from the big wheel. Game Changer: Home Edition is available on Kickstarter until June

[incaseyouart]

studies of the astrophage sampling scene from the film, text from the book!

[skiimble]

heard about this guy who we're all headcanoning as aroace. say less

[rylandgraces]

Project Hail Mary — 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[malice-kingdom]

“Save Earth save Erid”

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I'm trying a new productivity hack 💪 where when I have things that are stressing me out 😳 , instead of not doing them 🚫, I do them 💯

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Working great so far! 😊

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Problem! 😮 More things! 😭

[midnightskywrites]

writers really will spend twenty minutes pacing around the kitchen thinking “this scene is genius” and then sit down to type and suddenly remember approximately three words and one emotional vibe

[zsh-official]

[islandoforder]

love that brennan can’t resist a weird psychosexual banter with zac on any level even when that means a cool punk shirtless vampire being intimidated by a middle aged midwestern reporter

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[aromantic-journal]

"everyone should get more aromantic" can appeal to tumblr's sensibilities but I genuinely think everyone should also get more asexual. I don't mean everyone stop having sex, what I mean is

Sex is not essential. You can live without it. Full stop.

Not having sex isn't shameful or a sign of failure. It also doesn't make anyone boring.

You are not entitled to having sex with anybody and nobody is entitled to having sex with you.

Sex is not what makes someone an adult.

Nobody's worth is defined by how much sex they have or don't have.

Sex is not equally important to everyone.

You can have fulfilling and happy relationships without sex.

You should only have sex on your own terms, not because you feel like you owe it to someone, or because you feel like you'd be incomplete without it.

Know your boundaries around sex and be firm about them. Know how to respect other people's boundaries.

The previous point also applies when it comes to discussing sex. If someone doesn't wanna talk about it or hear about it you have to back down.

Anything can be sexual but not everything has to be sexual.

[chaifootsteps]

Firmly convinced the world would be a better place if we started treating sex the way we'd treat any other mundane preference in life, like what kind of chips a person likes to eat with their lunch.

[manny-jacinto]

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[mysharona1987]

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[unamusedsloth]

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

[julianlovesdogs]

This is my new favorite thing

[whetstonefires]

‘portraits of people reacting to nudity’ fresh, inspired, art sfkas;lk

[headspace-hotel]

according to the notes, yes, the subjects do know ahead of time that he will be nude, so yes, this is very funny and cool

[ladyshinga]

i think baby-priority-seating should be a thing on planes. like. not, "they go on first", i mean how seating is ARRANGED. like o shit there's a baby on this flight? then the attendants ask everyone in the waiting area "who here is good with babies and enjoys the communal human experience of helping a parent soothe a scared child?" and then they rearrange everyone to make sure those people are sitting next to the baby just in case, and boom, less stress for probably literally everyone including the baby

i have no idea why i am thinking about this. i have no baby and have not been on a flight in years. this is dan levys fault