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taking drags from my djj blunt rn...🚬

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[cdzen]

Wait the way yujae was the one time I most fell for kpop rpf lmao like it's not even shipping to me it's having working eyes and seeing jaehyun embarrass himself on the regular

embarrass himself on the WHAT!!!

anyway real it's just so fun to point and laugh at jaehyun for acting bashful in front of a guy with long hair. wait sorry i forgot a guy who USED to have long hair 😑 #nevermoveon

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[9e978e]

via

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[jaerotica]

entirety of 127 renewed their contracts there's still hope to ncity 🙏🙏

[maxxie-or-smth]

i wish i could go to sleep and never wake up ever ever ever but i'm not dead im just sleeping so no one is sad or anything silly like that

[thepersonalquotes]

[aachanel]

[lelouch]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ai will literally straight up say "I can make mistakes :)" and be accepted by millions of companies worldwide. meanwhile you'll either get fired or get your resume thrown into a trash can if you, as a human being, make one slight mistake or are not always performing perfectly

[merrymorningofmay]

"omg i LOVE it when love between characters is so strong it overrides the boundaries of flesh and selfhood, merging them into some sort of (un)holy chimera" — person who's uncomfortable with the idea of permanently sharing a bedroom with someone else

[feldfrog]

One time I got chocolate chip and blueberry pancakes for dinner and the waitress muttered to herself "it's a free a country"

[nutongzhi]

[gokusclit]

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that